How to Annoy Each Other 101

They Lost Hyukjae!

 

Author's Note: Mini side-chapter. :) Don't worry, I'm well on my way to finishing 8.5 :) For now, enjoy! XD

 

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Tuesday, 3:15AM AEST (Australian Eastern Standard Time)

 

She was having a pleasant dream when all of a sudden, killer bees started attacking. Lily woke up with a start, realizing that the buzzing sound was coming from her phone vibrating against her laptop and not a swarm of murderous bees. Beside it was her alarm clock, which says that it's already past 3 in the morning. She had to be awake in 4 hours to get ready for school. Who the hell was calling her at this time?! Snatching her phone up, she checked the name on the flashing screen and cursed out loud.

 

"What the hell do you want?!" Lily whispered angrily into her phone, not wanting to disturb her flatmates who are probably fast asleep in their rooms. 

 

"I'm bored. Siwon hyung's taking so long to finish his photoshoot. Go online and play with me."

 

Lily took a deep, calming breath. She had a presentation that's worth half her grade first thing in the morning, which she only finished finalizing an hour ago. Her body was screaming for sleep. And yet this - this PABO woke her up to play a video game.

 

"Do you know what time it is?" Lily asked calmly.

 

"Uh… around 2AM," Kyuhyun replied innocently. 

 

"I meant over here. In Sydney," Lily emphasized.

 

"What, does your phone not have a clock? It's an hour earlier there, right? So I guess around 3AM."

 

OhmyGAAAAAHHHHH! I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU CHO KYUHYUN! Lily bellowed in her head. She was too tired and sleepy to do it right now. Then, she remembered. She still owed this guy something. Maybe this was him claiming it.

 

"Is this about Task 5?" Lily inquired.

 

"What?"

 

"The one I didn't get to do for you."

 

"Oh, no, no. I had a completely different activity planned for that. This isn't it."

 

"Oh, I see."

 

With that, Lily ended the call, shut her phone down, stuffed it under her pillow, covered herself with her blanket, and tried her best to quickly get back to sleep.

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, 5:57AM KST (Korean Standard Time)

 

He put out his hand and felt for his ringing phone on the bedside table. What time was it? Forcing his eyes open, he saw that it was 3 minutes before his alarm was set to go off. 3 minutes. 3 precious minutes of sleep before facing another full day GONE because of whoever this damn caller was.

 

"Yeoboseyo?" Kyuhyun croaked. He cleared his throat.

 

"So what was Task 5 anyway?" answered the caller. 

 

What's this person talking--oh. He felt his blood pressure go up when he realized who it was.

 

"I was sleeping," Kyuhyun replied irritably.

 

"I was too awhile ago. Didn't stop you from bugging me so why should it stop me?" Lily retorted. 

 

"Because I have a schedule in an hour and I need SLEEP!" Kyuhyun groaned in frustration, burying his head in his pillow.

 

"Yeah, but I have a presentation in two that's worth HALF MY GRADE and you just robbed me of ALL MY SLEEP BY CALLING!" Lily shot back. Then, all she could here is the busy tone. The call has ended. He hung up on her.

 

That sonofaGRRRRRRR!

 

 

 

 

Saturday, 12:01PM AEST

 

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Lily

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Lily

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Lily I know you're awake.

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Lily

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: It's noon there. You should be awake.

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Pick up your phone and reply

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Are your fingers too fat to type a message?

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Lily

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Come on.

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: It's about Task 5.

Lily: ?

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: You have to guess.

Lily: Then what? 

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: What do you mean, "then what"?

Lily: What do I get if I guess right? Do I have to do it or does it automatically mean that I don't owe you anything already?

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: …

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: If you guess right…

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: We're even.

Lily: Awesome.

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: BUT

Lily: I knew there was a BUT

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: For each wrong guess

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: 1 hour of Starcraft

Lily: 1 hour?! 15 minutes is torturous enough.

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Starcraft is FUN! 45mins.

Lily: For YOU, not me. 15mins!

