Hoseok is a mess and he knows it. And now, so do all his friends. 

In which it's their fifth anniversary but everything is nothing but a fiasco: Hakyeon is looking for the person who stole his ice cream that is worth two dollars, Taekwoon is certainly not the main suspect in stealing Hakyeon's ice cream, Jaehwan is nowhere to be found, Wonshik volunteers to look for Jaehwan but ends up sleeping, and Hongbin and Sanghyuk are the only normal ones.

Where in Siyeon lost the ring Eunwoo gave her. Kyungwon set the kitchen on fire. MinkYebin is making out. Jieqiong seducing an obnoxious stone, Yewon and Sungyeon being soft girlfriends, and Kyla is doing magic spells.

  Just like the tittle says. It's short and uses exo-cbx's song tittles. Enjoy.

This is not a story but rather a guide to get all the ladies and guys.  Who said these are only for valentines day?

Go insult  someone with stuff they probably have no idea about. 

Luhan hasn't been back to Korea in a very long time. Forgive him if he messes up a word or two. Pairing!HunHan, PostDeparture!Canon, Fluff

I am Rap Monster. But before I became a rapper, I was but a mere fisherman. This is my story of love, fish, and music.

Hi, I'm Hodgkins, and this is my story. Sequel to: Our Burrito is Crisis

Jungkook has moved on. Jimin is still crying inside. Why did Jungkook eat the burrito? A True to Life Jikook Story  

In which the Kim and Wu family meets and connects in a very extra-oradinary(?) way. Inspired by the gifs I saw hehe..

You know what i mean just by looking at the title right?  

Yoongi telah disumpah menjadi kura-kura setelah minum dirty water itu. Apakah penawar untuk menghilangkan sumpahan itu?    Starring:- Min Yoongi aka the kuraz Jay-horsezz Jeon cena biskut lemau Mochimin no jams Alien tae entah dari mana Rap monstahh (mochimin: bapa mentua I) Jin the worldwideu handsomeu

Hello, my name is Kim Jungkook and my parents are extra AF. - “Kim Jungkook how many times am I going to tell you to take out th- EXCUSE ME!” “DAD, COULD YOU PLEASE KNOCK BEFORE COMING IN MY ROOM?!” “I- umm, ok, ok! Sorry, sweetie! How are your parents, Jimin dear?” “T-They’re quite alright, Mr. Kim…” “DAD, PLEASE GET OUT!” “Oh right! You may continue, boys~” “Sorry about my dad, he’s so annoying som

"Ako nga pala si Bh0szxc Yo0nqih, but you can call me Yoongi."     May Crack fic din ako BTS pa rin. English. Fing3ring ang title. Please check it out 

    Ini gila. Semua ni gila! Karakter yang kau tulis keluar daripada cerita kau? Huh! Ini memang gila.

Seungkwan's fine with taking care of an annoying kid at his house. It's bearable, he says. But when a small ball of fur comes skipping in the picture, Seungkwan goes BEAST MODE.   --------- It's a story about a Korean-American happy-go-lucky kid, a sas

The stories of a Chinese man and his Mexican mother. Don't question them, they get stares all the time. (Based around the stories between friends, and somewhat of an inside joke.)

exo have a group chat! chaos, memes, and stupid shenanigans ensue. kyungsoo's done with everyone.

Poultry 102 "Well, any volunteers?" My heartbeat sped up, should I take the chance? I've never been one to volunteer nor have I ever thought that would but this time, my hand shot up in the air as if it had a life of its own. "Why the hell did i do that?!" I asked myself as I felt regret rushing through my

I have been watching spoken poetry kaya na inspire ako magsulat tungkol dun. 

Bae Irene is the definition of perfection to Wendy Son. She wanted nothing more but to confess how she really felt about the girl. There were two problems though. First of all she didn't want to ruin their friendship. Second of all, Irene was taken… By a guy. Wendy chooses to keep quiet about her feelings but when one lie leads to another, she needs to make a stressful decision. 

Baekhyun was bored and hungry.      

Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung have been best friends for as long as they could remember. Here are a few things they've realized while being best friends.

SUMMARY: Nagkayayaan sa gathering. Nagkita ulit sila. Eh may plano yung iba. Naks. Anyare? *** Title: Move On Na Raw Siya, Bes? Author: keomin (immortalsoul123) Type: ChatFic Rating: A Genre: Crack Warning: Mild cursing

The boys groaned when they walked into the salon. Everything looked so normal, like it was just another day, but Bangtan knew better. Tomorrow they were to start the promotions for I need you, and the agency had decided that they'd preform wearing shorts. Which meant...   WAXING.

"Seungri gazed with the affection of 2864 rude scrawny snakes." A beautiful love story, generated by a bot... Read and enjoy.     title: proud jiyong word count: <500 pairin

A pregnant Jaejoong is craving the cake he specifically made for Yoochun's birthday. It's up to Yunho to hold his lover back from his urges.   

Minseok gets his ears pierced and everyone more or less works together to figure out what it means. (Part 2 of the TNWWMAHLSIDAKP Universe.)

Just meanie being meanie

Figure out what single fathers I mean three members of Seventin get up to. :)

When Baekhyun begins to accept applications (because sometimes finding love is just way too hard).