ANNYEONGHASEYOOOOO :D. 

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WHAT'S DAT YUUU SAYYY????

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OHH, RIVERFAWN'S NOT HERE ONEUL!!! MIANHAEYOOOO D:

BUT ANI BEING SAD :DDDDDD!!! BCUZ UNNIE LET NAEGA WRITE THIS CHAPTER!

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NUGU AM I, YOU SAY??? I AM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD NEWBIE! I'M NEW 2 AFF, BUT I THINK I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH 2 TEACH UUU!!! 

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OF COURSE U NEED TEACHING!!! AND I CAN HELP!

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U WANT ME TO CHANGE THE FONT, TURN DOWN THE CAPS LOCK AND STOP BUTCHERING BOTH ENGLISH AND KOREAN???

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Ok, ill stop with the caps lock, but u can never kill my beautiful language!

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Gamsa. So, firsts, i needz to tell u a thing. For this chapter, RiverFawn let me give u tips on writing a perfect OC :D

Oh, how rood! I never introduced myself. Nae ireum-eun Princess Mary Aria Eunji Galaxy Miku Dawn Satoshi Sue. But u can call me Mary Sue for short. 

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Neh, dat is my real name!!!! How rood of u to question it!

I will forgive you this one time. anywayzzzzzz, im here 2 write an OC guide for u! Follow these steps closely.

First, click on deh 'Popular' page. u will find amazing stories there.

Hmm, looks like 2day's most popular story is about a kingka and a nerd. What's a kingka? Well, a hot popular guy. U know, u gotta appeal 2 ur audience. They all wanna be with hot popular guys. So u gotta make the guy a hot but generic guy. Kind of like Edward from dat Twilight series. Dat's waii it's so POPULARRRR, y'know? And what else wuld ur OC be with but a hot guy? An ugly guy? Haha, as ifffff :3 Amirite?

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What's 'ist'? Stop using big words i dun know, just 2 seem smart!!!!

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Anywayssssss, u gotta pick a popular guy. EXO is popular. Uhhh, Kai and Sehun and Luhan are super popular. There u have it!

Now 4 the OC! U gotta pick a pretty name for her. For dis, scroll down the Popular page again. Umm... There's Mei, Hana, Eunji, Ara, Hana, Sarang, Hana, Eunji, Sarang, Sarah, Hana, Elizabeth...

Hmm, all the popular stories seem 2 have a Hana in dem. 

Ok, our OC's name is Hana. Ummm... u gotta relate 2 ur audience... let's say she's a normal girl, but stunningly pretty. everyone's gunna have a crush on her. But people seem 2 be hating on normal fluff stories, so we gotta make her an ice princess! yeahhhhhhh!

Umm, for our plot, let's just copy 1 from the popular page! Ok,here's the foreword... hope u love it <3

The kingka and the ice princess
Kai, the school's kingka, tries to make the school's beautiful ice princess, Hana fall in love with him, but she ignores him every day. One day, a new kingka arrives. His name is Sehun, and he falls in love immediately with Hana. Through all of this, Hana's childhood friend Luhan still has a crush on her. Will Hana choose Kai, Sehun or Luhan?

Ooh, I like this! I'm gonna post it right away!

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U don't like it? Hater! Don't like don't read!

What did you just do to my story?

River? I didnt think u'd be back dat soon! Help me make this story sound better!!!

Well, you've gotta disguise the fact that this is a terrible story with a terrible OC. Make the foreword really vague. And make a pointless, completely unrelated but pretty-sounding title. Let's call it...

True Beauty

Her physical appeal is a curse. It draws men- from the most popular and distant, to the least popular and close- to her cold, yet mysterious eyes that hide something so sad and sweet behind them. It's ruined her friendships; it's ruined her love life; and it's ruined her happiness. She hates them.

But they love her.

...Wow, Mary Sue... you've just given me the perfect message for this chapter. Now leave my story. 

Seeya guys next time!!! BTW unnie, what's 'ist'?

Something that you are.

It must be amazing then ;) Thanks for being so nice, guysssss :3

I really hope nobody takes your advice seriously.

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Is she gone? Sorry about that, guys. But as you can see, terrible stories and ideas like Mary's can sometimes be masked up by a few pretty words, and AFF just eats it up. I'd just advise you to skip any stories about 'kingkas', 'ice princesses', and all the guys liking one girl. Oooh, boy, that'll cross off half of the Popular page.

Until next time, guys. <3

I'm back! I forgot a SUPER-IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I WILL BE ANSWERING ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS NEXT CHAPTER! ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE THIS:

'Dear Mary:

Can an OC be ugly?'

or 

'Dear Mary:

Do you know what a self-insert is?'

-and I will answer ALL of them in the next chapter! Who knows; if you post enough questions, the next chapter might just come out tonight ;)

LEAAAAAVE NOWWWWWW!

GAMSA FOR YOUR ATTENTION! BYEEEEEE!