Sept. 22

(A/N: I'll probably put the date the chapter was posted at the top from now on. For no reason really :P)

   Byun Baekhyun CURRENTLY SPAZZING SO MUCH!!! XD NOONAS LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!!! My favorite part is when Sica noona says Tell me boy boy love it it it it it ah!

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   Jung Jessica You like my part the best? Aw gomawo!

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   Choi Sooyoung He may not like the part, but the person who SANG the part.

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   Im Yoona OOH, DO I SPOT A NEW COUPLE?

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   Park Chanyeol WHAT ABOUT ME BACON?!

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   Byun Baekhyun I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THIS YEOL.

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   Kim Jongin BAEKYEOL ARE FIGHTING AGAIN~

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   Kim Taeyeon BAEKHYUN WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON JESSICA WITH CHANYEOL, HUH?

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   Byun Baekhyun I WAS NEVER CHEATING ON ANYONE!

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   Jung Jessica WHAT ABOUT YOU AND SUHO?

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   Kim Joonmyun Who said my name?

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   Huang ZiTao -.-‘

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   Kim Joonmyun What?

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   Huang ZiTao Nothing.

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   Kim Joonmyun YAH YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.

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   Huang ZiTao Oh. Nothing Suho AHJUSSHI.

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   Kim Joonmyun -.-‘

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   Park Chanyeol Oh oh oh oh! Fany noona, when you say, “I like the way you smile.” Are you talking to me? 

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   Wu Kris Stop daydreaming Park Chanyeol.

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   Kim Minseok I highly doubt she was talking about you.

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   Kim Hyoyeon How did the subject change so fast? O.O

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   Kim Jongdae You guys wanna know another hint for the girl I like?

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   Do Kyungsoo YES. O.O

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   Wu Kris YAH, STOP DOING THAT D.O.

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   Do Kyungsoo Doing what? O.O

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   Seo Joohyun That.

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   Do Kyungsoo WHAT DO YOU GUYS MEAN?

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   Zhang Yixing Don’t even try, the guy will never get it.

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   Oh Sehun GIVE US THE HINT!

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   Kim Jongdae FINALLY SOMEONE WHO IS STILL ON THE TOPIC.

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   Lee Sunny Can you just tell us already?

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   Kim Taeyeon REMEMBER THIS CHEN. The girls on the list are Jung Jessica, Im Yoona, Kwon Yuri, Seo Joohyun, Choi Sooyoung, and me.

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   Kim Jongin I’m guessing we’re going to narrow it down?

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   Kim Taeyeon YEP!

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   Kim Jongdae Okay, she acted in a drama this year.

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   Lu Han THAT TAKES OUT Seo Joohyun AND Kim Taeyeon!

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   Zhang Yixing YET WE STILL HAVE FOUR GIRLS LEFT…

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   Seo Joohyun OH THANK GOODNESS I’M NOT ON THE LIST.

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   Kwon Yuri Why?

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   Seo Joohyun No offence Chen, but you’re not my type.

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   Kim Jongdae Well then.

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   Kim Minseok Wu Kris is smiling like an idiot right now.

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   Hwang Tiffany EXO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU ALL. AND I MEAN ALL 12 OF YOU. YOU BETTER ANSWER OR I WILL BE IN YOUR DORM AT NIGHT. AND IT WON’T BE A PLEASANT VISIT.

The question is: How would you react, if all of SNSD made a music video, where they are dancing and singing to Hyuna’s ‘Bubble Pop!’?

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   Im Yoona Get ready for the erted answers.

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   Kim Taeyeon YOU GUYS BETTER ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

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   Oh Sehun Truthfully, noonas, I would get arrested.

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   Jung Jessica Arrested? Why?

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   Oh Sehun FOR TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR INESS!

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   Kim Joonmyun WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MAKNAE?!

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   Park Chanyeol Truthfully, I expected Kai to say that. XD

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   Byun Baekhyun AGREED.

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   Kim Jongin WAEYO? I’M NOT LIKE THAT HYUNGS!!!

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   Wu Kris Then who made Sehun like this?

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   Choi Sooyoung The answer is his best friend.

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   Huang ZiTao LU HAN HYUNG?

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   Lu Han WHAT? I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT I DID NOTHING.

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   Kim Minseok OH YEAH? THEN WHY DID I FIND YADONG MAGAZINES UNDER YOUR BED?

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   Do Kyungsoo O.O

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   Lu Han THOSE AREN’T MINE.

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   Im Yoona Then who do they belong to?

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   Lee Sunny I’m seriously curious what his answer is gonna be!

