[HyukItUp] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [00:00]

[00:00] HyukItUp: i just got home hyungs merry christmas!!!!

[MammaYeon] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [00:01]

[TwinkleBean] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [00:01]

[AegyoAhjumma] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [00:02]

[GivenchyRapGame] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [00:02]

[SierraLeone] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [00:02]

[00:02] SierraLeone: Merry Christmas.

[00:03] MammaYeon: Did you have a good trip, Hyuk?

[00:03] HyukItUp: yeah i actually got to take a nap without you nagging in my ear

[00:03] MammaYeon: HEY!!!

[00:04] TwinkleBean: How’s everyone’s family? *Smiles and puts on a Santa hat*

[00:04] AegyoAhjumma: MY BABY COUSIN IS ADORABLE

[00:05] GivenchyRapGame: MY SISTER’S BOYFRIEND IS KICKASS HE GOT ME DYNASTY WARRIORS 7

[00:05] AegyoAhjumma: OH THE ONE WITH UM UM UM

[00:06] GivenchyRapGame: I’M PLAYING AS CAO CAO RIGHT NOW

[00:06] AegyoAhjumma: RUN AWAY FROM LU BU RUN AWAAAAAAY

[00:07] GivenchyRapGame: YOU DON’T FIGHT HIM?!

[00:07] SierraLeone: He eventually gets tired of chasing you and withdraws. He insta-kills you otherwise.

[00:07] GivenchyRapGame: I DIDN’T KNOW OH GOD

[00:07] GivenchyRapGame: HE’S GLOWING RED WHAT THE

[00:08] TwinkleBean: How are you typing and playing at the same time? *Stares at Ravi-hyung skeptically*

[00:08] GivenchyRapGame: I’M USING THE SPEECH FUNCTION ON MY PHONE

[00:08] GivenchyRapGame: OH

[00:09] HyukItUp: did you die

[00:09] TwinkleBean: You died?

[00:10] GivenchyRapGame: FFFF BALLISTIC ASSAULT WASTED ME

[00:10] MammaYeon: Sorry that you lost, Ravi :(

[00:11] GivenchyRapGame: …it’s fine.

[00:12] MammaYeon: You should come visit me :(

[00:13] HyukItUp: why would anyone do that we get to be away from you for a day that noise

[00:13] MammaYeon: YAH!!! HAN SANG HYUK!!!

[00:13] HyukItUp: as long as i can’t hear your voice when you yell that i’m good

[00:14] MammaYeon: You hate me!

[00:14] HyukItUp: i hate your mannerisms

[00:15] SierraLeone: Now you see what I’ve had to deal with for years.

[00:15] MammaYeon: YAH!!! JUNG TAEK WOON!!!

[00:16] SierraLeone: Don’t type my name so easily.

[00:17] TwinkleBean: I’ll come visit you, N-hyung. *Smiles and looks down at feet* My sisters were too busy to come for Christmas this year, so I stayed with manager this holiday.

[00:19] MammaYeon: Aaaw, Hong Bin!! Come visit N-umma so that you’ll be the maknae!

[00:20] SierraLeone: Let me guess; you’re getting teased again?

[00:21] MammaYeon: My brother and sister don’t believe me when I say I’m the oldest in the group! My brother is 15 years older than me and still gave me a wedgie! He’s almost forty!

[00:22] AegyoAhjumma: LMFAO

[00:22] GivenchyRapGame: ROFLMAO

[00:23] HyukItUp: someone has to put you back in your place or else we’ll be forever underneath n-umma’s foot

[00:23] MammaYeon: MY PLACE?!?!? YOU LITTLE BRAT!!

[00:23] TwinkleBean: Oh, N-hyung, before I forget. I met a fan on the street today who asked about you. *Tauntingly holds up a sealed letter*

[00:24] MammaYeon: What?

[00:24] MammaYeon: About ME?! WHAT’D THEY ASK?!?! TELL ME!!!!!

[00:25] TwinkleBean: They asked if you were enjoying your holiday with daddy Seo In Guk and brother Kim Soo Hyun.

[00:26] SierraLeone: PFFTT.

[00:27] MammaYeon:

[00:28] AegyoAhjumma: AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT!!

[00:29] MammaYeon:

[00:29] GivenchyRapGame: ing Lu Bu

[00:29] HyukItUp: omg that fan deserves all the yes

[00:30] TwinkleBean: I mean, you two do look alike.

