The Return of Aunty Hee.

Three is Not a Crowd
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"Umm... Are you an elephant?" Luhan guessed looking at the animal impression Jongin was doing. Jongin shakes his head and tries again, extending his arm and doing wave motions. They were playing a long game of charades to pass the time until the Winnie The Pooh movie comes on. The score was now 4 to 1 with Jongin being in the lead. Little Lulu just wasn’t very good at charades seeing as the little cutie pie would accidentally let out animal sounds while he did the motion. Immediately giving him away.  Luhan, by now is starting to get frustrated with his brother. He may be a bit gullible but he wasn't an idiot. His big brother was definitely being an elephant he knew that much for sure. He was just being a big meany and not owning up to it. 
"Yes you are an elephant stop being a meany and lying!" Luhan screeched a bit. Jongin stopped his movements not liking Luhans tone.
"I'm not lying! If I say I'm not an elephant then I'm not!" Jongin replies back.  Luhan pouts and crossed his arms. At that moment Sehun walked into the living room chuckling to himself. He gave Jongin a rain of kisses on the cheek, then lifted Luhan and held his youngest.
"Daddy daddy!!!" Luhan chanted, bouncing in Sehuns arms. Sehun laughed.
"What is it Lulu?"
"We are playing charades and Jongie is doing the motion of an elephant and Lulu said it's an elephant but Jongie said no! But it is daddy!! Jongies not being fair!!" Luhan tattled.
"That's not true daddy!! I'm being a wooly mammoth!" Jongin defends. Luhan tilts his head confused.
"What's that?" Jongin rolls his eyes.
"It has a trunk and is really furry all over its body." Luhan could laugh. ‘Furry all over its body?’ What a load of hooey.  So the stubborn babe just sticks up his nose.
"You’re making it up!
"No I'm not!!"
"Yea you are! There's no such thing as a mooly wammoth!"
"It's wooly mammoth you dumdum!" Once the name calling started Sehun stepped in.
"Okay that's enough boys. Jongin sweetie don't call Luhan dumb, and Lulu there is such a thing as wooly mammoths."
"T-there are?" Luhan asked looking down. Sehun nods.
"O-oh...." Luhan fidgets in Sehuns hold feeling guilty. Sehun smiles at the sight.
"I think someone needs to say sorry to their big brother hmm?" Luhan nodded wiggling down from Sehuns arms. Luhan went up to Jongin, put on a cute pout, then glomped onto him.
"Lulu sorry... You won hyungie...” Jongin smiles and lifted Luhan.
"It's okay Lulu... I'm sorry I called you dumb. You’re the smartest bestest baby brother ever!" Luhan giggled kissing Jongins lips.
"I love you Jongie!" Jongin smiled.
"I love you more! Your Jongies baby!" Luhan clapped his hands and bounced cutely in Jongins hold.
"My Jongie!!"
"My Lulu!"
"Correction. You both belong to daddy you little stinkers." Sehun says grabbing his babies and smothering them with kisses and tickles. Jongin and Luhan giggle and begin to kiss their daddy back. The cute moment was ruined when Sehuns cell phone went off. He looked to see that is was an unknown number.
"Hello?"
"Well it's about time. How many times does the ringer have to go before you pick up Oh Sehun." Sehun cringed. Why did Heechul have to be so damn loud, especially in the morning?
"Hello to you too Heechul."
"I'm not going to beat around the bush. Its fashion week right now and two of my models just came down with the flu. I know its short notice but I'd like to borrow Jongin and Luhan." Model? His Jongin and Luhan!? Oh hell to the no!
