Ok, question time. Should I have luhan and Kris in this? I feel like I want to but I would like to refer to RL sometimes and in real life they're not there. Maybe they can text from afar? let me know. I'm so indecisive about it

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Chanyeol: I have a question…

Baekhyun: Yes?

Chanyeol: If Suho really could have us adopted by other groups, who would get adopted first?

Sehun: Tao, no doubt

Tao: Wuh? Why me?

Sehun:  You’re too much hard work

Tao: He’d get rid of you first

Sehun: No, I’m the cute maknae

Sehun: Jongin-ssi can dance well

Sehun: We don’t need 3 maknaes. That’s overkill

Tao:  I’ll overkill you

Sehun: what does that even mean?

Chen: wait, wait, wait

Chen: w/o Tao I have to be M’s maknae

Xiumin: you would love it

Chen: no

Baekhyun: you love being babied, Chen-ssi

Chen: no

Xiumin: and you’re so cute

Chanyeol: Awww Chenny Chen. You would make a cute maknae

Chen: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Lay: I think Baekhyun should be adopted first. Then we would get to watch movies in peace

Baekhyun: Yah, are you saying I’m loud?!?

Xiumin: And travel in peace

Chanyeol: and sleep in peace

Sehun: Just generally be peaceful

Baekhyun: Fine, I’ll go and join DBSK hyungs

Chen: Yah. They won’t want you. Changmin hyung will step on you and squash you

Chanyeol: HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!

Baekhyun: Yah, you’re short too

Baekhyun: You should join Tiny G :-p

Xiumin: Jongdae could join any group cause he’s such a good singer

Chen: Ahhhhhhhh Minseokie hyung. Umin hyung. I love you hyung

Chen: <3<3<3<3<3

Baekhyun: I’m a good singer too!

Lay: but you’re loud

Chanyeol: and short

Baekhyun: I’m not talking to any of you

Chen: lol

Kai: Why did Jongdae just run into the room and jump on Xiumin?

Chanyeol: They’re in love

Kai: oh

Sehun: That’s it?

Sehun: They could be having right now and you just said oh?

Kai: I can see them. They’re definitely not having

Tao: How would you know?

Kai: Well, they’re still clothed for one

Kai: and no one’s is inside someone else for another

Suho: Jongin!

Sehun: Do you just appear to tell us off?

Kai: What? That’s how works!

Kyungsoo: He has a point

Kai: Yay, hyung you joined in

Kyungsoo: why did you text me when I’m in the same room as you?

Kai: Why did you text back?

Sehun: stop flirting

Chanyeol: Did Baekhyun really go?

Suho: He’s pouting. I can see him. What did you say to him?

Chen: That I’m a better singer :-D

Lay: and you would have him adopted first

Suho: So you told him the truth then?

Chanyeol: LMAO!!!!!!1!!!!

Lay: I have another question

Suho: What?

Lay: if we all got into a big fist fight, who would win?

Suho: Yixing! You’re supposed to be the nice gentle one

Suho: Oh God, not you too

Suho: What will I do now?

Suho: I have Kyungsoo and no one else

Chen: Just give up, leader hyung

Chanyeol: We’re a lost cause :-D

Xiumin: What about me?!

Chen: Yeah, what about my lovely Xiummine hyung?

Suho: Minseok! Please save me!

Suho: Maybe you, me and Kyungsoo can form a subunit and escape

Sehun: ….

Sehun: You would leave me here with Tao?

Sehun: call yourself a leader, hyung

Tao: Hey!

Tao: If we had a big fight I’d beat you all with my wushu. Sehun first

Kai: yeah right

Kai: Kyungsoo hyung would pick us all off one by one

Chanyeol: I would be the first to go, right?

Kyungsoo: Obviously

Chanyeol: fine. I’m resigned to my fate

Tao: Bet he would let Kai-ssi live

Baekhyun: And Suho and Xiumin

Suho: cause we’re the only grown ups

Chanyeol: Baekhyunnie! You’re back!

Suho: He never left. He’s been checking this chat the whole time

Tao: As expected

Lay: I think Minseok hyung might win. He’s very strong

Chen: Would you protect me hyung? If Kyungsoo went on a killing spree but spared you?

Xiumin: Sure

Chen: YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY!

Xiumin: Why are we texting when you’re sitting right next to me anyway?

Kai: ‘next to’ is wrong

Kyungsoo: more like on top of

Sehun: are they having yet?

Suho: Sehun, please control your hormones

Baekhyun: I’m just waiting for him to say the wrong thing in an interview one of these days

Sehun: :-p

Kyungsoo: They’re snuggling actually

Chanyeol: Told you he would make a cute maknae

Chen: Yah!