[GivenchyRapGame] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:10]

[AegyoAhjumma] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:10]

[14:10] GivenchyRapGame: Ken, just the kid I was looking for! I need you!

[14:10] AegyoAhjumma: R-Ravi…

[14:11] AegyoAhjumma: You’re cheating on umma!!!

[14:11] GivenchyRapGame:

[14:11] GivenchyRapGame: Ugh.

[14:11] GivenchyRapGame: For the last time, Navi is not and never will be a thing!

[14:12] AegyoAhjumma: Aaaaw, don’t say that! Then how will I be able to dote on my wonderful son-in-law?

[14:12] GivenchyRapGame: It upsets me that you and N like to be the ‘ahjumma’ and the ‘umma’

[14:12] AegyoAhjumma: Why?

[14:13] GivenchyRapGame: Because you’re both guys!

[14:13] GivenchyRapGame: Why can’t you be ‘appa’ and ‘ahjussi’?

[14:13] AegyoAhjumma: Have you SEEN ahjussis?! They’re wrinkly and too tough and y too :(

[14:13] AegyoAhjumma: As an ahjumma, I can have soft skin, long hair, and take out good looking young men!

[14:14] GivenchyRapGame: I’m a bit confused by your priorities…

[14:14] GivenchyRapGame: Don’t you want a girlfriend? A wife? Kids?

[14:14] AegyoAhjumma: You act like being straight and taking out young men as an older lady are mutually exclusive.

[14:15] GivenchyRapGame: AREN’T THEY?!

[14:15] AegyoAhjumma: No!

[14:15] AegyoAhjumma: When I get older, I’ll act more like an old lady than a burly old man! I’ll still be adorable and cute!

[14:15] AegyoAhjumma: So it makes sense that I would want to have good looking young men around me to make me look young!

[14:16] GivenchyRapGame: You confuse and perplex me.

[14:16] AegyoAhjumma: And you’re redundant by using synonyms; what’s your point?

[14:17] GivenchyRapGame: I didn’t start this chat to talk about you! It’s about Dynasty Warriors! Help me!!!

[14:17] AegyoAhjumma: Okay, I’ll do what I can! Where are you right now?

[SierraLeone] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:17]

[14:17] SierraLeone: You two should have just opened a private message; my phone vibrated so much it fell to the floor.

[14:17] SierraLeone: Which family storyline are you playing?

[14:18] GivenchyRapGame: Wu; Hu Lao Gate!

[14:18] AegyoAhjumma: Are you on the battlefield?

[14:19] GivenchyRapGame: No; I’m in the confines of whatever ing gate I’m at.

[14:19] SierraLeone: Go to the weapons dealer and purchase the highest grade twin axes you can.

[14:20] GivenchyRapGame: Done.

[14:21] AegyoAhjumma: What seals do the axes have on them?

[14:22] GivenchyRapGame: Attack++

[14:22] SierraLeone: The ; did you grind in campaign?

[14:23] SierraLeone: Whatever; apply an Attack++ seal and a Defense++ seal; you’re going to need those.

[14:24] GivenchyRapGame: I can apply three seals to the axes.

[14:24] AegyoAhjumma: Gattdamn how do you have ++ seals already; HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING?!

[14:25] GivenchyRapGame: What is sleep?

[14:25] SierraLeone: Lord.

[14:25] AegyoAhjumma: JESUS!!! GO TO BED!!! YOU HAVE TO BE WELL-RESTED WHEN YOU COME BACK ON SATURDAY!!!

[14:26] GivenchyRapGame: NOT UNTIL I DEFEAT LU BU

[14:26] SierraLeone: Also equip a bow with ice properties.

[14:27] GivenchyRapGame: BOWS ING .

[14:27] SierraLeone: I know it feels weird to not have many melee weapons, but trust me.

[14:28] SierraLeone: Besides, you can easily change your weapons while you’re on the battlefield.

[14:28] GivenchyRapGame: Okay!

[14:29] AegyoAhjumma: Wait who are you playing as when you’re going to Hu Lao Gate?

[14:29] GivenchyRapGame: Guan Yu.

[14:30] SierraLeone: You might be ed.

[14:31] AegyoAhjumma: You might be totally ed; what’s his proficiency with the bow and the twin axes?

