July 4

   Byun Baekhyun YAH D.O, WHY DID YOU SNEEZE ON MY LEG MAN?

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   Do Kyungsoo IT’S NOT LIKE I MEANT TO. I couldn’t control my aim!

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   Byun Baekhyun EW EW EW. IT WAS SO GROSS.

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   Do Kyungsoo It’s just a sneeze you’ll be fine.

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   Byun Baekhyun D.O ARE YOU TRYING TO GET MY LEG SICK?

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   Choi Sooyoung Wait what?! O_O

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   Seo Joohyun Legs can’t get sick, Baekhyun.

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   Do Kyungsoo YEAH. IT’S NOT LIKE YOUR LEG WILL START SNEEZING JUST BECAUSE I SNEEZED ON IT.

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   Hwang Tiffany Well at least you didn’t get a bloody nose when you sneezed this morning!!!

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   Kim Taeyeon Ugh that was gross. =.=’

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   Jung Jessica It was all over yourself and the floor too ._.

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   Byun Baekhyun SOMEONE GET ME A TISSUE AND SOME HAND SANITIZER.

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   Kim Jongdae Baek calm down!!! Your leg can’t even get sick dude.

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   Park Chanyeol FANY YOU’RE OKAY RIGHT? ARE YOU BLEEDING ANYWHERE ELSE?

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   Hwang Tiffany Actually yes, I am bleeding somewhere else.

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   Kwon Yuri GREAT TIME HUH?

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   Park Chanyeol WHERE OH MA GOD DID YOU CLEAN THE BLOOD OFF? DOES YOUR WONDERFUL KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR NEED TO COME AND COMFORT YOU.

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   Jung Jessica Chanyeol, she’s bleeding in the place where babies are made.

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   Park Chanyeol You know what…I will stay… Far… Far away… MAKE SURE SHE’S COMFY NEH?

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   Kim Minseok She’s bleeding in Antarctica?!

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   Lee Sunny What.

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   Im Yoona CLEARLY SOME OF YOU MALES HERE NEED TO GO TO -ED CLASS AGAIN.

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   Oh Sehun Because no one got Baekhyun a tissue and hand sanitizer, he’s now flailing around and screaming about his leg.

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   Kim Jongin This is actually really entertaining. LIKE WHEN HE WAS GOING IN TAO’S TRAPS HAHAHA.

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   Kim Taeyeon OH YEAH HAHA. TAO YOU DID GOOD.

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   Huang ZiTao The wushu master is very skilled in many things such as setting up traps and stealing girlfriends.

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   Kim Hyoyeon What.

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   Kim Jongin PANDA MAKNAE YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY HYO.

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   Lu Han AND MY SUNNY BUNNY.

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   Lee Sunny I’m not going anywhere Lu Han.

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   Wu Kris I may be in a very intimate relationship/friendship with you called TaoRis but I am not letting you take my Seororo.

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   Kim Jongdae SOOYOUNG IS MINE BACK OFF.

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   Choi Sooyoung I DO NOT BELONG TO YOU.

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   Do Kyungsoo YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE MY TABLE GIRLFRIEND TOO RIGHT?

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   Park Chanyeol At this time, you can have Fany. I’LL TAKE YOU BACK IN A FEW DAYS BABE!

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   Hwang Tiffany What a wonderful knight in shining armor you are. -_-

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   Huang ZiTao THE ONLY GIRLFRIEND I AM INTERESTED IN, IS BAEK’S.

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   Jung Jessica ME?? Okay Tao, we may be Gucci buddy shoppers, but I don’t like you that way. Nor do I want to like you that way. I don’t want to be in a relationship with you. I prefer a platonic friendship. FRIENDSHIP. NOTHING PAST FRIENDSHIP. IF YOU DO NOT GET IT. YOU ARE BEING FRIEND ZONED. MAJORLY. IN PUBLIC. BY A FAMOUS PERSON. IN A FAMOUS GIRL GROUP. I ONLY LIKE BAEK. I ONLY WILL EVER LIKE BAEK. I WILL ONLY EVER LOVE BAEK. EVER. HE’S THE ONLY GUY I WOULD INTRODUCE TO MY FAMILY. BECAUSE I LOVE BYUN BAEKHYUN.

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   Byun Baekhyun O/////////////////////////O.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Whoaaaaaaa.

