Feb 7

   Kim Taeyeon OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! INFINITE H’S SPECIAL GIRL!!! LOOK AT HOYA AND DONGWOO!!! THEY’RE LIKE DANCING, RAPPING, AND SINGING SO BEAUTIFULLY~ I BET THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO THEIR NUMBER ONE FAN!!! MEEEEEEE!!!!!

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   Jung Jessica CALM DOWN, WOMAN.

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   Kim Taeyeon WHY COULDN’T I BE THAT SPECIAL GIRL?!

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   Kwon Yuri Because you’re crazy.

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   Kim Taeyeon I AM NOT.

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   Seo Joohyun We can all agree you are unnie!

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   Kim Joonmyun WOULD YOU BE LIKE THIS WHEN EXO COMES BACK?!

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   Im Yoona Not like for Infinite.

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   Kim Taeyeon HOYA WAS LIKE SJFALSJWHOGHAGHW. AND DONGWOO WAS LIKE AGSGAJLJLJS.

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   Hwang Tiffany TAEYEON. CALM DOWN.

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   Kim Taeyeon NO WAY. INFINITE H ARE LIKE AMAZING. SOMEONE LIKE SLAP ME.

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   Jung Jessica I’D BE GLAD TO.

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   Kim Joonmyun JUST WAIT UNTIL EXO IS OUT. JUST WAIT.

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   Choi Sooyoung WAIT HOW LONG? FOUR YEARS?

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   Kim Joonmyun …

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   Oh Sehun DID YOU KNOW, THAT AFTER A MALE BEE MATES WITH A FEMALE BEE, HE DIES?

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   Kim Minseok WHOA, REALLY?!

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   Lu Han Guilty pleasure, man.

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   Kim Hyoyeon WHY DOES HE DIE?

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   Oh Sehun His explode.

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   Jung Jessica Looks like getting pleasure as a bee is not worth it.

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   Kim Jongdae Well it shows bees can’t be players.

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   Park Chanyeol Chanyeol’s mind has been flooded with images with bee’s exploding.

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   Zhang Yixing Chanyeol hasn’t been fixed yet, has he?

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   Kim Joonmyun DON’T BLAME ME. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH HIM.

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   Wu Kris Well what a SMART LEADER would do, is take him to a doctor.

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   Park Chanyeol Chanyeol doesn’t like the doctor’s office. Chanyeol thinks the doctors smell weird.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Doctors don’t smell bad, Chanyeol.

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   Park Chanyeol The ones Chanyeol go see do!

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   Seo Joohyun What happened to talking about bees?

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   Kwon Yuri We never keep our subject, maknae.

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   Do Kyungsoo has changed his relationship status from ‘Single’ to ‘It’s complicated’.

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   Kim Jongin WHAT’S SO COMPLICATED?

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   Do Kyungsoo MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS.

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   Huang ZiTao Hyung, how is your love life complicated?

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   Do Kyungsoo Well first of all, I AM SINGLE. AND THEN NOW IT’S COMPLICATED.

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   Lee Sunny I am not seeing it D.O.

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   Do Kyungsoo OKAY IT’S COMPLICATED BECAUSE I AM SINGLE.

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   Lee Sunny Then keep your status to single.

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   Do Kyungsoo BUT IT’S COMPLICATED!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA!!! LET’S ALL BECOME OUR OWN ANIMALS. I CALL BEING A FISH!!!

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   Byun Baekhyun I CALL BEING A PUPPY!!!

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   Kim Jongin HYUNG YOU SHOULD BE A PIG!!!

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   Byun Baekhyun WHYYYY?

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   Kim Jongin BECAUSE YOU’RE BACON!!! :DDDD

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   Byun Baekhyun I REFUSE TO BE A PIG.

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   Choi Sooyoung BACON YOU’RE A PIG AND IT’S FINAL.

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   Byun Baekhyun TT.TT Jessica noona~ They’re being mean to meeeeeeee~

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   Jung Jessica And what am I supposed to do about it?

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   Byun Baekhyun Use your noona powers and scold them!

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   Jung Jessica But I don’t want to.

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   Byun Baekhyun Noona…. >.<’

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   Kim Minseok I CALL BEING A BAOZI.

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   Choi Sooyoung THAT IS NOT AN ANIMAL XIUMIN.

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   Kim Minseok A BAOZI WAS ONCE AN ANIMAL.

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   Choi Sooyoung THE INSIDES WERE. BUT IT’S NOT AN ANIMAL ANYMORE.

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   Kim Minseok I’M BEING A BAOZI.

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   Choi Sooyoung JUST BE A BEAR OR SOMETHING.

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   Kim Minseok FINE.

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   Huang ZiTao OKAY, I VOLUNTEER TO BE A PANDA. BECAUSE I AM CUTE, FUFFY, AND ASIAN.

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   Zhang Yixing Very specific, I see.

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   Zhang Yixing I WANNA BE A UNICORN!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung UNICORNS AREN’T REAL!!!

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   Zhang Yixing HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT.

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   Choi Sooyoung ACCEPT REALITY.

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   Zhang Yixing MY REALITY HAS UNICORNS. SO THEREFORE, UNICORNS ARE REAL.

