Chen: Minseeeookiie

Xiumin: I just went to bed jongdae

Chen: without me?

Xiumin: seriously, stop with this

Xiumin; good night

Chen: you have pretty eyes hyungie

Luhan: what’s going on?

Baekhyun: chenshens dunk

Baekhyun: drnk*

Baekhyun: DRUNK**

Baekhyun: got there

Kris: someone else is drunk too I think

Baekhyun: you too?

Chen: Minseeeoookieee

Chen: why you not replying? Where u go?

Luhan: he said he was going to sleep

Suho: I know it’s new years guys but you said you’d be back by now

Chanyeol: we’re coming

Chen: giggle

Kris: you’re a day late hyung

Suho: we couldn’t really drink on new years so I let them go out and celebrate tonight

Luhan: you let beagle line go alone?

Xiumin: Most of us went but some of us came home already like sensible people

Chen: HYUNGGIIEIEIEIEIJHJDBGJHSDKGKNGLNLDFNG

Kris: seriously jongdae, are you really in love with him?

Chen: I love everyone

Lay: He’s just being irritating

Kris: you with them?

Lay: No, I came back with Minseokie ages ago. We only had a couple of drinks

Xiumin: they were sober when we left

Chanyeol: we’re shober now

Suho: even your typing is slurred

Kyungsoo: what is all this texting?

Kyungsoo: are the others still out?

Suho: I don’t know. Are Jongin, Tao and Sehun with you?

Kai: I’m awake

Suho: are you with them?

Kai: who?

Suho: the beagles

Kai: oh, yeah, we’re in a taxi

Lay: all of you? Sounds squashed

Chanyeol: hahahahaha so funny

Lay: Is he being sarcastic?

Luhan: I doubt even he knows

Sehun: Tao went to the toilet. He hasn’t come back yet

Kai: you’re not in the car?

Suho: how did you not notice?

Kai: I was asleep

Xiumin: you’re awake now though, right?

Kai: Am I?

Chen: nevermind I’ll find someone like you

Xiumin: what?

Chen: I wish only the best for you too

Xiumin: is that directed at me?

Chen: you have pretty eyes

Xiumin: I know

Baekhyun: say something nice hyng. He’s needy

Kris: what kind of needy?

Sehun: eeeuuuw hyung

Kris: where’s tao?

Sehun: bathroom

Kris: still? How long has he been in there?

Sehun: 20 minutes

Kris: go and ing find him!

Suho: then get in a taxi and get home right now

Chanyeol: naughty maknaes

Suho: you should have stayed with them

Baekhyun: we thought they were in the taxi behind us

Chanyeol: seriously though Minseok, compliment Jongdae

Kai: he looks sad

Chen: I’m fine

Xiumin: You’re very pretty Jongdae. You have pretty eyes too

Chanyeol: He’s blushing

Baekhyun: he’s so happy

Kai: imma puke

Kris: was he ever normal

Xiumin: he’s just playing, don’t worry

Sehun: found Tao!

Tao: I was waiting by the door the whole time. Sehun were in the bathroom for ages

Kris: why didn’t you text anyone?

Tao: I was talking to a friend. I have friends you know

Baekhyun: The voices in your head don’t count Tao

Chanyeol: yeah and candy wasn’t there either

Chen: Minnie hyung?

Xiumin: what?

Chen: can you make me some coffee hyung? I think I’m drunk

Xiumin: yes dear

Chanyeol: you love it really

Chen: <3 <3 <3

Tao: we’re in the taxi. Be home soon

Suho: are you not drunk?

Tao: I only had a couple. Thought I should keep an eye on Sehun

Tao: I was right. He waited for me outside the bathroom for 20 minutes when it was him that actually went to the bathroom

Kris: It really is exo men vs exo kids

Luhan: lol totally

Suho: what?

Kris: well only one member of my sub group got drunk

Suho: That’s it. I’m joining M

Chanyeol: Can I be leader of exo k then?

Chanyeol: junmyeonie??

Chanyeol: hyung? Helllllooooo?

Chanyeol: … damn

AN: I can't help the XiuChen. I just can't help myself!