Creeper At The Dorm

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Dec 28

   Lu Han I AM IN A SERIOUS CRISIS RIGHT NOW!!! CALLING ALL EXO MEMBERS!!!

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   Wu Kris What is it, gege? I need to sleep!!! I WILL SERIOUSLY MURDER YOU IF THIS ISN'T IMPORTANT.

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   Kim Minseok KRIS CALM DOWN. LET US SEE WHAT THE BABY FACE HAS TO SAY.

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   Oh Sehun Hyung, what are you having trouble with?

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   Lu Han Well, Sunny and my monthsary is coming up!!! I need to know what to do for her!

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   Kim Jongdae OKAY HERE IS THE PLAN. FIRST, YOU BLINDFOLD HER. GIRLS LOVE THAT.

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   Lu Han Okay, keep going Chen!

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   Kim Jongdae Next, you lead her around the city.

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   Lu Han While she's blindfolded?!

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   Kim Jongdae Yes, it'll give her a nice scare AND a near death experience. Girls also like that.

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   Park Chanyeol Hyung, I don't think it's a good idea to listen to Chen's advice. Let me tell you my advice! I'm smooth with the ladies! 8)

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   Kim Jongdae Psh, the last girl you were going to go on a date with canceled it. , because of you.

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   Park Chanyeol Tiffany noona just happened to be busy. That's all.

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   Kim Jongin Suuuuuurrrreeeee. And we're all large elephants that shoot out cheese from our trunks!

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   Park Chanyeol I WOULD LOVE THAT.

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   Lu Han GUYS I STILL NEED ADVICE. 

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   Kim Jongdae Shall I continue?

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   Lu Han Eh, what the heck. 

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   Kim Jongdae Okay after you scare the living daylights out of her, you shall take her to the beach where you push her into the water before saving her life like a hero!!! You will unfold her blindfold and then shout, "HAPPY MONTHSARY!"

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   Lu Han I'm starting to worry about you. 

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   Seo Joohyun Keroro is on!!! Unnies it's on!!! KERORO IS ON!!!

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   Kim Taeyeon One of the rare moments we see her like this.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Well at least she's excited and distracted. No lectures!!!

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   Seo Joohyun After Keroro it will be time for my daily lessons of how studies are really important!

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   Im Yoona You HAD to say it, Hyo.

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   Jung Jessica I feel like going to the mall. For two hours.

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   Kwon Yuri Good idea! Let’s go, Sica! Like right now. 

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   Jung Jessica But I haven't changed yet.

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   Kwon Yuri We'll be going to the mall! You'll buy clothes there!

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   Hwang Tiffany Ummmm, OH! It's time for my yoga class!

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   Lee Sunny But you don't take yoga.

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   Hwang Tiffany I DO NOW. 

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   Seo Joohyun SO... TAEYEON, YOONA, SUNNY, HYOYEON, AND SOOYOUNG UNNIE... HOW ABOUT THAT LESSON?

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   Byun Baekhyun I cannot stop replaying this. MY SNSD FEEEEELS. I got a boooyyyyyyyy~

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   Huang ZiTao Hyung, I hope you realize how weird you sound right now. Singing about how you have a boy. Don’t you love a girl?

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   Byun Baekhyun I do. But right now, I’m singing SNSD.

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   Huang ZiTao Do what you want, but when people hear you singing that, they’re going to get the wrong idea.

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   Kim Jongin YAH HYUNG, DON’T TELL HIM THAT. LET THEM KNOW. LET THE WORLD KNOW ABOUT OUR HYUNG.

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   Kim Joonmyun BYUN BAEKHYUN YOU BETTER NOT EMBARRASS YOURSELF IN PUBLIC. THE PRESS ARE FAST, REALLY FAST. YOU HAVE AN IMAGE TO MAINTAIN.

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   Kim Taeyeon Old man just let him do what he wants. If he loves us so much, just let him show it!!! :D

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   Kim Joonmyun Noona, I’m younger than you.

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   Kim Taeyeon Are you sure? I thought you were like 30 or something.

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   Kim Joonmyun TT3TT

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   Oh Sehun Poor hyung. Not. :P

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   Do Kyungsoo Yah guys, don’t pity him. He’s too old.

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   Kim Joonmyun My own members.

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   Oh Sehun Love you too, hyung. 

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   Wu Kris HAHA!!! THEY CALLED YOU OLD.

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   Kim Joonmyun HEY YOU’RE OLDER THAN ME.

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   Wu Kris What lies are you spitting out, grandpa?

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   Kim Joonmyun KRIS HYUNG!!!

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   Wu Kris Shouldn’t you be calling me grandson?

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   Kim Joonmyun -.-‘

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   Jung Jessica This is so entertaining.

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   Kim Taeyeon Hey Yuri, get the popcorn.

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   Kwon Yuri WE’VE BEEN THROUGH THIS TAEYEON.

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   Kim Taeyeon RESPECT ME. I AM THE LEADER OF THE AMAZING SNSD AND YOU DARE DEFY ME?

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   Kwon Yuri Oh yes, I dare. I’m not getting you popcorn. Final. Get it for yourself woman.

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   Kim Taeyeon Seohyun honey, can you get unnie popcorn?

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   Seo Joohyun Sure!

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   Kim Taeyeon So Yuri, as you can see. I, the leader, do not even have to lift a muscle to get popcorn.

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   Seo Joohyun Um, unnie. We’re out of popcorn.

