Merry Christmas!

Exo Text Messages

2014 was a crazy year for EXO but let's enjoy the good times they had, right?

Merry Christmas!

 

Suho: Guys, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas everyone

Suho: I know we’ve had some rough points this year

Kris: Sorry

Luhan: Me too

Suho: but we’ve had a lot of good things to be thankful about too so let’s focus on that stuff

Chanyeol: Like how Overdose wasn’t an embarrassing awkward concept like Wolf?

Suho: Exactly

Xiumin: Awooooo!

Sehun: Stop it hyung

Kai: What about Kyungsoo-ah and his drama?

Kyungsoo: Shush

Kai: and his awards

Tao: And his movie

Kris: Well, who hasn’t been in a movie this year?

Luhan: I have

Chanyeol: I’ve filmed one too

Kris: I’ve filmed 2

Kris: Doing my 3rd right now

Luhan: Movies are fun. You guys should give it a go J

Chen: Some of us want to stick to music, thanks

Chen: Show offs

Baekhyun: I did a musical

Tao: For like 3 shows

Baekhyun: whatever, what did you do this year?

Tao: I was awesome in general, thanks

Suho: guys we’re meant to be thinking back on the good stuff not arguing over who did more

Tao: It’s fine. I had Law of the Jungle

Baekhyun: Where you cried over bugs every episode

Tao: ignoring you

Chanyeol:  I had Roommate. I was very popular and funny

Chen: modest too obviously

Lay: I did stuff in China. That was nice

Suho: Guys! Seriously!

Suho: Let’s stop competing over this!

Chen: because you’ve got nothing?

Suho: Are you kidding me? Looking after you lot is a full time job

Chen: I was on SM the Ballad and I had my first soundtrack solo. Woooo!

Kris: I had 2

Kris: I wrote one

Kris: Broke records, thanks

Luhan: Then my soundtrack broke your record :-P

Kris: Oh, it’s on!

Luhan: You just realised?

Xiumin: Damn

Xiumin: who’s winning then?

Tao: Kris is having a wax model made

Sehun: gonna need a lot of wax

Kris: damn straight

Suho: hey, remember how we went on our first concert tour? That was fun, right?

Luhan: it was until I got super sick

Chen: I liked the kissing part

Lay: that was funny

Baekhyun: you would like that bit you ert

Chanyeol: any chance to get kissy with your boyfriend

Luhan: you still going with that?

Kai: he’s obsessed

Chen: he’s a good kisser *wiggles eyebrows*

Xiumin: Jongdae, please stop

Chanyeol: yeah keep your private life private please

Chanyeol: like me and baekhyun ;-)

Baekhyun: wait, what?

Chanyeol: what? I’m just playing. It looks fun

Kai: what about me? No one talked about what I’ve done this year

Lay: you were a pretty boy

Sehunl: any chance to talk about your boyfriend Taeminnie

Lay: I like that song

Kai: thank you

Kyungsoo: me too

Chanyeol: what about my song with Zhoumi?

Tao: I did that too

Baekhyun: you were only on it for like 3 seconds

Chanyeol: you’re a y boyfriend

Chen: boyfriends should , if you know what I mean ;-)

Lay: huh?

Sehun: Hyung!

Baekhyun: not your boyfriend

Chanyeol: not now!

Chanyeol: anyone wanna be my new boyfriend?

Chen: I would offer but Minseokie would be heartbroken

Chanyeol:  I understand

Xiumin: whatever

Xiumin: I’m beyond arguing about this anymore

Sehun: Wow, if you bother someone enough they eventually give in

Suho: I wouldn’t hit on girls with that mentality

Chanyeol: Jonginnie? Be my bf?

Kai: nope

Chanyeol: Christmas alone. So sad

Lay: but why would you want your boyfriend to ?

Lay: wouldn’t you want an awesome, nice boyfriend?

Kai: oh my god

Kris: Yixing, you’re so sweet. Never change

Chen: our sweet unicorn

Sehun: he was talking about , hyung

Lay: ooooh! 0.0

Suho: Sehun!

Tao: lmao

Luhan: lmao

Sehun: just spelling it out for him

Chanyeol: Sehun, be my new fake boyfriend. You know what a man wants

Sehun: eeeuuuuwwww!

Suho: ANYWAY!

Suho: Christmas spirit time

Suho: Like all our CFs and stuff, right?

Sehun: I like the Baskin Robbins one. It was yummy

Chanyeol: Not the Kolon sport one with ridiculous oversized jackets?

Lay: What about those bicycles? They were awesome

Luhan: loved them

Kris: better than promoting phone apps all the time

Suho: That’s more like it. We had a good year, right? Despite everything?

Kyungsoo: This was a good year hyung, don’t worry.

Tao: even with Kris and Luhan leaving

Luhan: Sorry about that again. We still love you guys though

Kris: Exactly. And everything we’ve achieved since we left, all the success we’re having, is all down to you guys.

Kris: We love you guys, so much.

Luhan: And you’re all going to be amazing in 2015

Luhan: We are one!

All: WE ARE ONE!!!

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SVTDarino101
#1
Chapter 17: Oh my u haven't updated this in a long time... This is good tho and also really funny! Hope u update!
aliamaisarah #2
Chapter 13: I want chansoo more or kyungmyeon more please (;ω;)
aki-sama
#3
Chapter 7: Omg this chapter is my fav so far!! Hell yes to the Hyun family!!
And is it me or does Yixing have the most impeccable timing and instigate the greatest debate/conflict/conversation? XD
exo8090 #4
Chapter 17: yayy thanks!!
kakashilover #5
Chapter 17: Ke ke ke ke
That's funny
And I loooooove chen
Chanyeolxoxo_xoxo #6
Chapter 16: chapter 16:I think I just died from the gifs...
taenganger309
#7
Chapter 16: And lol at chen's hand at suho gift XD
taenganger309
#8
Chapter 16: Never thought suho would have that fab abs with that angelic face of him.
HaeSha1506
#9
Chapter 16: I literally had my mouth open and eyes bulging out at that Suho gif bc damn! I knew about ChenYeol but Suho? Didnt expect THAT under the grandpa's shirt!!! And that popcorn accident!!! What was it all about!
LiveToBeMeAsh
#10
Chapter 16: Bless EXO for working out :') i LVOE them either way tho.

I really wanna know the popcorn incident now omg