Phew! I feel relieved to know that Mir’s going to help me. My man problems are clouding my thoughts. Man problems? Great. Now I’ll just stop going to school and watch soap operas and Oprah and eat Ben and Jerry’s while I watch Dr. Phil, then cry myself to sleep because Minho doesn’t love me because I’ve become unattractive. Fabulous. I can picture it now. The bell for class to end rang, and everyone exited as if their had been on fire. Mir, Minho, and I were the last ones to leave the room.
From there, Minho followed me around, getting acclimated to the ways of the school. Now, it was time for lunch. Time for me to hang out with my friends. When we, yes, we as in Minho and I, got to the table. Mir, saved two seats right next to each other. While Seungho and G.O. were fed each other and Mir and Thunder talked about their noonas, it was pretty awkward between Minho and me.

Wait a minute, I’m sorry but I need to go back a bit, Seungho and G.O. feeding each other! I knew they were a couple and all but I didn’t think they were in to public displays of affection. It was kind of weird seeing them do that so lovingly. I think it’s nice, I’m not jealous, it was just strange seeing the most responsible/mature ones, acting so goo-goo gaa-gaa lovey-dovey my-brain-has-melted-ish. Crazy! Then again, they just get so cute at that age.

Like I said, I was sitting next to Minho, and in that short amount of time Minho had become quite popular with the students. People were wishing that they could sit next to him. The guys were giving me ‘you’re-so-lucky-to-be-his-friend’ looks. While the girls/gay guys were giving me ‘you-lucky--I-want-to-be-you-right-now-but-since-I-can’t-I-want- you-to-choke-on-a-razor-blade’ looks. I don’t know why, but it was all too much for me to handle. I left Minho to fend for himself, leaving him dumbfounded I escaped to the soccer fields. Sure, it was wrong but I just needed to get out of there.

When the bell for classes to start again rang, he continued his following me around like a lost puppy. I have to admit, it’s kind of nice to have a guy you like follow you around. Then all of a sudden the DBSK kingkas, came up to Minho.

“We want to talk to Minho” said Yunho.

“Okay. Talk.” I said not moving.

Minho turned to me and smiled, “It’s okay, I’ll go”, he went off to the other side of the hall with Jaejoong, Yunho, and Yoochun.

I don’t know what they were talking about, and at this moment I don’t care because I was looking at these two retarded weirdoes, Junsu and Changmin. Who was Junsu kidding? He’s so gay, it’s not even funny. RuPaul is more manly than Junsu. That scares me. Changmin is a ert freak -addict. I heard he goes into the boys’ changing rooms and well…you know… Ew.

“Is he your boyfriend now, Joonie baby?” Junsu squeaked.

“Call me that again, and I’ll take those tampons you use and shove them down your over-used throat”

“Well you know Minho’s only hanging around you until he can find someone better.”

Changmin remained silent. That’s good if he knows what’s best for him.

“Well at least I know Minho wants me, and I don’t have to beg for his attention like you do Jaejoong.”

“How dare you bring my hubby’s name in to this! It would be awful for me to have to steal Minho away from you.”

“Listen to me, you disease-infested , you won’t be taking anything from anyone. Got it? Or I’ll have to deal with you myself.”

“Ooooh, I’m so scared!”

“With good reason, you pathetic excuse for a girl.”

Junsu scoffed.

“Humph” Junsu then rolled his eyes

I won. Serves that right, not that I even really care. A few minutes passed and I was having a death stare contest with Junsu. Like before, Changmin said n