“Her name is Jessica!! She’s from Seoul…her family….her family is me because she’s my girlfriend!!” Donghae shouted.

“Mwoh?” Jessica glared at him.

“End of press conference!” Donghae shouted and grabbed Jessica and ran to his car.

“Yah!! Yah!!” Jessica screamed as he pushed her into the car and drove off.

“What?!” Donghae shouted.

“Girlfriend?!?! You said we were going to only be friends!!!” Jessica screamed.

“Well my bad!! I care about my image!!” Donghae yelled.

“And what about my life?!” Jessica cried.

“What life?!” Donghae asked.

“Mwoh?!” Jessica screamed.

“I don’t want them to think we’re like hiding things or doing stuff!! A guy and a girl can’t live together without having any relationship!!” Donghae yelled.

“But we don’t!! You selfish thing!!” Jessica shouted.

“So what?!?! You want to fight?!” Donghae asked.

“Tell it to the cameras!!!” Jessica said angrily.

“Yah!! I’m letting you stay at my house so-,” Donghae started.

“You’re not letting me!! You’re forcing me!!” Jessica sniffed.

“Hey…Are you crying?” Donghae asked.

“No…” Jessica replied.

“I’m sorry…Want a lollipop?” Donghae asked.

“No…” Jessica replied.

“Okay good because I don’t have any!” Donghae chuckled.

“Babo,” Jessica muttered.

~Home

“Go cook me some lunch,” Donghae demanded while throwing his blazer, shoes, tie, and socks around the mansion.

“Can you please learn how to clean after yourself?” Jessica muttered.

“Mwoh!?” Donghae shouted.

“What do you want to eat?” Jessica asked.

“I want cucumbers,” Donghae demanded.

“C-Cucumbers?” Jessica asked.

“Hurry up!!! I’m hungry!!” Donghae slammed his door.

“Here you go,” Jessica put the plate down in front of him.

“Let’s see,” Donghae tasted it. “Good enough,” Donghae shrugged and started eating while Jessica stood there emotionless.

“Yah, are you still mad over the conference thing? Or are you thinking about your mom?” Donghae chewed his food.

“Please don’t talk about my mom,” Jessica begged.

“My bad,” Donghae rolled his eyes. “Eat,”

“A-Aniyo,” Jessica shook her head.

“If I say eat then you eat!” Donghae shouted.

“But I-,” Jessica started.

“Eat!!” Donghae shoved the fork in front of her face. “Wait, I don’t want an indirect kiss with you so just eat your own food,” Donghae demanded.

“I told you I-,”

“Now,” Donghae glared at her.

“That was good,” Donghae said while lying on the couch. “Yah!! Get me some water!!!” Donghae shouted while watching a show.

“N-Ne!” Jessica answered.

“I love Running Man!! Best show ever!! Yoo Jaesuk, Kim Jongkook, Song Jihyo, Gary, Haha, Kwangsoo, and Suk Jin are awesome!!” Donghae laughed. “Hurry up!!!”

“I’m coming,” Jessica walked slowly to Donghae.

“There’s no water in here,” Donghae glared at her.

“M-Mwoh?” Jessica asked.

“You spilled the water?!?!” Donghae shouted.

“It’s because I’m…I’m dizzy,” Jessica said.

“Aish!! Clean it up!!” Donghae shooed her away. “Monday couple!! Yeah!!” Donghae clapped.

“Eomma…My stomach hurts,” Jessica whispered while mopping the floor. “Eomma,” Jessica tripped herself.

“Mwoh?!” Donghae shouted.

“Eomma,” Jessica said and fell on the floor.

“Yah,” Donghae walked to Jessica. “You okay?”

“I’m dizzy,” Jessica said. “My stomach hurts,” Jessica whispered.

“Mwoh?! Are you pregnant?!” Donghae yelled.

“Aniyo,” Jessica tried to stand up.

“Aish, she’s only been here for a few days and she’s causing me problems…She can’t stay in my room again!! The couch is her bed!!” Donghae said disgustingly and picked Jessica up and took her to his room.

“I don’t feel good,” Jessica shook her head.

“Are you sure you’re not pregnant?” Donghae asked.

“I’m not,” Jessica said angrily.

“Aish,” Donghae muttered when Jessica fell asleep. “Not again,” he said and went to go get a wet towel. He came back and placed it on her forehead. “She can’t be sick…I wonder what happened?” he asked himself while moving Jessica’s hair to the side.

“She is pretty,” Donghae whispered. “But there’s a lot of things that is wrong with her,” Donghae shook his head.

“Eomma…I don’t like it,” Jessica shook her head.

“I’m not your mom,” Donghae replied.

“Eomma,” Jessica held Donghae’s hand.

“What is she doing?” Donghae yanked his hand away.

“I…” Jessica stopped talking and fell asleep.

“This girl is causing me trouble!!!” Donghae said angrily and walked out of the room.

~Few Hours Later

“Yah!” Donghae shook her. “Yah!!! Does this girl ever wake up?! Yah!!” Donghae hit her with a pillow. “YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Donghae jumped on the bed. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Donghae screamed.

“What?” Jessica woke up.

“Get off my bed!!! It’s night time!! Go to the couch!!” Donghae pushed her.

“But…” Jessica started.

“You faked it right?! You pretended to be sick?!” Donghae shouted.

“Stop yelling please,” Jessica coughed.

“Mwoh?!” Donghae asked.

“Aish, I will leave,” Jessica got up weakly and started for the door.

“You better!” Donghae shouted until Jessica hit her head.

“Aish, stupid cucumbers,” Jessica shook her head.

“What?” Donghae asked.

“I’m allergic to cucumbers,” Jessica whispered.

“You’re allergic to cucumbers?” Donghae asked.

“Yes,” Jessica nodded. “But I’m okay now…”

“If you’re allergic then why did you eat it?” Donghae asked.

“Because you forced me to,” Jessica replied.

“Then why didn’t you say so?” Donghae asked.

“Because you didn’t let me answer!” Jessica replied.

“Aish,” Donghae shook his head.

“And I didn’