Chen's Revenge
Exo Text MessagesChen: Dear everyone
Chen: Please pay attention to this important announcement
Chen: Due to recent events, Baekhyun will no longer be carrying out activities as part of Exo
Kris: what? Why?
Chen: Because I have killed him
Chen: and thrown his body in the Han river
Chen: jsyk
Kyungsoo: I approve
Kyungsoo: Chanyeol next?
Suho: Jongdae, did you really have to?
Suho: Now I have to find a replacement
Xiumin: Usually I am against murder but I’ll make an exception for Baekhyun
Tao: Is this about him making Sehun send topless pics of himself to Minseok hyung pretending he was you and that you were hitting on Minseokie?
Jongdae: Indeed
Lay: What about Sehun?
Chen: Sehun is currently locked in a secure location
Chen: I’ll let him out only when he is truly repentant for his sins
Chanyeol: How come Baekhyun got killed but Sehun was only locked up?
Chen: Locked up and tortured
Kyungsoo: Much better
Kai: I thought you had a sense of humour hyung
Chen: I do
Chen: I found killing him very funny
Tao: You sound like Kyungsoo hyung
Luhan: That’s scary. I always thought Chen might be the first one to snap
Kai: It’s still a bit much. It was only Sehun’s s
Tao: Yeah, we’ve all seen each other’s s before
Kai: well especially yours, in the shower
Tao: How about yours when you walk around shirtless all the time?
Kai: I look good. Just giving you all a glimpse of what you could be
Suho: So I have to replace Sehun too?
Chen: Don’t bother. We can manage without
Xiumin: Maybe Luhan can come back and take Baekhyun’s lines
Luhan: Sorry hyung but nice try
Xiumin: Don’t call me hyung. I’m barely older than you
Luhan: Minseokie?
Xiumin: that’s more like it
Chanyeol: Jongdae, your boyfriend is flirting with his ex
Xiumin: Yah!
Chen: It’s ok, I know he loves me most
Tao: lmao
Lay: hey guys
Lay: Did he really kill baekhyun?
Suho: Of course not Yixing
Kai: Chen Chen can’t even kill spiders
Kris: He’s too small
Kris: At least too small to kidnap Sehun
Kris: Baekhyun maybe…
Chen: You’re lucky you’re not here while I’m feeling vengeful duizhang
Kris: What would you do? Step on my toes?
Tao: lol
Lay: It’s just… baekhyun isn’t answering his phone
Chanyeol: Maybe he’s busy
Lay: He always answers, even if it’s just to say he’s too busy to talk
Kai: I just texted him but he hasn’t replied
Luhan: Yeah why are him and Sehun not in this chat?
Suho: Erm, Jongdae….?
Chen: I told you
Chen: Dead
Chanyeol: Does that mean I can have his stuff?
Tao: Guys, Sehun really isn’t replying
Kris: I tried them both and nothing
Luhan: Jongdae? Seriously, what did you do?
Chen: I told you
Kyungsoo: I feel so proud right now
Kai: Hyung, stop it. Has anyone seen them?
Suho: They both went out with Jongdae earlier for bubble tea but…
Kris: What?
Suho: Only Jongdae came back
Tao: Oh ! Duizhang save me!!1!!1
Kris: Come on Chen. He already has trouble showering alone because of ghosts. Don’t make him think there’s a murderer in the house too
Chen: He lives with Kyungsoo just fine
Kai: Kyungsoo hyung hasn’t killed anyone yet
Kyungsoo: Did you really have to add the yet?
Chanyeol: Only a matter of time
Suho: Guys, they’re not dead
Tao: How do you know!? They’re not ansering!?
Tao: Please protect Candy until I get back home
Suho: They just came in
Chen: Ask them where their phones are
Lay: thank God
Kai: At least Tao will calm down now
Luhan: I knew he couldn’t kill anyone
Chanyeol: why weren’t they answering?
Suho: Apparently they have both lost their cell phones
Kris: Lost?
Luhan: Yeah right
Xiumin: Jongdae?
Chen: yes?
Xiumin: what did you do?
Chen: Well, they sent messages from my phone so….
Kai: Omg please tell us!
Chen: A few people that we know may have just received confessions from them J
Tao: omg who?
Kai: But Baekhyun has a gf, right?
Chen: That just makes it all the sweeter
Suho: They’ll kill you
Chen: They started it
Xiumin: I approve of this tbh
Luhan: Who did you send it to?
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Kris: why is he not replying?
Suho: They found out what he did. There’s a lot of shouting right now
Luhan: You aren’t going to go check on them?
Suho: You kidding? I just made hot chocolate
Baekhyun: Just for the record, Kim Jongdae is a dead man
Baekhyun: I will kill him and dump his body in the river
Chanyeol: You two have no idea how similar you are
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