Dearest Shin Hye,

(Il Woo you can’t call her Dear or Dearest. Wanna die an early death?)

(Shut up Bummie, I’ll call her Dear or Dearest if I want.)

(Dude, why are you writing messages on this when you are sitting next to each other? This is the last piece of paper we have left.)

(Woo Bin, you hypocrite.)

Shin Hye noona! Hyungsik here, please ignore these imbeciles.

(How dare you, Myung Poo!)

(Cute, Bummie. Cute.)

(Call me Kim Bum. Aish.)

(Min Ho will be calling US dead if we don’t finish this, you know that right? We have like half a page left now, thanks guys.)

Anyway as I was saying, Min Ho is not happy nowadays because something is bugging him. Since letter writing seems to be the desired method of communication (Shin Hye, the postman’s overworked and asking for compensation.) (Il Woo, stop interrupting my sentence!) – we decided to use it.

Please make Min Ho go back to normal before he kills us accidentally on purpose. I don’t know why we have to suffer every time you guys fight.

(I’m sure we can apply for compensation too.)

(Woo Bin, can you take Il Woo away?)

(Look at what you did; now we are out of paper!)

Please.