We tried to walk inconspicuously, but by the time I got there Mir was already there dressed in a huge leather trench coat, with his hands inside the coat.
“Why are you dressed like that Mir? This isn’t a drug deal! And how’d you get here so fast? Where’d you get that coat from?”

“It looks like he got it from the bargain bin at Dirt Cheap!” Junsu popped out of nowhere and said

“It’s real, genuine leather. We got the material from your mom!” Mir spat

Go Mir. That’s my baby! I feel like a proud parent.

SCORE: Mir – 1, Junsu – 0

“What?” Junsu questioned

“I just called your mom a cow, well a heifer to be precise! You dumb !”

SCORE: Mir – 2, Junsu – 0

“Go straight to hell!”

“See you there!” Mir chuckled and waved, with a disgruntled Junsu huffing then exiting

SCORE: Mir – 3, Junsu – 0

GAME OVER. We are SO hitting up his locker after Minho’s!

Once we secured the perimeter, we took out our tools to start the mission. Check me out! I’m a full-fledged spy now!

Mir put on his gloves, and shook two cans of fox pee.

“Don’t you think two cans are too much?” I asked

“I had a feeling that we might need the extra, so this one is for you to get Junsu with”

“Mir. I love you!” I hugged him tighter than ever before

“But I have an idea on how we can get him, I’ll tell you after this”

Mir sprayed the pee through the vents, careful not to get any on himself, or more importantly, me.

At first it didn’t smell then it started to smell like a rotten egg san