Apr 27

   Oh Sehun GUYS GUYS GUYS. IT’S SWELLING. OMG IT’S SWELLING. HELP ME SOMEONE.

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   Kim Joonmyun YAH WHAT’S SWELLING, DONGSAENG?

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   Wu Kris HMMM… SO YOU LET ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR MEMBERS GET INJURED? TSK TSK TSK. THIS IS NOT WHAT REAL LEADERS SHOULD LET HAPPEN. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

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   Kim Joonmyun I DIDN’T LET HIM GET HURT!!!! He hurt himself.

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   Im Yoona Poor kid. What happened?

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   Oh Sehun Sunbae…. TT.TT IT’S HURTS!!! IT’S SWELLING BADLY!!! The more I look, the worse it looks

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   Kim Jongin YOU’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR DINGY ARE YOU?!

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   Oh Sehun My dingy?! NO NO NO HYUNG.

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   Lu Han Whatever it is, I’m sure appa can fix it.

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   Lee Sunny MY BABY IS HURT?! LU HAN WHY AREN’T YOU EVER THERE TO SUPERVISE OUR CHILD?

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   Lu Han WELL MAYBE BECAUSE I’M IN CHINA ALL THE TIME.

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   Oh Sehun Uh guys…? It’s fine, I just scraped my ankle on pavement.

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   Park Chanyeol HAHA YOU STUPID IDIOT. HOW’D YOU DO THAT?

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   Byun Baekhyun Way to be helpful Chanyeol -.-‘

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   Oh Sehun I tripped on pavement, while skipping.

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   Park Chanyeol HAHA YOU STUPID IDIOT.

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   Hwang Tiffany PARK CHANYEOL STOP BEING SO MEAN.

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   Jung Jessica Yeah!!! He hurt himself and you’re laughing at him?

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   Huang ZiTao He just scraped his ankle. No big deal, I go through worse injuries while doing Wushu.

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   Oh Sehun That’s Wushu. This is SERIOUS!!!

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   Do Kyungsoo SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, STAT!!! WE HAVE A SEVERELY INJURED CHILD ON OUR HANDS.

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   Zhang Yixing Called them. They’re on their way.

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   Do Kyungsoo GOOD JOB, LAY. NOW SOMEONE GET THE PILLOWS, BLANKETS, BANDAGES, AND WATER!!!

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   Do Kyungsoo DON’T FORGET A TOWEL!!!

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   Kim Jongdae UHHH… I HAVE A CUP OF WATER…

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   Do Kyungsoo GIVE ME THAT WATER, CHEN.

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   Kim Jongdae But it’s my water!!!

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   Do Kyungsoo WE’RE IN AN EMERGENCY NO EXCEPTIONS CHEN.

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   Oh Sehun Uhh…hyung…

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   Kim Minseok I HAVE THE NECESSARY PILLOWS AND BLANKETS!

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   Do Kyungsoo PUT THE PILLOWS UNDER HIS BODY AND BLANKET ON HIS FACE.

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   Oh Sehun Wait on my face?

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   Kim Minseok AGENT BAOZI HAS FINISHED HIS REQUESTED TASK.

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   Wu Kris D.O, I think you are overreacting.

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   Do Kyungsoo YOU, SCARY FACED DUDE, BRING ME BANDAGES!

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   Wu Kris Yeah, no.

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   Do Kyungsoo DO IT. O___________O

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   Wu Kris PSH. Fine -.-‘

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   Kim Taeyeon Wow D.O sure knows how to help s.

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   Kwon Yuri AT LEAST HE TREATS SOME OF HIS INJURED MEMBERS GOOD.

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   Choi Sooyoung I want a blanket on my face too…

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   Kim Hyoyeon Sehun’s not even that badly injured.

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   Seo Joohyun Ugh. It’s just a scrape, it’s not like he’s on his dead bed.

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   Do Kyungsoo HE IS ON HIS DEATH BED!!! I AM THE MOTHER OF EXO-K AND CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN. HE NEEDS TO BE PROPERLY TREATED AND WELL RESTED BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING PHYSICAL.

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   Oh Sehun Uhh… Uhhh… I’ll be in the bathroom… Treating it myself…

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   Kim Taeyeon REPORTING FROM UK! You jelly? :PPPP

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   Jung Jessica PSH NOOOOO. I DON’T MISS SPEAKING ENGLISH IN A VERY FANCY ACCENT WITH OTHER FELLOW ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE.

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   Wu Kris I DON’T EITHER. I LIKE CHINA.

