“Let me be the first one to say that THAT IS GROSS!”

“Don’t worry, it won’t really get on your hands it’ll be in a can!”

“Sweet Jesus, this is an ABC, another bad creation”

“Hey! I revised this, we could be using nuggets!”

“Number one, that’s extremely disgusting! Two, you need serious psychiatric help! Three, why do you call ‘number two (poop)’…’ NUGGETS’!?!?!?!

“Number one, you don’t have any better ideas! Two, that’s mean! Three, the same reason you call it ‘number two’.”

Touché Mir. Touché.

“Continue with the plan, SuperLoser!”

“We buy some fox pee, you know, the kind in the can? And spray it through the vents of his locker! It’ll smell for about a month and he’ll never know what it was!”

“I actually kind of like that idea!”

“That is only Part 2, I found out something really interesting we could do! There is this really cool ink that is invisible until it comes in contact with heat, i.e. body heat. What we could do is, spread that ink all over the locker handle then cover it in a thin layer of petroleum jelly to make sure it doesn’t overheat and show up. That is Part 3!”

“Loving every moment of this!”

I have to give it to Mir, he didn’t pull this plan out of his like he usually does.

“I’m glad you like it!”

After the briefing on our mission, I made a few side notes to do in case of emergency. Whoa! I feel like some kind of super secret special agent.