Dear Mary

I'm Here to Bash Your OC (In the Head)

Hayy its me Princess Maryyyyy Sue :D I’m purple :3

And it’s me, RiverFawn :3333 Mary, my quadruple chins are superior!

lets get started, i got so meny byootiful questions!!!!!


BulletproofBangster #2 Jul 26, 2015 18:05:25 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary,

What do you think of the show rather than tell style of writing?

Dear River, (can I do that?)

Which do you prefer? Show or tell? Or a mix of both?

 

Tell rather than show! Use a lot of long adjectives to prove dat ur smart!

Aww, a question for me! Use show rather than tell, and cut down on the adjectives. It just clogs up the story and makes you seem pretentious. Am I pretentious for using ‘pretentious’? Probably. Anyways.


lunace #1 Jul 21, 2015 20:15:05 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary,

What do you think of the main character liking and getting close to the love interest, but then someone, possibly a best friend/enemy/ex-lover, coming and taking them away? I, for one, absolutely hate it. So what is your view on the whole thing?

 

The main character must always end up with the love interest!
Always.

Not always! I think it’s usually kind of predictable and boring when they do end up together… but some stories do it well.


sujuexolover #1 Jul 21, 2015 07:20:05 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary,

If the idol and the oc in the idolxoc pairing don't end up together romantically and just stay friends, is the story a fail?

 

Yassss! ROMANCE IS EVERYTHING! Plus how can the idol not be completely infatuated with duh OCCCC

You...you spelled ‘infatuated’ correctly…


S-sone21 #2 Jul 21, 2015 06:35:34 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary, what do you think of ?

 

Lol super hot *noseblud*


9DancingSingers #3 Jul 21, 2015 05:49:03 Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary,

What do you think of idol queenka with sword on OC's neck?

 

*growls* *summons Satan* *uses powers as the vessel of Lucifer to murder idol queenka* NOBODY TAKES AWAY MY SPOTLIGHT!


CapriquariusMei #4 Jul 21, 2015 05:15:18 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary,

Are you trying to entertain me or kill me with your command of the English language? If it's the latter, then how rood of u! >=[

 

I dun know wat urrr talkin about. My yewse of duh engeulish is perffff and sewper kewt k ^^


Sugar-and-Salt #5 Jul 21, 2015 04:19:44 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Me too, me too! :D

Dear Mary,

What's your opinion on bullying?

Have you ever experienced it?

 

Bullying is soooo bad!!!!! The popular gurls at school bullyyyyyed me alot bcuz all dere boyfriendz was crushing on me ;) And river bulllies me alot sooooo...

I… I do not! And stop it with the bad grammar or I’ll punch you!

U see?????????


yeemoonxxi #6 Jul 20, 2015 22:48:52 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: BTW Dear Mary~ Plis stahp

 

Aniyo. I will never stop being a perfect OC and attracting all the boyz and using Korean and worshipping Satan!

Omigawddddd


littlemisshappyify #7 Jul 20, 2015 19:45:39 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary,

few questions for you:

1. Why wont you like or date the good guy at the end? Your best friend? Instead of dating the popular guy whose such a superficial %^*&?

2. Why are your qualities described like a grocery list in the foreword?

3. Why do you wear glasses? If you ar3 a nerd, why do you sound stupid? :p

4. Why do you hate girly things? Girly stuff?

5. Why are you so annoying Mary?! Lols

 

Omo so many questions ^^ First one… of course no girl dates the good guy when there’s a super-hot popular guy nearby! Charisma is everything, darling!

So you’re just gonna forget about your best friend?

No, he will be there, in love with me forever and attending to everything I need. But Mr. Popular will be my boyfriend <3 Second question: well, everyone has to know everything about me, right? The OC is the main point of the story, and draws the readers in!

Not everything is about you, y’know. There are other characters. And there’s a thing called a plot.

Who cares about the plot when I’m here? Third question: umm, because 1. glasses are kewt, 2. everyone will know that i look good even in glasses. And I does not sound stupid!!!! >:(((((((((((((((

Dude, glasses look good on everyone.

Nerd. Fourth question: I rully hate gurly stuff bcuz umm… well, I’m different from the other girls ^^ I’m special! Being gurly is bad. Bad, bad, bad!

Rood.

N the fifth question… wait… hey! Y u so rood???????????? Im not ANNOYING!

Yes. Yes, you are.


Strange_JediNinja87 #8 Jul 20, 2015 19:16:27 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary,

What is your opinion on arranged marriage stories?

 

So romantic kekekekeke! Of course, they always must end up being perfect for each other! And since they’re already married, they will have a fluffy happily ever after :)

That’s super dumb…

Shut up, River! You wrote an arranged marriage fic too!

...Touché.


mistressdean #9 Jul 20, 2015 19:08:05 Replies Reply All  Report

Chapter 10: Dear Mary, you forgot about your parents!! AREN'T YOU AN ORPHAN?

How could you forget on your mother's and father's grave? Shame on you.

 

Omo… jinja… how could you say that? I would never forget about my poor dead umma and appa ;-; You heartless person! You know that they died before my very eyes in an accident where I was miraculously unharmed! Ohh, my dear parents… *sheds perfect tear*


-theunniefangirl Jul 20, 2015 19:39:29  Report

I have so many questions for the great goddess-princess-vampire-werewolf-nerd-queenka-ice princess xD

Mainly "how-to-get-all-the-oppas-attention-despite-being-a-loner-nerd-but-at-the-same-time-so-gorgeous-even-though-its-mainly-because-i-got-fanfic-plastic-surgery 101"

 

Omo… how could you be so rood! ;-; I’m a goddess-princess-vampire-werewolf-nerd-queenka-ice-princess-kitsune-fairy-mermaid! Don’t be so racist :(

I will forgive you for now and answer your second question. When I was a loner nerd (*sheds second beautiful perfect tear*) I attracted all the oppas with my stunning beauty that shone through my cute round glasses. It’s actually NOT plastic surgery >;( How rood!

...Okay, mebbe it is plastic surgery… but just a leetle! How else was I supposed to stay perf and cute?


i enjoyed ur questions! <3 now i have to get married to Satan and become teh queen of hell :P get it? maryed? anyway seeya later :333333333333

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PrinceOfAbstraction
#1
Chapter 3: How do you manage to get the reader's name over there!? Because, damn, that's lit O__O
areumia #2
Chapter 1: Yes ×10
Hana is so overused. I just want to shake the author and slap them. Jesus, there are so many Korean names out there. Would it kill you to be a little different?!
me_loveshu
#3
Chapter 13: Why are you so funny?? I love your wtiting. A. Lot. You're super duper funny. Are you a comedian? Kkk XD
WhisperOfTheSea
#4
You just basically explained the reasons why I don't read romance/cliched/OC stories anymore, ahaha xD
And plus I'm a beta-reader and reviewer, it can get pretty bad for me ;-;
dokyungstop
#5
Chapter 13: HALF OF THE MOST SUBSCRIBED EXO STORIES AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MYSELF. WHAT KIND OF PARENTS WOULD LET A TEENAGE GIRL LIVE WITH TWELVE GUYS.
CuteSnowflake #6
Chapter 2: ....thanks for using my username partially. Thanks...?
CuteSnowflake #7
Chapter 1: *I just can't