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   Kwon Yuri Looks like you’ll have to go buy it~

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   Kim Taeyeon Psh, I have Seohyun to buy it for me.

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   Seo Joohyun Mian unnie, I have to study.

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   Kim Taeyeon YOU HAVE TO STUDY? SEOHYUN I WORK MY OFF JUST TO DO MY LEADER DUTIES AND YOU CAN’T DO A SIMPLE THING FOR ME LIKE GO BUY POPCORN?

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   Seo Joohyun Unnie, stop being lazy and go buy it yourself.

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   Jung Jessica Looks like I’m not the only lazy one.

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   Kim Taeyeon I AM NOT LAZY. I JUST NEED TO REST. LEADERS DO A LOT YOU KNOW.

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   Kwon Yuri Sure. Whatever you say, Taeyeon.

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   Kim Taeyeon GO BUY ME POPCORN, MAID.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Guys… There’s someone outside of our dorm… He won’t stop staring at the door. It’s getting creepy. O.O

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   Byun Baekhyun DOES SNSD NEED ME TO PROTECT YOU? I CAN BE YOUR BODYGUARD. BE WITH YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME. GUARD YOUR BODIES WITH MY LIFE.

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   Hwang Tiffany When you say it like that it sounds like you’re the guy outside our door.

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   Byun Baekhyun BUT IT’S NOT ME.

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   Lee Sunny Oh I see who it is. -.-‘

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   Lu Han SUNNY ARE YOU HURT ANYWHERE? DID HE TOUCH YOU? DID HE LOOK AT YOU?

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   Oh Sehun I think you’re forgetting the fact that he’s not even in the dorm, hyung.

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   Kim Jongdae I CONFESS, IT IS I.

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   Kim Hyoyeon No it’s not. -.-

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   Im Yoona Well that’s no surprise.

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   Zhang Yixing I think I know who it is.

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   Kim Joonmyun WHO IS IT? IS HE FROM M OR K? I SWEAR I’VE BEEN TRAINING MY MEMBERS TO BE MORE DISCIPLINED.

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   Jung Jessica Looks like your training didn’t help.

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   Kim Minseok MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET THEM HAVE BAOZI TRAINING. I CAN SHAPE THEM UP REAL WELL.

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   Kim Joonmyun INTO THE SHAPE OF A BUN?

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   Kim Minseok Um, that wasn’t what I was meaning…. ^^”

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   Wu Kris HAHA OLD MAN YOU CAN’T EVEN KEEP YOUR OWN MEMBERS IN YOUR DORM.

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   Kwon Yuri Want us to tell the whole world who is this creeper?

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   Kim Joonmyun Wait… LET ME TAKE A HEAD COUNT.

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   Choi Sooyoung Maybe we should open the door and let him in.

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   Kim Taeyeon WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD WE DO THAT?

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   Choi Sooyoung He has food.

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   Kim Joonmyun ALL MY MEMBERS ARE GONE… WHO IS IT?

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   Choi Sooyoung Well…

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   Im Yoona He’s not Sehun. That’s for sure.

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   Do Kyungsoo O.O CAN I GUESS?

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   Jung Jessica ^ Well it’s not this guy.

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   Kim Jongdae JUST SAY IT!!! 

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   Seo Joohyun The mysterious creeper who has food outside our dorm is….. CHANYEOL.

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   Kim Joonmyun IT'S CHANYEOL?!

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   Zhang Yixing I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT ALL. CHANYEOL WAS BEING A CREEPER LIKE ALWAYS.

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   Park Chanyeol HEY I’M NOT ALWAYS CREEPY. I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE FOOD FOR TEN PEOPLE WHEN I WAS PASSING BY SNSD’S DORM.

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   Byun Baekhyun Well that’s so not coincidental.

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   Choi Sooyoung CHANYEOL GIVE ME THAT FOOD, RIGHT NOW.

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   Park Chanyeol JUST TAKE IT! I DON’T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!!

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   Im Yoona Um, unnie, I think you scared him off.

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   Choi Sooyoung I just wanted food. O.O

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Champions27
#1
Chapter 6: Wow i miss exogeneration TT
icekiel21
#2
Chapter 22: this is not a fail im so loving this story ^_^
blissfulxo #3
Chapter 68: Glad that i found out this story. So basically i just had my boring moment then boom! i clicked on this story and question myself why would i weirdly giggling and laughing like a retarded lmao.

fighting!
Slice-Lish
#4
Chapter 22: lol i just started reading like 10 minites ago and you wrote my name down so wuickly. Are you like alaays online or smth
Kimmykim1157 #5
Chapter 49: This chapter is amazing XD
sweetcandy65
#6
Chapter 68: OMG WHY DID I JUST FIND THIS STORY YESTERDAY ;A;
This is a masterpiece >.< I love it! ^^
NINJEEN #7
Chapter 39: Am I hallucinating again or did I just see my name again? I'm so HAHAHA. I read this months ago and am rereading this. When I read this months back, I never saw my name or maybe I saw it and then I forgot all about it. HYOKAI X SEOKRIS FTW!!! I'm a BaekSica shipper tho. HAHAHAHA
NINJEEN #8
Chapter 22: HAHAHAHAHA. I have never laughed so hard in my life until I read this chapter. I read this last 3 or 4 months and I forgot everything so I'm re-reading this again. HAHAHA good job author! Btw, OMO. Did I just see my name on the last note? HAHAHA. Or am I just hallucinating like Jessica my bias? LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
KimSarang_ #9
Chapter 38: Imma so smart i actually worked out the riddle!! :D