Leo Got Beat Up in Taekwondo

VIXX IS THE BEST!!

[TwinkleBean] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [18:23]

[SierraLeone] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [18:23]

 

[18:23] TwinkleBean: Hyung, are you alright? You looked pretty winded when you came backstage.

[18:24] SierraLeone: Just a taekwondo accident, Hongbin. I’m fine.

[18:24] TwinkleBean: What happened? * head to the right inquiringly*

[18:25] SierraLeone: Some rookie I was training with caught me off guard and got a bit aggressive.

[18:25] TwinkleBean: I’m sorry, hyung. Anything I can do for you?

[18:26] SierraLeone: No; you have to go shoot soon. Concentrate on doing a good job, alright?

[18:26] TwinkleBean: Hyung… *Teary anime eyes*

[18:29] TwinkleBean: You seem to dote on me, hyung. Why? 

[18:30] SierraLeone: Do I have any other good choices?

[18:30] TwinkleBean: Oh. Right. *Stares ahead apathetically*

[18:31] SierraLeone: But even if the others were good choices…

[18:31] TwinkleBean: So you like me. 

[18:32] SierraLeone: Hongbin.

[18:33] TwinkleBean: Sorry. I guess I’m just happy because chic poker face hyung likes me the most. :) *Smiles charmingly*

[18:33] SierraLeone:

[18:33] TwinkleBean: Did I say something? *Scratches back of neck bashfully*

[18:34] SierraLeone: No, you just reminded me of someone that I saw in taekwondo today.

 

[GivenchyRapGame] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [18:35]

[AegyoAhjumma] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [18:35]

 

[18:35] AegyoAhjumma: HONGBINNIE~! The stylist wants you in room five east wing!

[18:36] TwinkleBean: But I’m in room eight west; why does she want me all the way over there?

[18:37] GivenchyRapGame: To run off a bit more of your baby fat before we go on stage. You got ten minutes!

[18:37] TwinkleBean: Balls! 

[18:38] TwinkleBean: And if anyone here has baby fat, it’s in your forehead, Ravi-hyung! *Frowns and runs off to the east wing*

[18:39] AegyoAhjumma: AHAHAHAHA

 

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[18:40] GivenchyRapGame: Rude.

[18:40] AegyoAhjumma: He’s right though.

[18:41] SierraLeone:

[18:41] AegyoAhjumma: Leo-hyung! How are you doing?

[18:42] SierraLeone: Fine.

[18:42] GivenchyRapGame: My phone is steadily being encased in a block of ice; what’d we do?!

[18:42] SierraLeone: Nothing.

[18:43] AegyoAhjumma: Is it just because we’re not your favorite?!

[18:44] SierraLeone:

[18:45] GivenchyRapGame: WOOOW, I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL, HYUNG.

[18:45] SierraLeone: We are.

[18:46] AegyoAhjumma: Why aren’t WE your favorite?!

[18:47] SierraLeone: I don’t have any favorites.

[18:47] AegyoAhjumma: LIAR

[18:48] AegyoAhjumma: IT’S HONGBIN ISN’T IT?!

[18:48] SierraLeone:

[18:49] GivenchyRapGame: WOOOW, WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU

[18:50] AegyoAhjumma: HAS HE TAKEN TIME OUT OF HIS DAY TO DRIVE YOU TO TAEKWONDO PRACTICE

[18:51] GivenchyRapGame: HAS HE EVER STAYED UP ALL NIGHT BREWING GREEN TEA FOR YOU WHILE YOUR THROAT HURT

[18:51] AegyoAhjumma: HAS HE EVER SAT BESIDE YOU TRYING TO HARMONIZE AFTER EVERYONE ELSE WENT BACK HOME

[18:52] GivenchyRapGame: HAS HE EVER RUN OUT INTO THE COLD TO GET YOU RAMYUN FOR YOUR AMAZING RAMYUN NOODLES

[18:53] AegyoAhjumma: HAS HE EVER HELD YOUR WAIST AND LOOKED OVER THE OCEAN WITH YOU AS YOU HELD YOUR ARMS OUT AND FELT ALIVE

[18:53] GivenchyRapGame: HAS HE EVER WRITTEN YOU LETTERS FILLED WITH CONFESSIONS OF LOVE AND REGRETS FOR A YEAR

[18:54] AegyoAhjumma: HAD HE EVER FILED FOR EMANCIPATION FROM HIS PARENTS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE YOU HIS ORGANS BECAUSE HE’S A HUMAN BEING TOO

[18:55] SierraLeone: Enough.

[18:55] SierraLeone: The last three are from The Titanic, The Notebook, and My Sister’s Keeper.

[18:56] AegyoAhjumma: I thought you hated Western cinema!

