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   Huang ZiTao I THINK I WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE GUYS LIKE ASKDJLGKDJSGDLS.

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   Kim Joonmyun WHAT WHY? YOU DIDN’T SEE ME EARLIER RIGHT?!

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   Huang ZiTao NO I SAW THAT TOO. BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE.

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   Seo Joohyun What’s the reason Tao? I mean I would already be scarred for life after seeing Suho’s tiny package.

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   Kim Joonmyun WHO SAID IT WAS TINY?!

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   Kim Taeyeon I do. NAH JK HAHAHAHA.

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   Kim Hyoyeon I AM THE THIRD KIM TO COMMENT IN A ROW!!!

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   Kim Jongin FOURTH ONEEEEE

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   Kim Minseok 5^TH!!!

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   Do Kyungsoo WHAT HAPPENED

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   Kim Jongdae 6^th!!!

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   Kim Jongdae OKAY WHAT THE HEY D.O YOU STOLE MY THUNDER!!!!!

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   Kim Jongin HAHA CHEN HAHAHAHAHAH. YOU’RE THE KIM THAT’S LEFT OUT.

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   Huang ZiTao GUYS THIS IS ABOUT ME.

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   Huang ZiTao THIS IS MY STATUS HERE.

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   Huang ZiTao STOP SPAMMING MY OWN STATUS WITH YOUR STUPID POSTS ABOUT YOUR KIM CLAN OR WHATEVER OKAY

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   Huang ZiTao STOP TYPING FOR A MOMENT GUYS SHISUS CAN’T YOU SEE I HAVE AN ISSUE HERE?!

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   Byun Baekhyun Um Tao, you’re the only one spamming and talking right now.

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   Huang ZiTao …ANYWAY.

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   Lu Han DEERHAN IS HERE.

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   Park Chanyeol SO IS EGGYEOL!!!

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   Huang ZiTao WTF DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO ANNOUNCE YOUR ENTRANCE AND BOTHER ME WITH YOUR STUPIDNESS? YOU’RE INTERUPTING ME.

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   Lu Han … Well who got your in a twist?

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   Zhang Yixing HELLO!

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   Im Yoona Hi Lay C:

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   Lee Sunny WHOA LOTS OF COMMENTS HERE.

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   Jung Jessica Did someone say COMMENTS?

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   Choi Sooyoung I AM THE SOO TO THE YOUNG.

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   Kwon Yuri I KWON READ MINDS. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE GUYS. DID YOU. I BET YOU DIDN’T.

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   Hwang Tiffany What has happened to us

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   Kim Taeyeon I DUNNO HAHAHAHA. WHO COOKED OUR FOOD LAST NIGHT?

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   Huang ZiTao GUYS?!?!?!?

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   Wu Kris Guys who stole my BB cream I need that crap to live.

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   Oh Sehun DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IT WAS ME. I NEEDED SOMETHING TO MAKE ME LOOK MILKY WHITE. SO I TOOK YOUR BB CREAM GEGE~ SORREH~

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   Byun Baekhyun BACON BACON BACON I SMELL BACON!

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   Zhang Yixing You sure you aren’t smelling yourself?!

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   Kim Minseok NOPE THAT’S ME GUYS. MY BACON ARMPIT TREATMENT LAST NIGHT KINDA JUST WENT WRONG.

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   Im Yoona XIUMIN. WHAT IS A BACON ARMPIT TREATMENT. I WANT TO TRY IT.

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   Kim Minseok IT’S WHERE YOU STICK BACON ON YOUR ARMPIT TO ATTRACT PEOPLE TO YOU SO YOU NEVER BECOME LONELY.

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   Kim Minseok It works guys it really does.

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   Zhang Yixing JUST REREAD THIS CONVO, SO TAO YOU GOT SCARRED FOR LIFE HUH? WHAT FOR?

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   Huang ZiTao IT’S BECAUSE OF YOU GEGE!!!

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   Kim Hyoyeon *insert gasp*

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   Kim Jongin HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH~

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   Lu Han WHAT IS THIS

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   Jung Jessica What did nice guy Lay do to you? Piss on you?

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   Huang ZiTao NO. IT’S HIS ROOM.

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   Zhang Yixing WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY ROOM *^* ALL I DO IS SLEEP IN MY BED AND DANCE IN THERE.

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   Huang ZiTao NO NOT YOUR BEDROOM LAY. YOUR VAULT ROOM.

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   Seo Joohyun He has a vault room?

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   Huang ZiTao YES. I WAS BORED AND LOOKED AROUND THEN I FOUND A SECRET ROOM IN OUR DORM. BEING THE CURIOUS PANDA I WAS I WALKED INSIDE AND THEN WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE.

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   Lee Sunny WHY WERE YOU SCARRED? WHAT WAS IN THERE?

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   Park Chanyeol WAS IT A DEAD BODY?

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   Kim Jongdae THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE TERRIBLE SMELL IN OUR DORM.

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   Oh Sehun IF THERE’S A DEAD BODY IN OUR DORM I’M LIVING IN THE STREETS.

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   Do Kyungsoo DEAD BODY? WHAT?

