Leo Got Beat Up in Taekwondo
VIXX IS THE BEST!![TwinkleBean] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [18:23]
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[18:23] TwinkleBean: Hyung, are you alright? You looked pretty winded when you came backstage.
[18:24] SierraLeone: Just a taekwondo accident, Hongbin. I’m fine.
[18:24] TwinkleBean: What happened? * head to the right inquiringly*
[18:25] SierraLeone: Some rookie I was training with caught me off guard and got a bit aggressive.
[18:25] TwinkleBean: I’m sorry, hyung. Anything I can do for you?
[18:26] SierraLeone: No; you have to go shoot soon. Concentrate on doing a good job, alright?
[18:26] TwinkleBean: Hyung… *Teary anime eyes*
[18:29] TwinkleBean: You seem to dote on me, hyung. Why?
[18:30] SierraLeone: Do I have any other good choices?
[18:30] TwinkleBean: Oh. Right. *Stares ahead apathetically*
[18:31] SierraLeone: But even if the others were good choices…
[18:31] TwinkleBean: So you like me.
[18:32] SierraLeone: Hongbin.
[18:33] TwinkleBean: Sorry. I guess I’m just happy because chic poker face hyung likes me the most. :) *Smiles charmingly*
[18:33] SierraLeone:
[18:33] TwinkleBean: Did I say something? *Scratches back of neck bashfully*
[18:34] SierraLeone: No, you just reminded me of someone that I saw in taekwondo today.
[GivenchyRapGame] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [18:35]
[AegyoAhjumma] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [18:35]
[18:35] AegyoAhjumma: HONGBINNIE~! The stylist wants you in room five east wing!
[18:36] TwinkleBean: But I’m in room eight west; why does she want me all the way over there?
[18:37] GivenchyRapGame: To run off a bit more of your baby fat before we go on stage. You got ten minutes!
[18:37] TwinkleBean: Balls!
[18:38] TwinkleBean: And if anyone here has baby fat, it’s in your forehead, Ravi-hyung! *Frowns and runs off to the east wing*
[18:39] AegyoAhjumma: AHAHAHAHA
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[18:40] GivenchyRapGame: Rude.
[18:40] AegyoAhjumma: He’s right though.
[18:41] SierraLeone:
[18:41] AegyoAhjumma: Leo-hyung! How are you doing?
[18:42] SierraLeone: Fine.
[18:42] GivenchyRapGame: My phone is steadily being encased in a block of ice; what’d we do?!
[18:42] SierraLeone: Nothing.
[18:43] AegyoAhjumma: Is it just because we’re not your favorite?!
[18:44] SierraLeone:
[18:45] GivenchyRapGame: WOOOW, I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL, HYUNG.
[18:45] SierraLeone: We are.
[18:46] AegyoAhjumma: Why aren’t WE your favorite?!
[18:47] SierraLeone: I don’t have any favorites.
[18:47] AegyoAhjumma: LIAR
[18:48] AegyoAhjumma: IT’S HONGBIN ISN’T IT?!
[18:48] SierraLeone:
[18:49] GivenchyRapGame: WOOOW, WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU
[18:50] AegyoAhjumma: HAS HE TAKEN TIME OUT OF HIS DAY TO DRIVE YOU TO TAEKWONDO PRACTICE
[18:51] GivenchyRapGame: HAS HE EVER STAYED UP ALL NIGHT BREWING GREEN TEA FOR YOU WHILE YOUR THROAT HURT
[18:51] AegyoAhjumma: HAS HE EVER SAT BESIDE YOU TRYING TO HARMONIZE AFTER EVERYONE ELSE WENT BACK HOME
[18:52] GivenchyRapGame: HAS HE EVER RUN OUT INTO THE COLD TO GET YOU RAMYUN FOR YOUR AMAZING RAMYUN NOODLES
[18:53] AegyoAhjumma: HAS HE EVER HELD YOUR WAIST AND LOOKED OVER THE OCEAN WITH YOU AS YOU HELD YOUR ARMS OUT AND FELT ALIVE
[18:53] GivenchyRapGame: HAS HE EVER WRITTEN YOU LETTERS FILLED WITH CONFESSIONS OF LOVE AND REGRETS FOR A YEAR
[18:54] AegyoAhjumma: HAD HE EVER FILED FOR EMANCIPATION FROM HIS PARENTS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE YOU HIS ORGANS BECAUSE HE’S A HUMAN BEING TOO
[18:55] SierraLeone: Enough.
[18:55] SierraLeone: The last three are from The Titanic, The Notebook, and My Sister’s Keeper.
[18:56] AegyoAhjumma: I thought you hated Western cinema!
[18:57] SierraLeone: I watched a few of Hongbin’s favorites.
[18:58] GivenchyRapGame: I didn’t know he was into chick flicks.
[18:58] SierraLeone: I didn’t know you two were, either.
[18:59] AegyoAhjumma:
[18:59] GivenchyRapGame:
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[19:00] SierraLeone: Hm. I wonder where…
[HyukItUp] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [19:01]
[19:01] SierraLeone: .
[19:01] HyukItUp: yo leo-hyung hongbin looked really happy what’d you say
[19:02] SierraLeone: How do you figure I said anything to him?
[19:02] HyukItUp: come off it you know you’re his favorite
[19:03] SierraLeone: I am?
[19:03] HyukItUp: hongbin and i always say you’re our favorite hyung
[19:03] HyukItUp: most kids like dads the most because they let them get away with
[19:04] SierraLeone: Stop cussing.
[19:05] HyukItUp: okay daddy
[19:05] SierraLeone: Never call me that again.
[19:06] HyukItUp: did I hit a nerve
[19:06] SierraLeone: Han Sang Hyuk.
[19:07] HyukItUp: ok I’m really sorry this time hyung don’t hit me
[19:07] HyukItUp: oh wait you can’t because you got beat up by your high school sweetheart in taekwondo today didn’t you
[19:08] SierraLeone: Han. Sang Hyuk.
[19:08] HyukItUp: she sounds really pretty hyung
[19:09] HyukItUp: and with that type of power no self-respecting man would want her
[19:10] HyukItUp: she’s just my type
[19:10] SierraLeone: Han. Sang. Hyuk.
[19:11] HyukItUp: what’d she say to you before you got beat up again
[19:12] HyukItUp: ‘I’m glad that after all these years chic taek woon still likes me best’
[19:13] SierraLeone:
[19:14] HyukItUp: I’m like a fly on the wall hyung I hear everything
[19:15] HyukItUp: not like n-hyung can keep his mouth shut anyway
[19:15] HyukItUp: but it’s nothing to be embarrassed about so don’t worry
[19:16] SierraLeone: What’s your favorite thing to do, Han Sang Hyuk?
[19:17] HyukItUp: eat a heaping plate of samgyupsal
[19:18] SierraLeone: Your portion of the program has been recorded, right?
[19:19] HyukItUp: y…yeah
[19:20] SierraLeone: Then go eat dinner.
[19:21] SierraLeone: Because the next time I see you, you’re dead.
[19:22] HyukItUp: proverbial dead or literal dead
[19:22] SierraLeone: You’ll see.
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[19:23] HyukItUp: talk about digging your own grave
[19:23] HyukItUp: gah why do i even like leo-hyung again
[19:24] HyukItUp: psh it's not like he's cool or suave or has a really good voice or anything
[19:24] HyukItUp: tch what a lame-o
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