[14:32] GivenchyRapGame: One with two empty star slots and two with one empty star slot respectively.

[14:33] SierraLeone: Equip the strongest pike you have and equip them with Attack++ and Defense++ seals.

[14:34] GivenchyRapGame: Done.

[14:35] AegyoAhjumma: GO OUT INTO BATTLE AND KICK HIS !!!!

[14:35] GivenchyRapGame: RRRRAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!! PURSUE LU BU!!!!!!!!!!

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[14:36] AegyoAhjumma: Will he actually win, Leo-hyung?

[14:37] SierraLeone: No.

[HyukItUp] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:37]

[14:38] HyukItUp: if that wasn’t one of the nerdiest things

[14:38] SierraLeone: Shut the up.

[14:39] HyukItUp: that was like sitting in on a dungeons and dragons convention

[14:39] HyukitUp: that was like listening to twelve years olds play world of warcraft

[14:40] HyukItUp: that was like watching a let’s play for skyrim

[14:40] HyukItUp: fus-ro-dah mother er

[14:41] SierraLeone: I swear to god.

[14:41] AegyoAhjumma: Oh, Hyuk, like you’re the main one to talk when you play Starcraft for three days straight!

[14:41] AegyoAhjumma: You’ve logged so many hours in for Pokémon that you must have been battling the Elite Four in the womb!

[14:42] SierraLeone: PPPFFFTTT.

[14:42] AegyoAhjumma: You still carry around a Digivice clipped to your belt loop!

[14:43] AegyoAhjumma: And don’t even front like your shelf isn’t filled with every ing Final Fantasy ever spawned!

[14:43] AegyoAhjumma: You have your head up in Cloud’s !!!

[14:44] HyukItUp: cloud and I have a very complicated relationship so shut up

[14:45] HyukItUp: who strategizes for a ing hack’n’slash

[14:45] HyukItUp: you just kill some weak ai spawn characters

[14:46] HyukItUp: and lu bu goes down with a musou spam and some well-placed axe throws

[GivenchyRapGame] has returned to the chat. [14:47]

[14:47] GivenchyRapGame: IT’S MY WIN!

[14:47] GivenchyRapGame: I WIN!!!

[14:47] GivenchyRapGame: RAVI WINS

[14:47] GivenchyRapGame: WU WINS

[14:47] GivenchyRapGame: LU BU WINS

[14:48] GivenchyRapGame: I DID IT!!!

[14:48] HyukItUp: how’d you win ravi-hyung

[14:49] GivenchyRapGame: Musou spam and twin axe flinging, baby!!!!

[14:50] GivenchyRapGame: I’M GOING TO DRINK THE REST OF THE EGGNOG IN THE HOUSE TO CELEBRATE!!!!

[GivenchyRapGame] has logged out of the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:50]

[14:51] HyukItUp: game set

[14:51] HyukItUp: you see the whole dynasty warriors franchise is nothing but a hack’n’slash that mildly increases in difficulty the more they make games

[14:52] HyukItUp: you could basically blast through them all if you level up and spam your musou

[14:52] HyukItUp: the characters you get are already mega strong so you’re not doing any real work

[14:53] HyukItUp: in starcraft if you make one wrong move your forces are obliterated

[14:53] HyukItUp: in digimon you can’t just digivolve willy nilly unless you want to eat digidust

[14:54] HyukItUp: and yes pokemon might just be an overglorified game of rock paper scissors with extremely cute and colorful animal beasts

[14:54] HyukItUp: but there’s no ing way you’ll win if you don’t lay out your team, level them up equally, boost their stats, carefully pick out their attacks, and even revise the order in which they go out to battle

[14:55] HyukItUp: so keep your ing hack’n’slash sengoku basara

[14:56] HyukItUp: i’ll keep defending my world title as the number one pokemon master in south korea

[HyukItUp] has logged out of the chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:57]

[14:57] SierraLeone: …

[14:58] AegyoAhjumma: So, we’re murdering him when he gets back to the dorm, right?

[14:58] SierraLeone: Abso-ing-lutely.

[SierraLeone] has logged out of the chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:58]

[AegyoAhjumma] has logged out of the chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [14:58]