Wanted: Turtle

Reward: Get Laid by Yesung

"Okay," Yesung nodded in approval, "I think lots of people would like this offer."

It had been a day since Ddangkoma went missing and Yesung went nuts.

If his band mates didn't know how to calm him down, Yesung would already be selling his arm for the return of his missing turtle.

He tried to make wanted posters of his poor turtle, and would NOT stop until he found his beloved.

"Yesung, you've been using your laptop since 4 in the morning, " Leeteuk yawned, "It's almost midnight, get some rest--"

"NO!" Yesung stammered, "Never!"

Leeteuk slowly backed away, not to disturb his desperate friend.

After Leeteuk left, Yesung's left eye  started to twitch. "Dear Goodness. What if a BOY finds Ddangkoma? I would then be ing a man."

"No matter," He laughed, "I've done worse."

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The next day, Yesung began posting wanted ads on is Me2day page. This time, though, He tweaked the reward a little.

Wanted: Turtle [Ddangkoma]

Reward: An Autograph

Please help me find Ddangkoma, Yesung typed on his page, I will do anything for him.

Yesung shut his laptop and cried on his bed. "Ddangkoma Oo-di-e-yo?"  [Where is Ddangkoma]

His eyes turned dry from not blinking for maybe about an hour, And he swore that his man s started to sag.

Yesung would do anything, even if it means getting uglier by the second, For his beloved Ddangkoma.