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   Zhang Yixing THERE IS NO DEAD BODY. BUT THERE IS A VAULT ROOM I KNOW OF IT.

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   Huang ZiTao In there…. All over the walls, on the ground… they were everywhere. I could barely see any ground or walls.

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   Wu Kris Was it dirt

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   Kim Joonmyun OH GROSS.

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   Huang ZiTao No… Far worse…

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   Huang ZiTao The room was filled with…

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   Huang ZiTao UNICORN PILLOW PETS!!! LIKE COME ON LAY WHERE IS YOUR MANHOOD.

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   Hwang Tiffany YOU WERE SCARED BY UNICORN PILLOW PETS?!

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   Huang ZiTao NO SCARRED SCARRED!!! TWO R’S NOONA.

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   Im Yoona WHAT. LAY WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME ABOUT THIS ROOM I WANNA PLAY AND FLUFF IN THEM.

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   Zhang Yixing … I’M SORRY IT’S JUST… SO MANY FANS BOUGHT ME UNICORN PILLOW PETS AND I HAD NO WHERE TO PUT THEM SO I PUT THEM IN A VAULT ROOM.

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   Kim Minseok WELL AINT THAT NICE.

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   Kim Joonmyun ARE WE ALLOWED TO GO IN THIS VAULT? I WANNA SLEEP ON SOME UNICORNS

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   Zhang Yixing NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TOUCH THEM BECAUSE I WANT THEM IN PERFECT CONDITION DO YOU UNDERSTAND. BESIDES THE VAULT IS WELL HIDDEN.

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   Wu Kris Found the vault.

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   Huang ZiTao I found it too remember?!

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   Kim Hyoyeon Your vault doesn’t seem so hidden now

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   Lu Han I FOUND IT TOO!

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   Kim Jongin Why is your vault in your closet

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   Do Kyungsoo YOUR CLOSET IS THIS BIG? WHOA.

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   Zhang Yixing WELL THIS IS JUST AWESOME.

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   Oh Sehun ISN’T IT GEGE? THESE UNICORNS ARE SO FLUFFY!!!!

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   Kim Taeyeon THAT’S IT SNSD ARE COMING OVER.

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   Choi Sooyoung UNICORNS!!!

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   Jung Jessica Don’t freak out if you find my body in there asleep

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   Hwang Tiffany LALALLALALLALALLALLLALLALAA FLUFFY UNICORNS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’

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   Park Chanyeol DOG PILEEEEEE!!!!

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   Zhang Yixing NOOOO YOU’RE CRUSHING MY PRECIOUS UNICORNS!!!!

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   Im Yoona LAY THIS IS SO FUN!!!

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   Zhang Yixing NOT YOU TOO YOONA?

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   Byun Baekhyun SIR YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOWN US THIS ROOM A LONG TIME AGO.

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   Zhang Yixing YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY I DIDN’T WANT TO SHOW MY VAULT ROOM

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   Huang ZiTao WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS THOSE UNICORNS ARE EVIL

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   Kwon Yuri IF UNICORNS WERE EVIL I THINK WE’D ALL BE DEAD AND THIS WORLD WOULD BE FULL OF UNICORNS NOT HUMANS.

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   Oh Sehun I think… I will live in this room.

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   Kim Jongdae UNICORN PILLOW PET FIGHT!!!

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   Jung Jessica YAH STOP I’M TRYING TO SLEEP ON THESE FLUFFY UNICORNS. IF YOU DARE TAKE ONE UNDER ME WHILE I’M SLEEPING I WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE NO NOSES TOMORROW.

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   Zhang Yixing … Why me.

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Le Author's Noteu~

Hey guys~
I've been a lazy again... hehe...

So to TRY to make it up, I made a really weird chapter about who knows what really

it's like a jumble of random thoughts that came into my mind at that moment 

all i had to do was type it out :D

Hopefully you guys let out a little giggle...

OH AND HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICED IT'S THURSDAY HAHAHA. I have conferences this week so we have thursday and friday off :D

NOW I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU~

I've been quite curious actually.

For all of you that actually read my story, I would like to know

Why did you click my story? What made you want to read it?

Just tell me down below~

I mean come on, I know there are probably many other people who could write funnier Facebook type fanfics our there and I'm pretty sure you guys probably read those too ouo

but I just wanna know why you guys keep reading my story because I know there's a lot of you, which surprised me really.

Like when I first began this fanfic, I thought to myself, I probably won't get over 100 subscribers or commments.

And then BOOM!!!

It's like you guys shot me in the with a canon cuz DAMN WAS I SURPRISED.

All these notifs about new story comments and subscriber appeared!

Just so you know, I didn't my pants when I saw the amount okay.

And that was just when I surpassed 300+ subscribers 

Then my bestie, who is the best person in the world to me, decided to surprise me when a birthday present which was an advertisement for this story on the aff page!!!
I dunno if people were just living under a rock or something but my notifs were FLOOODED

I got hundreds of new subscribers and comments in just ONE DAY! 

It scared the crap outta me honestly. 

Enough of this boring story that you're probably not reading. You better read this

Anyways just comment down below 

I LOVE YOU ALL :D