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   Hwang Tiffany I LIKE THE PATBINGSOO HERE SO I’LL STAY.

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   Kim Taeyeon Whatever you say jelly, English speakers. :P

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   Im Yoona I HAVE FOUND IT.

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   Im Yoona I HAVE FOUND THE BEST WATER IN THE UNIVERSE.

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   Im Yoona IT HAS EVERYTHING.

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   Im Yoona IT HAS THE WATER.

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   Im Yoona IT HAS THE FLAVOR.

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   Im Yoona IT’S CLEAR.

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   Im Yoona IT IS DELICIOUS.

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   Im Yoona I AM NOT A SPONSER OF THIS WATER.

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   Im Yoona I LIKE WATER.

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   Kwon Yuri Wifey… you’re drinking toilet water…

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   Seo Joohyun That kinda explains why I saw umma’s head in the toilet earlier o.o

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   Kim Jongin HYOYEON, WHY ARE YOU UALLY TOUCHING THIS MAN?!

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   Kim Hyoyeon I’m not even touching him ually. I’m touching his neck.

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   Kim Jongin WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ANOTHER MAN’S NECK?

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   Kim Hyoyeon This was before we were dating Kai.

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   Kim Jongin OH SO YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE WE DATED?

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   Kim Hyoyeon NO! WE WEREN’T EVEN DATING! HE’S MY PARTNER!

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   Kim Jongin WELL YOU GOT TOO CLOSE WITH YOUR PARTNER.

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   Kim Hyoyeon If I kiss you will you shut up?

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   Kim Jongdae ARE YOU GONNA SLAP HIM AGAIN? :D

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   Lu Han I AM LU HAN. ALSO KNOWN AS DEER HAN OR XIAO LU. IN ENGLISH I WOULD BE CALLED HAN LU.

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   Wu Kris WELL I’M WU KRIS. ALSO KNOWN AS WU YI FAN. IN ENGLISH I WOULD BE CALLED KEVIN LI OR KRIS.

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   Zhang Yixing I WAS BORN WITH THE NAME ZHANG JIASHUAI. ALSO KNOWN AS LAY THE CHIP. IN ENGLISH I WOULD BE CALLED RAY THE CHIP.

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   Kim Minseok MA NAME IS KIM MINSEOK. ALSO KNOWN AS XIUMIN OR BAOZI. IN ENGLISH I WOULD BE CALLED STEAMED BUN.

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   Huang ZiTao YO WASSSUUUUP. MY NAME IS HUANG ZITAO. YOU MAY CALL ME,                                                                         PANDA OR TAO. I PREFER PANDA. OR GUCCI LOVER. GUCCI PANDA! IN ENGLISH I WOULD BE CALLED TAO OR EDISON.

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   Kim Jongdae IT IS I, THE ONE AND ONLY, TROLL!!!!! MY NAME IS KIM JONGDAE. ALSO KNOWN AS CHEN OR THE DANCING MACHINE OF EXO!!! DON’T CARE ABOUT WHAT KAI SAYS. IT’S ME GUYS. IN ENGLISH I WOULD BE CALLED CHEEEEEEN.

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   Jung Jessica We’re not on a show guys, stop acting cooler than you really are.

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   Byun Baekhyun OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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   Park Chanyeol EXO K RULES!!!

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   Huang ZiTao MY AND BED HAVE A VERY NICE RELATIONSHIP. They never like to part. They like to cuddle all the time. When my leaves my bed, it gets all sad and wants to go back to it. They like each other’s faces. Yes, it is possible. I like to call it, the rub. You dare try breaking this relationship, my will Wushu your .

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   Do Kyungsoo … Can I be the bed?

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   Kim Minseok NO I WANNA BE THE BED.

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   Wu Kris OH UM.. I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS I WAS THE BED.

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   Do Kyungsoo NO WAY MAN BACK OFF THIS IS MY TURF.

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   Kim Minseok NO TAO’S IS MINE!!!!

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   Wu Kris IT IS MINE YOU DINGY ERS.

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   Seo Joohyun OPPA. YOU DIRTY GUY. EW. EWWWWWWW. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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   Wu Kris I will never win.

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Le Author's Noteu~

The first part with Sehun actually happened to me >.<' My ankle hurts so much ugh. At least I get food later :DDDD And ma bestie was what Chanyeol actually said :P

Enjoy this VERY VERY VERYYY LATE UPDATE. OH YA TO KEEP THIS KID FRIENDLY... I CENSORED SOME STUFF HEHE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW MOST OF US ARE S. DON'T DENY