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Baekhyun: all this time

Baekhyun: they have been asking the wrong question

Baekhyun: everyone

Baekhyun: you know how they ask us who we would date among each other?

Baekhyun: over and over and over and over and over and over ...

Baekhyun: somebody help me

Chanyeol: over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Chanyeol: again

Sehun: and again and again and again and again and again

Kai: and ing again and again

Sehun: and then even more ...

Suho: you're not gonna do this and then have a serious conversation about it again, right?

Baekhyun: nah don't worry, hyung

Suho: then what?

Baekhyun: they should ask us who we would choose to slap as hard as we could across his face!

Kai: what?

Baekhyun: let's say that you have to do it

Baekhyun: have to

Baekhyun: no matter what

Baekhyun: no other choic

Baekhyun: you have to

Kai: why?

Baekhyun: you never questioned anything when Kyungsoo slept in your bed

Kai: You

Baekhyun: me what?

Kai: I'd slap you

Chanyeol: getting slapped is worse than getting punched

Suho: when did you ever get punched?

Chanyeol: I didn't but I know that getting slapped would be worse

Baekhyun: there is just this humiliating part in it

Baekhyun: and usually, you can't slap back because the person who did it is someone you can't slap

Sehun: like, your mother in law?

Baekhyun: Yeah

Sehun: watch a drama

Sehun: people are always getting slapped in dramas by mothers in law

Baekhyun: don't you wanna do it

Baekhyun: just once

Baekhyun: the Drama Slap

Lay: that is so mean

Kai: You don't want to

Lay: I didn't say that

Kai: So, Baekhyun hyung? you'd slap him?

Lay: yeah, I'm just curious what kind of face he will make

Baekhyun: hyung, what did I ever do to you?

Sehun: you corrupted him

Baekhyun: and you corrupted me

Sehun: you wanted me to

Chanyeol: my hands are so big, Baekhyun will just fly away

Chanyeol: what to do about that? 

Baekhyun: are you gonna slap me, too?

Chanyeol: No?

Suho: seems like your question should have been: Would you or would you not slap Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: you guys are too much to me

Chen: we are

Kai: you should slap Sehun

Sehun: huh?

Kai: when Yixing hyung said that about Baekhyun hyung's face ...

Kai: you will never expect to be slapped. you always get away with stuff

Kai: I wanna see how lost you will look

Sehun: I'm your best friend

Kai: I know

Sehun: the one true love of your life

Kai: and?

Sehun: you would still slap me?

Kai: just once 

Chanyeol: aigoo how good for you

Chanyeol: ya, you two eat well and live well

Sehun: we already do

Baekhyun: see how disrespectful this brat is? 

Baekhyun: wouldn't you feel better if you just slapped him? refreshingly

Sehun: stop promoting my cheeks in that way

D.O: you're still the most desirable one when it comes to slapping

D.O: Baekhyun

Chanyeol: oh wow, Do Kyungsoo!

Chanyeol: what brings you here?

Lay: wow, it's Kyungsoo

D.O: how are you, hyung?

Lay: I'm good

Chanyeol: ya

Lay: how r u doing?

Chanyeol: am I invisible?

D.O: tired to death, hyung

Lay: u have some time?

D.O: yeah, taking 5

D.O: Junmyeon hyung called just now

Sehun: Chanyeol hyung, you get ignored everyday

Sehun: you'd think you'd be used to it by now

D.O: said Baekhyun was getting slapped

D.O: and that I should see it because I was quite distant these days

Sehun: is it hard?

D.O: yeah, not unbearably bad or anything though

Chen: we miss you too

Chen: it was very nice of you to ignore my calls

Chen: and don't tell me you were too busy; Sehun was talking to you 2 days ago

Chen: and he said you called him first

Chen: anyway

Chen: let's just cut it to the chase

Chen: you would slap Baekhyun, wouldn't you?

D.O: I would

Baekhyun: haven't you done that enough?

Baekhyun: aren't you satisfied?!

Chen: Kyungsoo really isn't concerned about my calls at all

Chanyeol: he is always like that

Chen: with you, yeah, I know

Chen: I usually exist in his eyes

Baekhyun: doesn't that make you feel like slapping him?

Chen: and why would I do that to myself?

I'm writing SeBaek two shot and the first chapter is out.

Byun twins and Sehun who fancies them both...

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