Princess Candy
Exo Text MessagesI wanted to write more Wolf School but I don't have time tonight so I did this instead.
I'm trying not to make them really flirty but sometimes it sneaks through. Sorry
Chanyeol: Tao, are you still out eating with Sehun and Kai?
Tao: Yep
Chanyeol: You need to get home soon
Tao: why?
Chanyeol: It’s about Candy
Tao: what!? Whats rong with my baby? Is she ok?? Is she hrt???
Chanyeol: She on our bedroom floor
Tao: oh thank god for that
Sehun: hyung, what did you text tao? He freaked out
Chanyeol: It was about Candy
Sehun: IS SHE OK?!
Kai: what’s going on? Tao and Sehun almost, like, hyperventilated or something
Chanyeol: It was nothing. Candy’s fine
Kai: Candy was hurt!?
Chanyeol: 1 No! She on the floor and Tao needs to little train her or something
Xiumin: Who’s floor? Our floor!?
Suho: I cleaned it up, it’s fine hyung
Xiumin: Did you disinfect everything? , I’m going to hav to clean the whole place when I get back
Suho: It’s fine hyung. Have you seen the size of her? Her poops are barely noticeable
Chanyeol: You notice when you almost step in it
Chanyeol: in bare feet
Xiumin: I’m gonna puke
Tao: she’s a puppy. What do you expect?
Xiumin: for her owner to train her
Xiumin: how did she even get into our room?
Chanyeol: baekhyun left the door open
Baekhyun: don’t blame me! I’m not used to having a puppy wandering around
Lay: You are a puppy though
Baekhyun: … you high hyung?
Lay: no, you and chen and chanyeol are the beagle line, so you’re puppies, right?
Chen: so you’re a unicorn then?
Lay: exactly
Sehun: that means you’re mythical and don’t exist
Lay: woah
Lay: am I just a figment of all your imaginations then?
Chen: He’s definitely high
Chanyeol: my imagination would come up with something weirder than you hyung
Kris: I can’t believe you guys actually let Tao have a puppy. I did warn you
Suho: Hyung!
Tao: You’re here!? You haven’t talked to us in so long
Kris: sorry, the time difference
Tao: You have to meet Candy one day.
Chen: Or if you wanna use her full name, Princess Candy Twinkle Paws Fluff n’ Fur
Tao: She’s so cute, you would love her!
Tao: Shut up Chen! Only you call her that
Chen: Actually, I call her that ‘useless excuse for a dog’ or ‘the obnoxious ball of fluff’
Sehun: you love her really. You were playing with her yesterday
Xiumin: she s in the bedrooms hyung
Luhan: wait! You guys actually lt Tao have a dog?
Luhan: Tao who can barely look after himself
Luhan: Tao?
Tao: stop picking on me and Candy
Tao: ad she only craps in chanyeol’s room cause she knows how much he
Chanyeol: did you train your dog to poop by my bed?
Kris: aren’t you glad you got out of there lulu?
Luhan: if there was a dog leaving little presents in my room every day then yeah
Xiumin: I’m not sleeping in a room that smells of dog crap. It’s unhygienic
Suho: I cleaned it, I promise
Kyungsoo: seriously, what’s going on?
Chen: you can sleep in my room Minnie-hyung ;-)
Luhan: yah, are you flirting with my minseokie?
Kyungsoo: oh not this again
Kyungsoo: you guys read too many fics
Kyungsoo: there’s no one here to do fan service for remember?
Sehun: I find it amusing
Chen: then we shall fanservice for sehunnie, our dearest maknae
Tao: dearest?
Kai: hey!
Xiumin: I seriously will stay in your room though
Chen: yes!
Chanyeol: Jongdae, I worry about you
Chen: I need affection. Leave me alone
Baekhyun: you should get a gf. They’re great
Chen: but Minseok hyung is always around
Xiumin: I feel loved
Sehun: luhan hyung?
Luhan: Yeah?
Sehun: I miss you, hyung L
Luhan: I miss you too. I miss all of you
Xiumin: Love you Luhannie. I would rather have you than the dog
Chanyeol: Yeah, I don’t remember you pooping everywhere
Luhan: Because I didn’t!
Chanyeol: see tao? Luhan is litter trained. Why isn’t your dog?
Luhan: you calling me a dog?
Lay: He’s a deer, chanyeol
Luhan: ….
Luhan: ok then
Kris: doesn’t anyone miss me?
Kris: Tao?
Tao: I replaced you with a puppy. She’s much cuter than you
Suho: I miss you hyung! Wish you could be handling this dog poop fiasco right now instead of me
Suho: You don’t wanna take any of the kids do you?
Kris: nope
Baekhyun: ! SHE DID IT AGAIN!!
Xiumin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiumin: Are you kidding me!?
Kai: she’s just a puppy. hyung
Tao: Ok, we’re on our way home
Chen: don’t worry Minnie hyung. I made the bed all nice and neat for you ;-p
Sehun: Yehet!
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