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   Choi Sooyoung Whatever. -.-‘

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   Seo Joohyun I WANT TO BE KERORO!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung FROG, GOT IT.

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   Seo Joohyun YAY~

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   Kwon Yuri I WANT TO BE… A DOLPHIN!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung OKIE THEN.

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   Kwon Yuri Dolphins are y.

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   Oh Sehun If Yuri noona is the dolphin, of course it is.

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   Hwang Tiffany I’LL BE AN OSTRICH!!!

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   Huang ZiTao Why an ostrich?

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   Hwang Tiffany They’re tall.

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   Choi Sooyoung Explains it all.

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   Lu Han I WANNA BE A DEER. DEER HAN!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung Well Deer Han, deer are quiet. SO BE QUIET.

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   Lu Han … *Deer sounds*

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   Do Kyungsoo I’LL BE AN ALPACA.

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   Wu Kris NO, DO NOT BE AN ALPACA.

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   Do Kyungsoo KRIS GEGE WILL YOU DRESS ME UP LIKE YOU?

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   Wu Kris NO WAY NO.

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   Do Kyungsoo Will you also call me Ace now?

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   Wu Kris NO.

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   Choi Sooyoung D.O is an alpaca. OKAY.

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   Oh Sehun ME WANTS TO BE A PENGUIN~

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   Lu Han SO DOES THAT MEAN DEER HAN CAN HAVE YOU FLY ME AROUND?

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   Oh Sehun … Deer hyung… Penguins can’t fly…

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   Lu Han I’LL JUST GET KRIS THEN.

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   Wu Kris I AM NOT FLYING YOU AROUND.

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   Lu Han PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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   Wu Kris NO.

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   Jung Jessica That sure is your favorite word isn’t it, Kris?

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   Wu Kris NO.

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   Choi Sooyoung NEXT PERSON?!

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   Lee Sunny MEEEEE I’LL BE A MOUSEEEEEE~

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   Choi Sooyoung Because you’re so tiny?

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   Lee Sunny YAH, I’M NOT THAT SHORT.

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   Kim Taeyeon You’re the shortest in SM.

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   Lee Sunny YOU’RE ONE OF THE SHORTEST.

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   Kim Taeyeon Yeah, BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT THE SHORTEST HEHE. :DDDD

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   Kim Taeyeon BTW I WANT TO BE A KITTEN~

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   Choi Sooyoung OKAY THEN.

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   Park Chanyeol CHANYEOL WANTS TO BE…. CHANYEOL WANTS TO BE A SHARK!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung WHY A SHARK?

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   Park Chanyeol SHARKS HAVE BIG TEETH. CHANYEOL HAS BIG TEETH. CHANYEOL IS A SHARK.

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   Choi Sooyoung Whatever floats your boat, Shark.

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   Jung Jessica Might I request to be a polar bear?

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   Choi Sooyoung You may request and your request is accepted. Might I question as to why you want to be a polar bear?

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   Jung Jessica They sleep a lot.

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   Choi Sooyoung Say no more.

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   Kim Jongin URR… WELL I GUESS I SHALL BE A SQUIRREL.

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   Choi Sooyoung OKAY, MR. KAI SQUIRREL.

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   Im Yoona ALLIGATOR YOONG~ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.

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   Choi Sooyoung THAT’S A DINOSAUR YOONA.

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   Im Yoona CRONG CRONG CRONG.

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   Choi Sooyoung OKAY THEN.

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   Kim Jongdae I SHALL BE A MONKEYYYYY

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   Choi Sooyoung OKAY I’LL MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR BANANAS.

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   Kim Jongdae YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

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   Kim Hyoyeon I WANT TO BE A PEACOCK!!!!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung SOO YOU WANT TO BE THAT… OKAY THEN… MAKE SURE YOU’RE CLOTHED!!!

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   Wu Kris I SHALL BE THE ALL MIGHTY DRAGON!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung Dragons don’t exist.

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   Wu Kris YOU SAYING MY ANIMAL DOESN’T EXIST?

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   Choi Sooyoung YEP.

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   Wu Kris HOW DARE YOU. OKAY I SHALL BE A HIPPO!!!!

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   Byun Baekhyun A HIPPO?

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   Wu Kris YES. YES. BECAUSE HIPPOS ARE SCARY LOOKING.

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   Seo Joohyun IN WHAT WORLD?!

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   Choi Sooyoung Okay I get it. I get it. You’re fat.

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   Kim Joonmyun I SHALL BE A TORTOISE.

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   Choi Sooyoung Like this?

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   Kim Joonmyun ARE YOU IMPLYING I AM OLD?

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   Kim Minseok Yes. Yes we are.

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   Kim Joonmyun YOU’RE OLDER THAN ME HYUNG.

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   Kim Minseok AT LEAST I DON’T LOOK LIKE IT.  

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HI GUYS.

DID I SURPRISE YOU WITH AN UPDATE?

LOL. WELL I HAVE THURSDAY AND FRIDAY OFF DUE TO CONFERENCES..

SO YEAH HERE I AM~

ENJOY THE UPDATE? 

ANYWAY DID YOU GUYS GET THOSE JOKES I PUT IN HERE? IF YOU DID, COMMENT ABOUT IT~

-Un1c0rns <3