"I'm sorry Heechul... You’re going to have to call someone else... I don't-"
"You don't understand I'm desperate! The great Heechul usually won't stoop to begging but if I have to I will. Your children are absolutely gorgeous Sehun and you’re squandering their potential!" Sehun agreed with Heechul on that point, Jongin and Luhan were the most beautiful little ones he could ever be blessed to have. He turned to look at them sitting on the sofa, cuddling and making kissy faces at one another. His precious little treasures indeed... Sehun still wasn't convinced. If Heechuls other co workers were anything like him... Oh god... They might corrupt his kids and-
"Hello earth to Sehun!!! Chop chop I'm busy. Is it yes or no?" Heechuls barks impatiently.
"It's still no. Good day Heechul." Heechul tisked.
"I see. And this how you treat the goddess that saved your by convincing my husband to let you keep your job... Huh. Alright it's cool. Have fun living on the streets and eating food out of a can. Jongin and Luhan will be fine with me." Sehun started to sweat. He did kind of owe Heechul for saving his career... Damnit it all Sehun thought. He has to lend Heechul his precious monkeys for a day... Ugh what an unfortunate turn of events.
"F-fine... But just today! Don't make this a habit Heechul!" Heechul chuckles.
"Oh my dear Sehun, you don't have room to make threats. I'm calling the shots around here. I thank you for your cooperation. Toodles!" *click* The devil... That's what Heechul was... He was the devil and now Sehun was in debt to him for god knows how long. With a sigh Sehun walked over to Jongin and Luhan to deliver the news.
"What's wrong daddy?" Jongin asked noticing his daddy's distressed face. Sehun sighed.
"Okay listen to daddy closely my loves." Jongin and Luhan lean in listening carefully.
"Heechul is coming..." Luhan smiled.
"Yay Aunty Hee!! Aunty always gives Lulu presents!" Luhan clapped. Jongin however had the same wary expression his daddy was sporting. Last time he saw Aunty Hee, he mostly got scolded by him. Granted it was his fault for picking on Lulu but still... He didn't like being scolded by others that weren't his daddy. 
"What for daddy?"
"He wants you both to model for him... Two of his models got sick...” Luhan tilted his head.
"What's modeling daddy?"
"It's when you wear designer clothes, walk down a run way, and people take pictures of you. It can also consist of private photo sessions like for a magazine or website"
"Ohhhh... You mean like dress up?!" Lulu said, his eyes dancing with excitement. Sehun couldn't help but laugh at his baby's cuteness.
"Sure baby... Like dress up." Luhan clapped his hands.
"Yay I wanna go I wanna go! Let's go Jonginnie!! I could be a princess and you could be my prince!" Jongin frowned.
"But I don't like dress up its girly." Luhan puffed his cheeks.
"But I like it!"
"Well its okay for you Lulu..." Luhan put on big glistening eyes, as he grabbed Jongins hand.
"Pweaseee....With sugar and custard and chewwys?" Jongin sighed.
"Fine...I'm only doing it for you though... Not for Aunty Hee." Luhan hugged Jongin.
"Yay! Thank you Jongie!"

Sehun packed up a diaper bag for Luhan, with haste of course since Heechul would be here soon. Patience was not the man’s strongest suit, so Sehun chose to avoid it. Jongin came down stairs in an avenger’s shirt and blue jeans. Luhan who was right behind him was dressed in denim dungaree shorts with a baby Donald shirt on. Sehun smiled at how cute his boys looked as they held hands. He was about to change his mind about letting them go when a knock came at the door. Sehun opened it and there stood Heechul in all is Michael Kors and Louis Vuitton glory.
"Good their ready. Thank you again Sehun." Heechul said cheekily. Sehun rolls his eyes.
"What choice did I have...?” Heechul grins.
"Your right you didn't have one. Now...Lulu!! Come here and give Aunty some sugar!" Luhan ran to Heechul and gave him a cute little kiss on the cheek. Heechul smiled and picked up Luhan kissing his face.
"Don't think I forgot you Jonginnie. Come here and let Aunty Hee love you." Jongin walked over pensively and scrunched up his face when Heechul landed a big, wet, sloppy smooch on his cheeks. He hoped to God Aunty Hee didn't have cooties.
