"I AM A UNICORN!" Lay embraced.

Sehun rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Peasant,"

Lay gaped his mouth, hurt by the Sehun's mutter. "Seriously! Dude, I AM a unicorn."

"Really? Then prove it," The younger challenged.

Lay nodded in acceptance and positioned himself so that his legs were crouched shoulder-length apart and his arms were firmly placed at his sides. He began groan, "AAARRRHHGG"

Sehuna opened his moth in disgust. "What. The. Fu-"

"HUSH CHILD!" Lay continued his motions.

With groans and moans filling the unusually empty streets of Kangnam, Sehuna sighed in reluctance. "Good. No one's around."

"HUSH!"

The persistant boy was groaning so much that his face looked horrifying! Veins popped out all along his forehead, his neck was strained, and his complexion was a pale cream color. 

Two hours passed and Sehun yawned.

"HUSH!"

"I didn't even-"

"HUSH!"

The time passed and still nothing happened with Lay and his transformation. Finally, with much frustration, Sehuna cried.

"UWAAAAA! LUHAN BB! LAY'S BEING A BOOTY HOLE AND MAKING ME HUSHHHH!"

A deer pranced out and Sehuna jumped on his back and they rode off into the sunset, drinking green tea and taro bubble te.

"HUSH!" Lay scolded at nothing.

And that's how it ends.

Lay stood in his determined position, groaning and maoining obnoxiously.

The En-

" YES!" The lonely boy shouted in victory. "AFTER 8249068123 YEARS AND ONLY 2 EXO COMEBACKS, I HAVE TURNED INTO A ..."

He paused, taking in the realization that he did not turn into his intended unicorn form, but ... An orange!

"NUUUUUUUUUU!"

The End.