Bet You Didn't See That Coming

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May 25

   Wu Kris I AM LITERALLY DYING. DYING I TELL YOU. SOMEONE HOLD ME.

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   Kim Joonmyun HAHA YOU GOT REJECTED!!!

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   Wu Kris HEY I DIDN’T GET REJECTED.

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   Do Kyungsoo Well yes you did, indirectly.

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   Wu Kris STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD.

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   Oh Sehun WHAT ABOUT ME, GEGE!

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   Wu Kris YOU!!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY LOVE AWAY FROM ME?!

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   Oh Sehun WHOA WHOA WHOA, GEGE, I DIDN’T DO THIS ON PURPOSE.

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   Wu Kris I BET THIS WHOLE TIME YOU PLANNED THIS. YOU FLIRTED BEHIND MY BACK.

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   Kim Joonmyun DO NOT TREAT MY MAKNAE THAT WAY.

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   Oh Sehun I did nothing TT.TT

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   Do Kyungsoo Hey gege, I suggest you just crawl into a box and cry in there.

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   Huang ZiTao How is that supposed to make gege feel better?

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   Do Kyungsoo It’s not :D

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   Wu Kris I WILL MURDER YOU ALL. THIS IS A DEPRESSING MOMENT FOR ME YET YOU HAVE TIME TO JOKE?

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   Lee Sunny LET SUNNY BRING SUNSHINE TO YOUR MIND!!!

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   Wu Kris GET YO SUNSHINE OUT OF HERE SUNBAE.

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   Lee Sunny YAH. YOU DO NOT TALK TO ME THAT WAY MISTER. I’M GLAD YOU GOT REJECTED. YOU DESERVE IT.

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   Lu Han Now now, Sunny Bunny. He’s just going to bad times.

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   Lee Sunny I don’t care. He deserves that crap he’s getting. -.-‘ Rude hoobae.

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   Wu Kris YOU PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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   Choi Sooyoung This is what I understand, YOU CLEARLY DON’T TRY TO WIN HER HEART. SHE WOULD ACCEPT YOU IF YOU KEPT TRYING.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Says you. WHAT ABOUT CHEN?!

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   Seo Joohyun Yes I like Sehun. Accept my heart, Oh Sehun!!!

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   Oh Sehun Yeah about that…

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   Seo Joohyun Yes?

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   Im Yoona SEHUN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?

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   Oh Sehun I like someone else…

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   Seo Joohyun Oh… I see… Well then, HEY Kris HE REJECTED ME NOW WE CAN DATE PUBLICLY!!!

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   Wu Kris YAY!!! SEOKRIS IS NOW PUBLIC!!!

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   Kwon Yuri What.

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   Oh Sehun Huh.

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   Kim Taeyeon EHHHHH?!

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   Kim Minseok WHAT?! BAOZI IS CONFUSED.

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   Zhang Yixing WHAT IS THIS?! SEOHYUN AND KRIS? WHAT?!

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   Park Chanyeol I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. LEMME JUST GO TO MY PANTS WORLD.

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   Jung Jessica HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!

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   Wu Kris WELL LET’S SAY THIS.

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   Seo Joohyun We were already dating this whole time.

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   Kim Jongdae WAIT, WHAT?!

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   Do Kyungsoo I CANNOT… PROCESS.

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   Kim Jongin I THINK I’M TOO Y TO UNDERSTAND THIS.

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   Kim Hyoyeon WHO SAID YOU HAD TO BE Y TO UNDERSTAND THIS KAI?

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   Hwang Tiffany SO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS…

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   Byun Baekhyun This is more shocking than finding out D.O had an army.

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   Seo Joohyun I knew we should’ve waited longer…

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   Wu Kris It’s okay Seororo~ They were gonna act this way no matter what.

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   Lu Han SO YOU GUYS LIED AND PRETENDED YOU WEREN’T DATING BUT THIS WHOLE TIME YOU WERE?!

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   Wu Kris YES.

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   Kim Joonmyun WOW. I’M JUST…

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   Wu Kris HAHA I WASN’T REJECTED!!! TOLD YA.

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   Seo Joohyun is now in a relationship with Wu Kris.

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   Byun Baekhyun I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY.

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   Wu Kris Dude it’s not that surprising.

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   Kim Jongin You’ve been hiding this from us for months, THIS IS A SURPRISE.

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   Kwon Yuri UHHH. AFTER THOSE UNEXPECTED EVENTS, LET’S DO SOME NEW THINGS SHALL WE? IT’S CALLED TELLING EVERYONE ALL THOSE SHOCKING THINGS YOU’RE HIDING. NO MORE SECRETS BETWEEN US OKAY?!

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   Im Yoona OKAY MY SECRET, I LOVE YOU YURI.

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   Zhang Yixing That’s not a secret.

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   Im Yoona WELL THEN.

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   Kwon Yuri ANYONE ELSE?

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   Park Chanyeol I’M PLANNING ON MAKING A YOUTUBE CHANNEL ALL ABOUT MY ADVENTURES OF BECOMING THE PANTS KING.

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   Choi Sooyoung Um. WELL… I ACCIDENTLY TOOK ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE AND HID IT IN MY ROOM…

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   Kim Taeyeon HOW IS THAT AN ACCIDENT?

