Baekhyun: yo, yo, yo gym line, what's up?

Chen: the sky?

Baekhyun: lol, but no

Baekhyun: I think I picked up someone's headphones. I have 2 sets in my bag

Baekhyun: That's 4 buds now but I only have 2 ears

Baekhyun: you see my predicament

Chen: I see but can't help you. I have mine

Baekhyun: must by minnie's. He there?

Chen: I'm not at the dorm either. Kyungsoo wouldn't feed me so I went out for food

Chanyeol: I would have fed you. Don't you like my food?

Chen: Thought you were busy writing stuff. Didn't want to interrupt

Chanyeol: aww, you sweetie pie

Chen: eww!

Kai: I'll check on Minseok hyung for you. He's in his room.

Baekhyun: Thank you

Xiumin: you've got my headphones?

Baekhyun: yeah. I'll bring them back when I'm done here, ok?

Xiumin: ok. How did you even get them?

Baekhyun: don't know

Chen: probably because of the popcorn incident lol

Baekhyun: lmao

Xiumin: that was so ing funny

Chanyeol: what's the popcorn incident?

Xiumin: omg it was hilarious

Chen: I almost died laughing

Beakhyun: I almost peed my pants

Chen: Minseok did fall down. Well, off the bench

Baekhyun: Tthat made it even funnier!

Xiumin: I actually bruised myself doing that. It hurts

Baekhyun: lmao

Chanyeol: tell me, tell me tellme

Kai: yeah, what is it

Chen: in baekhyun's bag… lol

Xiumin: and the look on his face

Baekhyun: then that other guy coming in. !

Chen: omg he looked at us so weird

Kai: a normal occurrence for you

Kai: seriously though, what happened?

Chen: I don't know if I can explain it properly

Xiumin: you kind of had to be there

Lay: hey, what did I miss?

Lay: being in China and missing everything :(

Chen: hi Xing hyung. Miss you 2

Lay: <3

Sehun: we don't know. They won't tell us

Xiumin: hi sehunnie, though you were sleeping

Suho: No one can sleep because our phones keep beeping with messages

Baekhyun: switch them off?

Chen: that's a revolutionary idea

Suho: I did but Sehun won't until he knows the joke. Something about popcorn?

Chen: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Baekhyun: lmao I thought about it again

Kai: Minseok's laughing again

Kai: I bet it's not even that ing funny

Chanyeol: This is lame. Just tell us

Suho: yeah then me and sehun can finally go back to sleeping

Kai: asleep already? You really are a grandpa

Sehun: what does that make me? I want to sleep

Chanyeol: lazy?

Chen: grandpa's snuggle buddy

Baekhyun: so glad I left that room. I bet all sorts of weird goes on in there now

Lay: like what?

Kyungsoo: don't ask them, they'll just say they can't explain and you wouldn't get it and then everyone will be making my phone beep about how much they for having in jokes

Chen: wow, Kyungsoo

Lay: that was long

Chanyeol: Congrats Kyungiee!

Chanyeol: that was your longest message ever!

Baekhyun: * wipes tear from eye *

Sehun: holy

Kai: guys...

Suho: He's finally coming out of his shell

Kai: hyung, not you 2

Suho: sorry. Peer pressure

Kyungsoo: just tell them the popcorn thing before Sehun's head explodes

Xiumin: It wouldn't be funny if we explained it

Chanyeol: urgh, this is the tobasco sauce thing all over again.

Sehun: that didn't even happen at the gym but they won't tell us about it!

Baekhyun: it was only funny if you were there. It'll sound dumb if we explain it now

Chen: really more of a visual joke anyway

Xiumin: yeah, I don't know if we can recreate the level of redness on Baekhyun's face

Kai: ok, I'm done.

Kai: you can have you stupid little gym line

Kai: don't wanna know your jokes

Chen: I bet he's pouting now

Kyungsoo: Obviously

Kai: hyung!

Kai: I always defend you!

Kyungsoo: It's just the truth

Kai: For the record, I'm now pouting about 2 things

Suho: ok phone is going off

Suho: Sehun's too

Sehun: I hate you all. You . Wouldnt want to be in your loser gym line anyway

Chen: wouldn't have you in the gym line sehunnie

Baekhyun: you're too much of a noodle

Chanyeol: I go to the gym

Chanyeol: have you seen my guns?

Chanyeol: why do you never make up in jokes when I'm there?

Chen: we don't do it on purpose. They just happened

Baekhyun: you must be jinxed

Chanyeol: you all

Chen: you still coming to the gym tomorrow?

Chanyeol: …..

Chanyeol: …. yes

Baekhyun: good

Xiumin: just don't bring any popcorn

Chen: bahahahhahaha!!!

Baekhyun: lmao forever!!!!

Let's all enjoy Exo's hard work at the gym lately

You're welcome!