Chen:  Dear everyone

Chen:  Chanyeol, Baekhyun and I, your beloved beagle line, have an announcement to make

Chen: We are holding open auditions for a 4^th member!

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Chen: Guys!

Lay: You want a new beagle line member?

Chen: Yes

Chanyeol: We are opening our hearts to a new beagle puppy

Baekhyun: We will take care of them and teach them our ways

Kyungsoo: You sound like a cult

Baekhyun: would you like to audition?

Kyungsoo: I’d rather stab myself in the eye

Kyungsoo: or you

Kyungsoo: Yeah, probably you

Chanyeol: you wouldn’t get through the audition anyway.  Beagles have to be playful, not evil

Kris: for playful, read irritating

Kris: I’m glad I only had one beagle in my subgroup

Suho: Think of how I’ve suffered

Kris: you’re an angel, Joonmyeun

Suho: I know

Chen: I think the maknaes should audition. They’re playful, not old men like the rest of the group

Xiumin: Hey!

Luhan: Yeah. We’re not old men

Baekhyun: not talking about you, luhannie. You left so you can’t join anyway

Luhan: Didn’t want to :-p

Chanyeol: I think Kai-ssi should join

Kyungsoo: stalker

Chanyeol: my love is pure and knows no bounds

Baekhyun: I thought you loved me. Aren’t we one of the most popular ships?

Chanyeol: I love only what I can’t have

Suho: At least you know you can’t have him

Lay: he still harasses him

Xiumin: Also, I’m not an old man. I look younger than all of you

Suho: That’s true

Suho: And please stop insulting your hyungs

Chen: Isn’t it time for your nap, grandpa?

Suho: …

Suho: I will set Kyungsoo on you, you brat

Kris: It’s times like these I really don’t regret leaving

Chen: Krissy-hyung! Don’t you miss me? *aegyo*

Chen: Buing Buing!

Kris: ah, don’t do that. Even when I can’t see I can imagine it

Chen: Love you hyung <3

Kai: What am I supposed to be auditioning for? Yixing hyung just told me but… he didn’t explain so well

Chanyeol: Yay! Kai-ssi, you need to audition to join our amazing, wonderful, super exclusive beagle line club!

Kai: oh

Kai: I thought it was a serious audition. Like for a sub-group or a drama or something

Chanyeol: It is serious!

Baekhyun: Join us!

Kyungsoo: Don’t you dare

Kai: It’s not a real club hyung, just 3 loud people hanging our together

Chen: four loud people soon

Chen: I mean… hey, shut up!

Tao: lol, I don’t think anyone wants to join

Chen: is it because baekhyun’s here? Cause we can totally kick him out if that’s the problem

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Chen: He just hit me

Chen: Apparently he has to stay

Chen: sorry guys

Tao: I would say that Candy could join since she’s a dog too but I think she might be too mature for you guys

Chanyeol: we would be offended but coming from you Tao, it’s just funny

Tao: You

Baekhyun: Ah, such truly astounding maturity

Chanyeol: Please teach us your ways Taozi

Tao: Ok, I’m done with this. No one wants to join your stupid dog line

Kris: I think he’s right guys

Luhan: Looks like it

Chen: Xiuminnie?

Xiumin: Sorry Chen-Chen. I don’t think I can put up with all 3 of you together

Sehun: I’ll join

Chanyeol: yay!

Baekhyun: But he’s so quiet

Luhan: but he’s the only one who wants to join!

Lay: Looks like you have no choice

Baekhyun: fine!

Baekhyun: for your first auditioning task….

Sehun: yeah?

Baekhyun: you have to pull a prank on kyungsoo-hyung

Sehun: …

Sehun: I’m out

Baekhyun: damnit

I would love to join the Beagle Line tbh