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   Choi Sooyoung SHHH. I’m trying to make myself sound better.

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   Huang ZiTao I LIKE TO SIT IN MY BATHTUB AND POUR WATER ON MYSELF, LIKE I’M UNDER A WATERFALL.

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   Do Kyungsoo HAHA WEIRDO.

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   Lu Han I HAVE A SECRET.

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   Jung Jessica Well what is it?

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   Lu Han I HAVE A SECRET STASH OF YADONG UNDER A SECRET PLACE UNDER MY BED.

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   Wu Kris SO THAT’S WHY I FOUND…

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   Hwang Tiffany I don’t know if I should be disturbed by Lu Han or creeped out by the fact that Kris snooped around for his yadong.

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   Wu Kris HEY SOMETHING WAS STICKING OUT UNDER HIS BED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FOOD.

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   Park Chanyeol It’s okay, oppa.

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   Wu Kris OKAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MALE CHANYEOL.

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   Park Chanyeol That’s what everyone thinks :DDDDDD

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   Zhang Yixing OH MA GOD. ARE YOU SOME SORT OF HYBRID DOLPHIN THING?!

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   Lee Sunny EXPLAINS A LOT.

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   Byun Baekhyun I HAVE A SECRET FOLDER IN MY LAPTOP WHERE I STORE PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND.

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   Jung Jessica Ummm, I appreciate you having all those pictures. But you literally SEE MY FACE all the time.

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   Byun Baekhyun I’ve had those pictures before we’ve been dating

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   Kwon Yuri Well that’s… OKAY MOVING ON.

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   Kim Minseok I HAVE AN AWESOME SECRET!!! EVERYONE WILL DEFINITELY WANT TO HEAR THIS SECRET THAT I BEHOLD WITHIN MY BODY AND MIND.

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   Im Yoona JUST SAY IT OPPA!!!

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   Kim Minseok I LIKE TO EAT HORSE CHEESE. NICE NICE HORSE CHEESE. :D

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   Seo Joohyun UHHH… DO HORSES MAKE CHEESE?

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   Kim Minseok Yes, they produce it within their buttocks.

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   Kim Taeyeon I HAVE A DREAM. A DREAM WHERE THE WHOLE EARTH IS SHAPED LIKE A CHAIR.

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   Park Chanyeol THEN IT SHOULD RAIN PANTS. NICE WARM PANTS.

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   Wu Kris THEN I GUESS WE’LL NAME THE EARTH COUCH. AND IT WILL BE THE PLANET WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN THE SHAPE OF A CHAIR. THE PEOPLE WILL LOOK LIKE CHAIRS. THE PEOPLE WILL EAT LIKE CHAIRS. THE PEOPLE WILL SMELL LIKE CHAIRS. AND IT WILL RAIN PANTS OKAY.

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   Park Chanyeol YEAHH!!!!!

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   Wu Kris NO.

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   Oh Sehun SOMETIMES I COSPLAY AS A CAT MAID IN ANIMES!!!

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   Lu Han My son… you… WHERE IS YOUR MANLINESS?! DID I RAISE A DAUGHTER?

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   Oh Sehun You never raised me.

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   Lee Sunny MY GOD. I THINK I SPREAD TOO MUCH OF MY COSPLAYINGNESS TO MY SON…

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   Jung Jessica Beautiful family you got there guys.

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Le Author's Noteu~

HAPPY SHINEE'S 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!! YEAHHH!!!!

AND HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO YOONA.

YEAH SO HERE'S THE SHOCKING NEWS I WAS TALKING ABOUT. 

HEHE

Well have a good day ya'll :DDDD

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Champions27
#1
Chapter 6: Wow i miss exogeneration TT
icekiel21
#2
Chapter 22: this is not a fail im so loving this story ^_^
blissfulxo #3
Chapter 68: Glad that i found out this story. So basically i just had my boring moment then boom! i clicked on this story and question myself why would i weirdly giggling and laughing like a retarded lmao.

fighting!
Slice-Lish
#4
Chapter 22: lol i just started reading like 10 minites ago and you wrote my name down so wuickly. Are you like alaays online or smth
Kimmykim1157 #5
Chapter 49: This chapter is amazing XD
sweetcandy65
#6
Chapter 68: OMG WHY DID I JUST FIND THIS STORY YESTERDAY ;A;
This is a masterpiece >.< I love it! ^^
NINJEEN #7
Chapter 39: Am I hallucinating again or did I just see my name again? I'm so HAHAHA. I read this months ago and am rereading this. When I read this months back, I never saw my name or maybe I saw it and then I forgot all about it. HYOKAI X SEOKRIS FTW!!! I'm a BaekSica shipper tho. HAHAHAHA
NINJEEN #8
Chapter 22: HAHAHAHAHA. I have never laughed so hard in my life until I read this chapter. I read this last 3 or 4 months and I forgot everything so I'm re-reading this again. HAHAHA good job author! Btw, OMO. Did I just see my name on the last note? HAHAHA. Or am I just hallucinating like Jessica my bias? LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
KimSarang_ #9
Chapter 38: Imma so smart i actually worked out the riddle!! :D