“Okay okay”

All that night we devised a foolproof (or as foolproof as you can get with Mir) plan, for Part 1 of Phase 3.

‘You better run, run, run, run, run , Cause there's gonna be some hell today, You better run, run, run, run, run, And that's the only thing I'm gonna say, hey, I wish I know the right from the start, that I was dancing with the dark, You better run, Devil, Run, Run, Devil, Run Run, Run Devil Devil Run Run’

~~~AT SCHOOL DURING MINHO’S GYM/P.E. PERIOD~~~

Mir and I are about initiate Phase 3: Revenge, Part 1: Underwear. Okay, that’s really long…but anyways. Right now I am at the water fountain, while Minho walks up to me and starts talking to me.

“Hey”

“Hey” I say

“Are you going to watch me play basketball?”

“Do you want me to?”

“I would really like it”

“Okay then, I will, but I have to go do something really quick first”

“Alright, thanks” He flashes that award-winning smile

I walk into the boy’s locker room and Mir is standing in there dressed in all black, holding what looks like a man purse.

“What are you wearing? This isn’t Ocean’s Eleven, or IRIS. And why are you holding a man purse? This certainly isn’t RuPaul’s Drag Race”

“Shut up you good-for-nothing waste of matter”

“Whatever.”

“Which one of these is his bag?”

“The red one”

We scurry over to the red bag with Minho’s contents. We scramble through the bag until we find ju—

“BINGO!”

“I guess I’ll hold the underwear”

You probably think we’re erts at this point, well we aren’t…okay…Mir is. What is happening right now is that I got donned royal underwear holder. It’s a highly prestigious title. Whooo! y Calvin Klein boxer briefs, that’s hot Minho, that’s hot! So now, Mir is lightly applying a little IcyHot with some non-latex gloves on the crotch of his underwear. Yup! Genius right? So after putting the gel on the underwear. We went to sit in the bleachers to watch Minho play.

“It seems like we’ve been in there a whole hour” beamed over-excited Mir

“Chillax, it was only like seven minutes”

“That’s like five hours in spy time”

Please. Shut. Up. Mir.

~~~AFTER THE GAME~~~

Hey you guys! It’s me, Mir! Yup, yup…I’m taking over the narration for Joon while he’s in the crapper. Remember, I love Thunder and I’m just narrating how I think Joon would tell you about w