[CONTENTID1] ...if he's not marrying you [/CONTENTID1]

[CONTENTID2] 08 [/CONTENTID2]

[CONTENTID3] Sooyoung and Yuri, two beautiful girls. Sits in the park in their casual yet still pretty style.

“I used to think that I had never been dumped.” said Yuri

“Yeah, then we started comparing notes. Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with.” replied Sooyoung

“Every-one.” said Yuri

“Yeah.” nodded Sooyoung

“But they do it so skillfully.” said Yuri disgustingly with a “Mm-hm.” from Sooyoung a sign of agreement and Yuri added “They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea.”

Sooyoung said again “Yeah. You're sitting back and you're like: ‘Oh, yeah. This my idea. But wait a second, why am I alone?’ ”

Yuri added “ ’Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?’ They Jedi mind-trick you.”

“Yes, they do.” said Sooyoung

“So they do a soft pass.” said Yuri

“Yeah. They got little lines they like to tell you.” said Sooyoung

“Like, ‘I don't wanna stand in your way.’ “ said Yuri

Sooyoung added “Or, ‘You're perfect, it's just I have to work on myself.’ “

“Right. ‘I'm just thinking of your happiness.’ “ said Yuri with a face that want to throw up

“ ‘Oh, I don't deserve you.’  That's my favorite one.” chuckled Sooyoung

“You know the other one I like? ‘I am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you.’  Well, that could have been you.” said Yuri

“Yeah.” agreed Sooyoung

Yuri said again “That's what I was leaning towards.”

Sooyoung said finally “Yeah. And the second you hear that… Run to the store, get yourself some ribs and some ice cream, because you have been dumped.”

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