[18:57] SierraLeone: I watched a few of Hongbin’s favorites.

[18:58] GivenchyRapGame: I didn’t know he was into chick flicks.

[18:58] SierraLeone: I didn’t know you two were, either.

[18:59] AegyoAhjumma:

[18:59] GivenchyRapGame:

 

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[AegyoAhjumma] has gone idle. [19:00]

 

[19:00] SierraLeone: Hm. I wonder where…

 

[HyukItUp] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [19:01]

 

[19:01] SierraLeone: .

[19:01] HyukItUp: yo leo-hyung hongbin looked really happy what’d you say

[19:02] SierraLeone: How do you figure I said anything to him?

[19:02] HyukItUp: come off it you know you’re his favorite

[19:03] SierraLeone: I am?

[19:03] HyukItUp: hongbin and i always say you’re our favorite hyung

[19:03] HyukItUp: most kids like dads the most because they let them get away with

[19:04] SierraLeone: Stop cussing.

[19:05] HyukItUp: okay daddy

[19:05] SierraLeone: Never call me that again.

[19:06] HyukItUp: did I hit a nerve

[19:06] SierraLeone: Han Sang Hyuk.

[19:07] HyukItUp: ok I’m really sorry this time hyung don’t hit me

[19:07] HyukItUp: oh wait you can’t because you got beat up by your high school sweetheart in taekwondo today didn’t you

[19:08] SierraLeone: Han. Sang Hyuk.

[19:08] HyukItUp: she sounds really pretty hyung

[19:09] HyukItUp: and with that type of power no self-respecting man would want her

[19:10] HyukItUp: she’s just my type

[19:10] SierraLeone: Han. Sang. Hyuk.

[19:11] HyukItUp: what’d she say to you before you got beat up again

[19:12] HyukItUp: ‘I’m glad that after all these years chic taek woon still likes me best’

[19:13] SierraLeone:

[19:14] HyukItUp: I’m like a fly on the wall hyung I hear everything

[19:15] HyukItUp: not like n-hyung can keep his mouth shut anyway

[19:15] HyukItUp: but it’s nothing to be embarrassed about so don’t worry

[19:16] SierraLeone: What’s your favorite thing to do, Han Sang Hyuk?

[19:17] HyukItUp: eat a heaping plate of samgyupsal

[19:18] SierraLeone: Your portion of the program has been recorded, right?

[19:19] HyukItUp: y…yeah

[19:20] SierraLeone: Then go eat dinner.

[19:21] SierraLeone: Because the next time I see you, you’re dead.

[19:22] HyukItUp: proverbial dead or literal dead

[19:22] SierraLeone: You’ll see.

 

[SierraLeone] has logged out of the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [19:22]

 

[19:23] HyukItUp: talk about digging your own grave

[19:23] HyukItUp: gah why do i even like leo-hyung again

[19:24] HyukItUp: psh it's not like he's cool or suave or has a really good voice or anything

[19:24] HyukItUp: tch what a lame-o

 

[HyukItUp] has logged out of the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [19:25]

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Vihanna96
#1
Chapter 6: This story is glorious!
WARNING!! Do not read in public!! I almost choked on my laughter XD
-Anita
#2
Chapter 6: Keo in chapter 5 is too cute for their own goods... >_< I freaking love this. <3
StrippedBanana #3
Chapter 5: the subtle Keo though //ugly sobbing 8D and yey for a christmas special hahahahahaha. Bullying N is the best thing ever and CAO CAO <3 //throws you rainbows. Happy christmas authornim ^^
phzznix
#4
Chapter 5: Ok, Hyuk is officially my FAVORITE character in this!
"Why would anyone do that we get to be away from you for a day that noise"
Classic. Just classic. XD
SherryPark
#5
Chapter 5: funny : D ..poor N oppa..his bro is nuts ! Hahaha..happy christmas btw : )
StrippedBanana #6
Chapter 3: I LOVE DUCKS! fvk... //bricking that first chapter while commenting on the last one I read because, I don't give a flying fvk and I'm done with my life// Bless your soul for writing this while I scare the sh*t out of my neighbors at ungodly hours. Peace~ Please do a Christmas special HAHA
Sweet_ArmyStarlight
#7
Chapter 3: Lmao, a random throw of Kris' fashion >.< I love it.
I wonder what the next chapter will hold haha <3
MusicLover14
#8
Chapter 3: Just read all three chapters and I'm inconsolable from
All of the laughter. I can't.
Sweet_ArmyStarlight
#9
Chapter 2: Lmao, I love this <3 I've sitting here laughing to myself as I went through the story. Keep up the good work.
iwantmykendy
#10
Chapter 2: That's truly hilarious, okay. You should definitely write more. It's nonsense but it somehow makes so much sense too :))