"Well come along my little elves! It's time to embark on a magical journey!" Luhan was totally entranced with how Heechul was talking.
"Yay! Bye bye daddy!" Luhan said putting his hands in the air and waving adorably. Sehun kissed Luhans cheek.
"Good bye my sweet... You be a good boy and listen to Aunty Heechul." Luhan nodded. Sehun pulled Jongin into a tight hug and kissed his hair.
"Do you have your phone mocha bean?" Jongin nods. He stashed it smartly in his transformers backpack.
"Good. Daddy wants you to keep him updated with what goes on with you okay? Make sure you both listen to Heechul.  If it's possible make sure Lulu takes a nap. Im gonna miss you my love." Jongin nods hugging his daddy tighter not wanting to let go.
"I don't wanna go daddy... Aunty Hee scares me sometimes..." Jongin whispered. Sehun laughed.
"You’re going to okay! Consider this extra punishment for the stunt you both pulled on the business trip." Jongin gasped.
"Daddy!!! You said you forgave us!" Sehun laughs.
"I'm only playing sweetie. Now go on." Sehun then directs his attention to Heechul.
"Heechul please don't give them any sugar..." Heechul scoffs.
"What do you take me for Sehun? Acting like I can't handle them. Come on babies let's go." Once out the door, Heechul reaches into his purse and gives the babies each a bag of gourmet gummy bears.
"Shhh don't tell daddy okay?"  Jongin and Luhan nodded their heads, excited to have the small treat. Heechul had taken it upon himself to purchase a baby seat for Luhan so it was all ready to go when they reached the car. Once they were all situated in, they began the journey K.H.J fashion corp.

The building in question was posh and oozed importance. Heechul held Luhans hand, while Jongin held his to ensure no one got lost. And by no one they meant Lulu since he had the attention span of a baby squirrel. Everything that so much glittlered fascinated the little tyke so they had to be extra watchful. Heechul used his pass code to enter his personal floor and smirked.
"Your queen has arrived. You may all bow now and kiss the royal boots." He announced haughtily.
"Uh I wouldn't let my sacred lips touch those knock offs you call designer shoes." Heechul whipped around and flared. There are only 2 people in this whoe damn office that have the balls to give him attitude.
"Knock offs?! I don't think so. I designed these boots I'll have you know."
"Exactly my point. I think I just saw a similar pair by Brian Joo…" Heechul just scoffs and waves said person off.
"Well I wouldn't expect a primitive like you to get it. Some people just don't understand greatness when they see it. Tragic really"
"But I don't see greatness... I'd understand if I saw it ya know."
"Excuse me Kwon?! Oh hell no. Jongin hold my earrings." Heechuls was about to whoop some serious , when a frustrated figure with hands on the hips storms over. Said person just about threw with the tom foolery.
"Will you two es in heat just and knock it off already?!" Heechul and Jo Kwon whip around.
"Kibum watch your language in front of my nephews! Aka the boys saving our sorry asses and our photo shoot." Key rolls his eyes and looks behind Heechul. He smiles at the two adorable boys slightly hiding there. The divas had scarred them quite profusely.
"Oh well hello there. I'm Kim Kibum, but you two cutie pies can call me Key. I prefer empress but we are getting there." Heechul rolls his eyes.
"Well come on you two. Say hello to Jo Kwon and Kibum."
"H-hi... I'm Jongin... And this is Lulu..." Luhan waved shyly. Jo Kwon smiles.
"Well aren't you just a cavity waiting to happen." He said pinching Luhans cheeks. 
"And you’re quite the handsome one too." Jongin felt small under Jo Kwon's stare. And he thought Aunty Hee was bad. Key nodded actually agreeing with Jo kwon(the apocalypse must be near -_-)
"You remind me of my god baby, Taemin." Jongin tilted his head.
"Taemin?" Key smiled and nodded.
