The Key to a Long-Lasting Relationship: Tolerance
EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.
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Suho: Jongdae, where is my passport?
Suho: the one you were holding last night; you were making fun of the picture
Chen: I put it back on the desk
Suho: it's not here
Chen: then you probably took it and put it somewhere else
Suho: do you know where it is?
Suho: did someone take my passport? the newest one
Suho: has anyone seen it?
Chen: who would take your passport, we're all living legally here
Suho: you guys are always taking my stuff
Suho: and passing it along to each other
Suho: who knows what you did to my passport
Chen: nobody took it!
Chen: you're as neat as a sea cucumber
Chen: stop blaming others, and start looking for it yourself
Suho: what if someone really did take it and put it somewhere I can't reach?
Chen: I'm sure they didn't throw it into the Bermuda Triangle, it is just our dormitory
Chanyeol: ha ha!
Chanyeol: Junmyeong hyung is getting scooooolded scooooolded!
Suho: am not
Chanyeol: yes, you are
Chanyeol: Jongdae can drill you deep into the ground if he is seriously annoyed with you
Chen: you are so messy and lazy with all your stuff
Chen: but you always end up blaming us for your lost properties
Chen: I keep telling you, nobody takes you stuff!
Chen: we have our own
Chen: and yes, Jongin sometimes takes your belongings
Chen: but he does that to just anyone
Chen: the kid doesn't have enough energy to give a so just let him be
Suho: done scolding me?
Chen: yes
Chen: but I wanna change rooms
Chen: Baekhyun, change with me
Baekhyun: you
Chen: if it is that hard, then just stop it!
Baekhyun: I won't, I'm almost there!
Chen: you're acting like a mad dog
Chen: if you're gonna diet and work out, do it without being an
Baekhyun: you don't know my pain
Chen: I do know your pain, our workout plan is almost the same
Baekhyun: sorry ...
Chen: why do you even want abs? You look like a baby mouse
Chen: it won't match well
Baekhyun: why do you want abs? You look like an old brick
Chen: change rooms with me
Baekhyun: No
Baekhyun: I'm going to take a nap
Baekhyun: only wake me up when food arrives
Chen: see, hyung? see?
Chen: see? nobody wants to be in the same room with you
Suho: you asked only one person
Sehun: I don't want to room with hyung again
Sehun: Jongin and Kyunsoo hyung are also declining the offer without any hesitation
Chen: see?
Chen: that leaves Chanyeol and Yixing hyung
Chen: Minseok hyung is out of question, of course
Sehun: why?
Chen: he battled for a century to get his own room
Chen: leave him be
Chanyeol: what r u talking about
Chanyeol: what battle?
Chanyeol: we all agreed that he should have his own room
Chen: wanna room with Junmyeon hyung? or me?
Chanyeol: did you not see my balding spot? is it not enough? do you want me to suffer more?
Chanyeol: want me to become totally hairless?
Chanyeol: is that what you want? should I talk about more of my sufferings?
Sehun: now that this happened. Do you think you can get a CF deal for a hair growing product?
Chanyeol: my hair will grow back!
Sehun: of course it will. I'm just saying you can get some money out of it
Suho: why won't you room with me?
Chanyeol: you nag, please stay away
Chanyeol: my stress level is going up again
Sehun: you're being too much to Junmyeon hyung
Sehun: he is not the only one who is a bad roommate
Sehun: you all snore
Sehun: some of you refuse to acknowledge personal space
Sehun: but did I kick you out? No
Sehun: you just live with it
Chanyeol: actually, you did kick us out
Sehun: I moved out, that is different
Chanyeol: what is the point of you moving out?
Chanyeol: you always come back anyway
Chanyeol: you and your Pinku Pinku
Lay: what r we talking about?
Sehun: how Junmyeon hyung as a roommate
Lay: he is fine though?
Sehun: if he is fine, then even a goat is fine
Lay: he is better than you
Sehun: ???
Lay: you always sleep
Lay: but then you don't sleep at night and do weird stuff
Chanyeol: and he holds grudges over stupid stuff and then takes petty "revenges"
Sehun: You guys just don't make a good match with me
Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung and I get along just fine
Chanyeol: it's because he ignores your existence easily and simply
Chanyeol: ask him
Chanyeol: that is how he is always so calm
Sehun: he is fine with my sleeping schedule
Sehun: and I'm fine with him humming while listening to music
Sehun: and sleeping
Chanyeol: you expect us to believe that you have a problem with someone sleeping ?
Suho: this is not good.
Suho: I can't lose my passport like this
Chen: still can't find it?
Suho: no
Chen: ask Minseok hyung
Suho: hyung is home?
Chen: yeah, I talked to him earlier
Chen: he is probably organising his socks or something, go ask him for help
Ah, this chapter ...
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