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   Lu Han Kris…

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   Wu Kris ARE YOU SERIOUS GEGE? BLAMING ME NOW?

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   Lu Han GO LOOK YOURSELF GUYS! They have ‘Property of Wu Kris’ on them! I swear!

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   Zhang Yixing Kim Jongdae and I just checked!

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   Lu Han TELL THEM THE TRUTH DONGSAENGS!

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   Kim Jongdae The label says ‘Property of Lu Han’ with a huge smiley face on them.

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   Choi Sooyoung OOHHHH! LOOK WHOSE BUSTED!

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   Jung Jessica How am I not shocked? :P

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   Kim Taeyeon DON’T WORRY LU HAN, WE WON’T LOOK AT YOU DIFFERENTLY!

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   Lee Sunny BYUNTAE!!! I’M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!

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   Seo Joohyun I think you spoke too soon, Taeyeon unnie.

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   Lu Han ANIYA!!! SUNNY-AH COME BACK!!!

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   Wu Kris She’s not coming back gege.

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   Oh Sehun Hyung! Kai hyung and I have the ice cream ready! Would you like the choice of chick flick or comedy?

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   Lu Han I WANT THE CHOICE OF LEE SUNNY!!! TT.TT~!

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   Jung Jessica What a cry baby. -.-‘

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   Kim Hyoyeon Time for dance practice! Come on Jung Jessica unnie!

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   Jung Jessica WAIT A MOMENT!!! I NEED TO GET MY CLOTHES.

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   Kim Hyoyeon They’re in your bag.

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   Jung Jessica WHERE’S MY BAG?

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   Kim Hyoyeon You’re holding your bag.

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   Jung Jessica Oh. WAIT WHERE’S MY PHONE?

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   Kim Hyoyeon IN YOUR HAND!!!

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   Jung Jessica OKAY WHO’S THE ONE WHO STOLE MY SHOES?

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   Kim Hyoyeon Unnie, you’re wearing them.

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   Kim Joonmyun Wow… Sica noona seems to lose things easily.

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   Jung Jessica Shut up, old man.

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   Park Chanyeol EVEN SICA NOONA AGREES HE’S OLD! AND SHE’S OLDER THAN HIM!

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   Jung Jessica SHUT IT SMILEY FACE.

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   Zhang Yixing Lay is eating Lays. HEHE.

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   Hwang Tiffany WE HAVE A CANNIBAL HERE.

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   Kim Jongdae I’M ROOMING WITH A CANNIBAL? OH MY GOD.

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   Zhang Yixing -.-‘

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   Byun Baekhyun What you are doing is wrong hyung.

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   Zhang Yixing WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU EAT BACON?

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   Byun Baekhyun Bacon and I have a tight friendship. He doesn’t care if I eat him because I’ll just spit him out anyway ^^

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   Lee Sunny … I’m gonna pretend I didn’t read that.

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   Im Yoona I love these glasses! I’m gonna wear them forever!

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   Zhang Yixing They look good on you noona!

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   Kim Taeyeon Well she IS our visual. :P She’s supposed to look good in everything!

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   Kim Hyoyeon Visuals are praised way too much.

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   Kim Jongin You want to be a visual, don't you noona?

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   Kim Hyoyeon …Yes.

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   Do Kyungsoo KAI… THE EXHIBITIONIST.

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   Seo Joohyun HIDE YO KIDS.

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   Im Yoona HIDE YO WIFE!

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   Choi Sooyoung AND HIDE YOUR HUSBAND.

   Kwon Yuri CUZ

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   Kim Hyoyeon THEY

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   Hwang Tiffany  RAPIN’

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   Lee Sunny EVERYBODY

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   Jung Jessica OUT

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   Kim Taeyeon HERE!

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I’m pretty sure most Americans know what the last status update was about :P OH AND MIAN FOR THE LATE UPDATE… I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST THIS LAST WEEK… BUT I DIDN’T HAVE TIME.

TO MAKE UP FOR IT. I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS A CHALLENGE. WELL I DUNNO IF IT'S REALLY A CHALLENGE BUT WHATEVES.

THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE STORY, SO FAR (Which is only 4 chapters lol) I'VE PUT A LOT OF REFERENCES AND STUFF. AND I WANT YOU TO FIND THEM. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, (This is not actually one of the references/clues/ stuff) The people are put by age order.

IF YOU FIND ONE OR MORE... COMMENT BELOW. XD. YOU DUN HAVE TO DO THE CHALLENGE. I just wanted you guys to see what I've been doing while writing the chapters ^^ 

HOPE YOU ENJOY AND SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL. LIKE SERIOUSLY.

-Un1c0rns