"Oh yes. He is in the same relationship you and little Lulu are in. His daddy Minho is a very successful business man for soccer ware. My husband and I both watch his baby from time to time. Infact he's coming today to model. How old are you?" Jongin smiles. This Key person was a lot calmer.
"I'm six!" Key nods.
"Same as Minnie. I'm sure you both will get along. Speaking of which I better call Jjong and ask where he is. Excuse me."
"The changing room for them is over there Heechul. All the clothes are prepared and makeup artists are ready. So let's not waste anymore time." Heechul scoffs.
"Who died and put you in charge. Need I remind you this is my floor. Yours is beneath mine much like your status in this company. Come on kids" Heechul takes Jongin and Luhan to the said dressing room missing the way Jo Kwon flipped him off. Both babies stare in aw at how bright the room is, and all the clothes. It looks like a mini high-end department store. There's a mirror and table in there as well, along with a couch and some chairs. Luhan makes a beeline for the clothes and starts touching things with no reservation.
"Aunty!! Lulu wanna wear this!" The outfit in question was a dress that looked like Alice in Wonderland might wear Full of ruffles and bows. It was just so pretty that Luhan couldn't help plucking it off the rack.
"You'd look cute in That Lulu." Jongin comments. Heechul nods in agreement.
"You would. And Aunty promises that after the shoot you can wear it and anything else you like. Come here baby it's time for a change and to choose your outfits. Jongin do you have to potty?" Heechul asks opening his arms for Luhan who toddles over adorably. Jongin shakes his head.
"No Aunty."
"Well after you get into the outfit I want you to go anyways. Also go after your makeup is done okay?" Jongin sighs but nods. As Luhans being changed he can't help but think of the scene when they first got here.
"Aunty?" Lulu asks cutely. Heechul smiles and kisses Luhans nose.
"Yes lil muffin?"
"Do you, Aunty Key and Aunty Jojo not like each other? You guys said naughty words and daddy said naughty words are mean and hurtful. Are auntys feelings hurt? Lulu can kiss it better if you are!" Luhan leans up on his freshly changed bottom and gives a cute little kiss to Heechuls heart. Heechul could die, Luhan was just too cute.
"No we don't hate each other. We actually grew up together. So we are old friends actually. But we just like to get on each other’s nerves. Genius can't collaborate with other geinus I always say. Key and Jo Kwon are l

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luvpurplegreen #1
Chapter 10: OMG... i love this so much... TT i'll miss "big baby" Jongin and "cute baby" Luhan so much... Good job author-nim...
Latoyastewart13 #2
Chapter 10: Daddy was kind of a bad daddy to Jongin, especially in the first chapter. I hope this don't happen to anyone but it's just a fic so it's not a big deal. Other than that this was cute
Minwookiee
#3
Chapter 10: Imma be honest. I don't usually read stories like this (sekailu) Actually I don't. However, this was so nicely written and it was so cute too! Nice Job Author-nim!

And also, I've read The Daddy Brigade too! I actually started my own baby Lu and Daddy Se too ♥ They is too cute!!!

BUUUUT anyways. Good job on this story!
Minwookiee
#4
Chapter 7: Hanchuuuul!!! Aigoo~ It's nice to see someone still ships them like I do ♥♥♥
Qistina14 #5
Thanks for the relatable story (: ... To be frankly honest, Sehun is the person to be blamed in this story. I agree with kristinaluhanster and vanille. If I was Jongin, I would have left the house for a better dad. There was OBVIOUSLY FAVORITISM for Luhan. I pity Jongin even though I am a HunHan trash ):
NotSoBoazi #6
Chapter 10: Woowwwwwww..i love this story so much. It was great.because it was ,i love it even more.hey,author-nim can you make another HunHan . Please.... I would appreciate it if you make it. Hehe..thanks for this beautiful story..see you again
NotSoBoazi #7
Chapter 3: It was me...
xHurtless #8
Uh what now ? The maknae's the daddy lmao ?