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   Kim Jongin FRIEND ZOOOOOONED!!!!

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   Huang ZiTao Friend zoned by the Ice Princess. Well, that hurts my pride a little. THERE’S STILL KIM HYOYEON HAHAHAHA.

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   Kim Hyoyeon GET AWAAAAYYY.

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   Kim Jongin HYOYEON YOU SHOULD MAKE A LONG PARAGRAPH ABOUT HOW YOU LOVE ME TOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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   Zhang Yixing What did I miss?!

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    Kim Joonmyun Can someone just take me away from these people?

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   Kim Minseok HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!

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   Kim Minseok AND DON’T YOU DARE ONLY SAYING JULY 4TH.

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   Seo Joohyun It is the fourth of July.

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   Im Yoona Looks like someone found a loop hole.

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   Wu Kris It’s July 4^th, aka Independence Day for the United States.

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   Zhang Yixing How’d you know? Aren’t you Chinese Canadian? Not Chinese American?

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   Wu Kris I asked Jessica. O_o

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   Oh Sehun I’m surprised Jessica noona wasn’t the first one to announce it. I mean she is American after all.

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   Hwang Tiffany WELL SO AM I. YOU DON’T SEE ME ANNOUNCING THAT STUFF.

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   Lu Han MAYBE JESSICA’S DOING SOMETHING…

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   Kim Joonmyun Well It is like noon. Maybe she’s sleeping?

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   Kwon Yuri SURPRISINGLY NO. SHE ISN’T.

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   Choi Sooyoung Then that only means one thing.

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   Kim Taeyeon She’s plotting something from Satan to kill us all.

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   Kim Jongdae Should I be scared? I mean I am the MASTER of trolling and pranking.

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   Byun Baekhyun You don’t understand. She’s INVOLVED with Satan here.

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   Kim Jongin OH NO IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!! NO ONE PISS HER OFF OKAY? I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE UGLY AND OLD AND STUFF.

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   Im Yoona Knowing you Kai, you’ve probably already caused your own misery.

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   Lee Sunny Oh chill guys, she’s just taking a bath.

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   Oh Sehun THE BATH OF SATAN?

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   Kim Joonmyun It’s not like she’s evil. She’s nice to me.

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   Zhang Yixing Same here. BUT MAYBE BECAUSE WE’RE NICE PEOPLE SUHO.

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   Kim Joonmyun THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.

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   Zhang Yixing WE WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS THE NICE GUYS. WOOOO!

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   Lu Han Is that a good thing?

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   Kwon Yuri The nicer you are, the easier you are to manipulate.

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   Seo Joohyun YAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I HEAR WEIRD SOUNDS INSIDE THE BATHROOM WHERE SICA UNNIE IS!!! IT’S SCARING ME.

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   Lee Sunny SHE’S JUST SINGING!!!

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   Seo Joohyun THEN WHY IS UNNIE MAKING WEIRD HACKING SOUNDS.

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   Huang ZiTao I think noona is choking on a fly.

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   Byun Baekhyun SICA BABY I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!

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   Kim Minseok I think if you go anywhere near that bathroom, her members will kill you.

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   Kim Taeyeon Nah we’ll let him be, Sica will kill him anyway for barging into her alone time anyway.

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   Choi Sooyoung OH HO HO HERE IT COMES!!!

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   Wu Kris I pray for you Baekhyun.

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   Im Yoona Eh he’ll be fine. I mean he might not come out in one piece. But do you think he’ll care?

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   Kim Hyoyeon OF COURSE HE WON’T. HE’LL SEE HIS GIRLFRIEND YO.

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   Kim Jongdae Unless she blinds him with a bar of soap.

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   Kwon Yuri HEY LOOK THAT’S WHAT SHE DID!!!

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   Oh Sehun UHH WELL… HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY ‘MURICA AMERICA!!!

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Le Author's Noteu~

Surprise update anyone? XD. Well if you don't get randomness from anywhere else, HERE IS YOUR DAILY DOSE OF RANDOMNESS!!!

FOR ALL YOU AMERICANS OUT THERE, HAPPY JULY 4TH!!! 

I mean I"m American so I celebrate that stuff :D

And for all you non-Americans... uhhhh... HAPPY ANOTHER DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!!

Oh and some of these events actually happened to me today, surprisingly. If you wanna, take a guess which ones happened to meh :P