“Hey babe it’s me, I’m standing where we’re supposed to meet?? 30 minutes ago??? That’s right, and guess who’s not here. Where the heck are you jessica?

Ugh. If you stand me up on date night again, I swear… This is your 3^rd strike jess, I know you’re busy with work, blah blah blah but c’mon… and I hate standing around in a crowd YOU KNOW THAT. So I’ll just stand here, casually talking on the phone, pretending to be having a conversation and not actually leaving a message to the person WHO STOOD ME UP.

Also I uhh…I prepared a treat…for dessert…if you know what I’m saying.. So if you get this message, and you DID forget that we have a date, you better rush over ‘cause I don’t think you wanna miss out on that one.

But seriously, where the freak are you? It’s been over 30 minutes, I just hope they won’t give the reservation to someone else. Sigh, anyways, I really hope you’re on your way and you just can’t hear your phone on your bag….I’ll see you in a minute, hun…hopefully. Bye.”

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“Hey, love, it’s your favorite person ever, jessica jung, who loves you very very much and who you will hopefully still love very much even after I tell you this thing you’re not gonna like…which I’m pretty sure you already know what’s coming by now from how I sound and the fact that you didn’t pick up your phone…

I’m gonna have to miss dinner ‘cause I have to stay late for work... again, I know I know, I’ve been missing date nights, I’m sorry… I was literally fixing my stuff after I realized you left me a voicemail while I was in the pantry and I was about to step out but my boss walked in and told me about the fashion week that’s coming in a couple of weeks and that she has to go to London tomorrow and then asked me to research some stuff that needs to be done so…

I’ll be back before bedtime…maybe, hopefully…ugh I was really close to going out, I should’ve gone with estelle when she came by my office, she said Hey do you wanna walk down with me? then I was like no, no, it’s fine, I’m gonna finish this up real quick…and now she’s out there living her best life and I’m stuck here….sigh

I’m really sorry... I really wish I could’ve spent this evening with you. And I especially wish I wouldn’t have to do this to you again…I’m sorry, I love you, you’re the best. I gotta go, I love you, bye.”