Almost Ready
He's Just Not That Into You[CONTENTID1] ...if he's not marrying you [/CONTENTID1]
[CONTENTID2] 08 [/CONTENTID2]
[CONTENTID3] Sooyoung and Yuri, two beautiful girls. Sits in the park in their casual yet still pretty style.
“I used to think that I had never been dumped.” said Yuri
“Yeah, then we started comparing notes. Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with.” replied Sooyoung
“Every-one.” said Yuri
“Yeah.” nodded Sooyoung
“But they do it so skillfully.” said Yuri disgustingly with a “Mm-hm.” from Sooyoung a sign of agreement and Yuri added “They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea.”
Sooyoung said again “Yeah. You're sitting back and you're like: ‘Oh, yeah. This my idea. But wait a second, why am I alone?’ ”
Yuri added “ ’Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?’ They Jedi mind-trick you.”
“Yes, they do.” said Sooyoung
“So they do a soft pass.” said Yuri
“Yeah. They got little lines they like to tell you.” said Sooyoung
“Like, ‘I don't wanna stand in your way.’ “ said Yuri
Sooyoung added “Or, ‘You're perfect, it's just I have to work on myself.’ “
“Right. ‘I'm just thinking of your happiness.’ “ said Yuri with a face that want to throw up
“ ‘Oh, I don't deserve you.’ That's my favorite one.” chuckled Sooyoung
“You know the other one I like? ‘I am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you.’ Well, that could have been you.” said Yuri
“Yeah.” agreed Sooyoung
Yuri said again “That's what I was leaning towards.”
Sooyoung said finally “Yeah. And the second you hear that… Run to the store, get yourself some ribs and some ice cream, because you have been dumped.”
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