Especially for exo8090 who reminded I hadn't updated this in so long and for all the other readers.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
 

Chanyeol: Happy Christmas Everyone!!!

Kai: It's not christmas yet though

Chanyeol: can't I be cheery and seasonal?

Kai: you're always cheery

Chanyeol: but not seasonal

Sehun: just save it for christmas day hyung

Chanyeol: you're all scrooges

Sehun: we're what?

Kai: did he just insult us?

Sehun: sounds like an insult

Kyungsoo: It's from A Christmas Carol

Sehun: which christmas carol?

Kyungsoo: no THE christmas carol

Kyungsoo: by charles dickens

Sehun: is he english?

Kyungsoo: yes. It's that story about a grumpy old guy who gets visited by three ghosts who show him the meaning of christmas

Kai: oh!

Kai: the muppets did a version of that!

Kyungsoo: indeed

Kyungsoo: so can we hold off the christmas stuff until christmas then?

Baekhyun: wait, wiat, wait

Baekhyun: I have something christmassy to talk about… sort of

Chen: what is it?

Baekhyun: for our Unfair preformance we should dress up as christmas stuff

Sehun: Chanyeol can be a christmas tree since he's tallest

Chen: lmao

Xiumin: for once being short pays off

Chanyeol: well you would be an elf!

Xiumin: so no on the christmas outfits. We're all agreed then? Good, bye, I'm out

Baekhyun: no we should all dress in santa outfits or something

Chen: that might be cute actually

Chanyeol: and comfy at least

Sehun: very seasonal

Kyungsoo: you want to be cute?

Chen: I'm always cute. Don't even try with me Kyungsoo

Lay: Hi guys, merry christmas!

Kyungsoo: don't start that again

Lay: I just wanted to say because I miss you all

Suho: we miss you too Yixing * hugs*

Lay: thank you

Chen: so you only start talking when Yixing turns up?

Chen: * cough* favouritism * cough*

Suho: I was reading the whole time, I'm just watchign Star Wars too so I didn't reply

Sehun: hyung you're such a super nerd

Kai: which episode?

Suho: A new Hope

Chen: which is that?

Suho: the first one

Chen: I thought that was the phantom menace

Suho: no, that's episode one, A New Hope is episode 4 but the first one released

Chen: …. oh

Chen: …. sounds….. logical

Suho: I offered to watch them with you and explain it

Chen: I've been busy, that's all

Suho: can't believe they let you do that special vogue photoshoot when you haven't even seen them

Baekhyun: maybe we should dress as Star Wars characters to perform, just for Junmyeonie

Suho: Don't even joke, I would die from excitement

Chanyeol: I call Darth Vader. I'm the tallest and I have a deep voice

Sehun: I'm tall too

Suho: Damn, he's got us there

Chen: but shouldn't Chanyeol be Yoda too?

Baekhyun: hahahahaha

Xiumin: lmao, very true

Chanyeol: I can think of a few ewoks in the group

Xiumin: Personally I think Chanyeol would make an excellent darth vader. I'll just be leaving again now

Chanyeol: I thought so

Lay: what does star wars have to do with christmas though?

Suho: Don't kill this dream for me Yixing

Chen: hey. Did you know there's a star wars christmas special?

Xiumin: oh

Baekhyun: duck and cover

Suho: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT!!!

Chen: what? Why?

Suho: IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!

Chen: but I thought you loved everything about star wars?

Chanyeol: get out while you still can Jongdae

Kai: no one likes the star wars xmas special

Suho: WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT?

Suho: Do not watch it Jongdae! Promise me!

Chen: but… why?

Suho: I will not let that be your introduction to star wars. Is it on your laptop? I'll burn it for you and rid you of it's evil

Chen: hyung, do not touch my ing laptop

Sehun: That's where he keeps all his

Baekhyun: remember when you were cute and innocent?

Sehun: no

Baekhyun: no, me neither

Lay: just promise him Jongdae

Kyungsoo: yeah it's stupid

Lay: definitely not worth losing your laptop over

Chen: I wasn't going to watch it. I just heard about it

Suho: oh thank god.

Suho: now someone please change the conversation

Baekhyun: I had another idea about stage costumes

Xiumin: it doesn't require me to be something short does it?

Baekhyun: no you can be whatever you want

Baekhyun: maybe it would be fun to dress in different costumes, like jobs and stuff

Baekhyun: I want to be a doctor

Chanyeol: oh that does sound fun

Chanyeol: like we could be chefs and pilots and nurses and stuff

Sehun: I'm not wearing a skirt

Kai: me either

Chanyeol: nurses can be guys too

Baekhyun: I thought Xiumin would look good as a pilot maybe

Xiumin: sounds cool

Baekhyun: maybe we could have a firefighter, like Jongdae or something

Chen: why me?

Baekhyun: because you're hot?

Chen: I know you're lying but I'll take it

Baekhyun: you're welcome * winks*

Xiumin: I'll agree to the santa stuff and costumes but no elves or ewoks, ok?

Baekhyun: agreed. So can we do it?

Suho: run it by the managers but I'm sure they'll agree

Baekhyun: yay. Ok I'll do it now

Baekhyun; and merry star wars christmas everybody!

Suho: BYUN BAEKHYUN!!!

Baekhyun: hahahaha!