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: It's because you're new to it. Once you learn, you'll enjoy it. 30mins. 

Lily: 20mins.

WillKyuJustGoAndDie: Call

Lily: Great. Now go away. I'm trying to think.

 

 

Monday, 1:45PM KST/2:45PM AEST

 

MocKYUmentaryofaperson: Care to venture a guess?

Lily: Is it… to make my own fan club of you?

MocKYUmentaryofaperson: That's 20mins of Starcraft.

 

2:00PM KST/4:00PM AEST

 

Lily: Watch lengthy dramas with you for a month.

MocKYUmentaryofaperson: 40 minutes of Starcraft.

 

3:22PM KST/5:22PM AEST

 

Lily: Buy you a lifetime supply of wine.

MocKYUmentaryofaperson: 1 full hour.

 

4:37PM KST/6:37PM AEST

 

Lily: A lifetime supply of BB Cream to fool fans into thinking you're handsome, which makes them either blind or not know what the word "handsome" means.

MocKYUmentaryofaperson: 80 glorious minutes of Starcraft.

 

8:08PM KST/10:08PM AEST

 

Lily: Buy you an incredibly large cap to fit that astoundingly huge head of yours.

MocKYUmentaryofaperson: You're getting it wrong on purpose aren't you? Because you secretly like playing with me. Admit it.

Lily: Please do me a favor and crawl under a huge rock and stop breathing.

 

10:41PM KST/11:41PM AEST

 

"We've got a caller that's Kyuhyun's fan!" Sungmin announced excitedly. "Yeoboseo? You're now on Kiss the Radio!"

 

"Annyeonghaseyo… can I ask Kyuhyun-ssi a question?" answered the caller nervously.

 

"Go ahead, he's listening right now," Ryeowook encouraged.

 

"Kyuhyun-ssi… is it… to help you cook ramen for the rest of your life because you at such a simple task?"

 

The two DJs almost fell on the floor laughing, finally realizing who the caller was.

 

Tuesday, 12:03AM KST/2:03AM AEST

 

"SONOFAGRRRRRRR!!!!!" Lily growled into her phone, not caring about her noise level anymore.

 

"Oh, did I wake you? Ooops, my bad," Kyuhyun said, laughing, then hung up the phone.

 

Lily grabbed her pillow and buried her face in it to drown her screams of rage.

 

 

 

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sarapark8386 #1
Chapter 19: OMG!!! i'm taking back my vote! KyuLy is so cute! 키아아아아~
sarapark8386 #2
Chapter 16: I'm starting to hate the girl. I'm sorry. I have this habit of hating every girl who hurts our fishy. 미안해, authornim *bows 90 degrees*
sarapark8386 #3
Chapter 3: Awww~WonKyuHae moment! #ILoveLilysTeam
doodlingsnow
#4
Chapter 25: Wow! Finally finished reading this. I'm not really a fan of idol-OC pairing in a story except for one other and this just officially became the second one! I feel bad for Donghae though. And I feel like crying now that its over :( no story between Siwon and Clare! lol
iLuvYesung
#5
Chapter 25: oh....i won't get to meet u! T_T but it's great that ur going to SS5 Manila! ^_^
fishae
#6
Chapter 25: Ohhhhh! There's a possibility that we'll see each other! <3 Not hoping too much though, because I'll be working on Thursday, then go only by 5pm. <\3 Which section are you in? :)
Keurinibae
#7
Chapter 24: Awwwww..... I loved it! I'm usually picky about Super Junior fanfics, but this was a great read! So funny and sweet!!!
Caribbeanpop17
#8
Chapter 24: oh my god, I wanna cry, it's over.
Caribbeanpop17
#9
Chapter 17: Siwon, who looked to be in the middle of a sleeping bag endorsement, how is this dude real? Lol.
Caribbeanpop17
#10
Chapter 9: Lol, can someone tell me where yunho unknow is,he should really change his name, because I don't know him...lmao...I loved it...!