[00:31] TwinkleBean shared three photos:

[00:32] SierraLeone: PFFFFTTT.

[00:33] HyukItUp: leo-hyung I imagine you just biting your lower lip and blowing air out in a really bored way with this bland look on your face when you type that with a period at the end

[00:34] AegyoAhjumma: #DEAD

[00:34] GivenchyRapGame: EGGNOG IS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE

[00:35] SierraLeone: Hyuk, you’re dead when you get back.

[00:36] MammaYeon:

[00:36] HyukItUp: you know you’ve threatened to kill me so many times yet I’m still alive leo-hyung how do you explain that

[00:36] AegyoAhjumma: N-hyung looks more like Kim Soo Hyun-hyung

[00:37] AegyoAhjumma shared a photo:

[00:37] AegyoAhjumma: See?

[00:38] HyukItUp: they especially look alike when kim soo hyun-hyung has this hairstyle

[00:38] HyukItUp shared a photo:

[00:39] HyukItUp: see they’re twins

[00:40] TwinkleBean: Kim Soo Hyun-hyung is more handsome and a way better actor in my opinion

[00:41] MammaYeon: You’re uninvited, Hong Bin. I expected better from my favorite son.

[00:41] MammaYeon: This is bull; why am I getting bullied?!

[00:41] TwinkleBean: Aaaw. *Pouts and draws shapes in the snow with a gloved finger*

[00:42] MammaYeon: And just by the way Park Hyo Shin will never like you or your singing.

[00:42] TwinkleBean: *Eyes glisten with unshed tears* WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT?! I HATE YOU!!!

[00:43] SierraLeone: Heh.

[00:43] AegyoAhjumma: Let’s play a game to diffuse the atmosphere! Whose birthday is the closest to Christmas?!

[00:43] SierraLeone: Mine.

[00:44] AegyoAhjumma: You’re no fun; whose birthday is the next closest to Christmas?

[00:44] TwinkleBean: Mine! *Smiles and jumps up and down*

[00:45] AegyoAhjumma: Okay, so you know how you do that thing like you’re RPing, right?

[00:45] TwinkleBean: Yeah…

[00:46] AegyoAhjumma: LET’S ALL RP LIKE BINNIE!!! #RPLikeBinnie

[00:47] SierraLeone: *Burns the dorms to the ground*

[00:48] AegyoAhjumma: That’s the spirit!...just be less violent about it.

[00:48] SierraLeone:

[00:49] SierraLeone: *Burns N to the ground*

[00:50] MammaYeon: JUNG TAEK WOON!!! *Puts hands to face and starts sobbing dramatically* WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!?!

[00:51] SierraLeone: *Stares ahead apathetically* I don't hate you.

[00:52] HyukItUp: *rubs the back of neck* leo-hyung is really good at this

[00:52] GivenchyRapGame: *Drinks eggnog out of a fancy porcelain snowflake mug imported from China* That’s because he can type out all the violent things he wants to do to us without getting in trouble for it.

[00:53] AegyoAhjumma: *Puts hands to cheeks and gapes at Leo-hyung* Leo-hyung, is this true?!

[00:54] SierraLeone: *Gives Ken an atomic wedgie*

[00:55] AegyoAhjumma: *Squeals and literally s self*

[00:56] GivenchyRapGame: *Spits out eggnog and falls backwards in hysterics*

[00:56] TwinkleBean: *Wonders why his hyungs are so active all of a sudden*

[00:57] MammaYeon: *Watches on in stunned appall, having flashbacks of just an hour ago when he received an atomic wedgie from his brother who is almost forty but still acts like a manchild*

[00:57] HyukItUp: *laughs hysterically and thinks that this is the best idea ken-hyung has had since ever*

[00:57] HyukItUp: wait what do you mean how do you usually see us hongbin

[00:58] TwinkleBean: Well… *Scratches cheek while looking up* I usually imagine all of you just sitting and talking at a table, not doing anything at all.

[00:59] HyukItUp: i always think we’re in our dorms and then i just add physical actions in my head like when ken-hyung and ravi-hyung are talking in caps I imagine them spazzing out on the floor or something

[01:00] TwinkleBean: That actually makes a bit of sense. *Eyes widen slightly*

[01:00] MammaYeon: Why is everyone against me today?! *Dramatically throws self against the floor* WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[01:01] SierraLeone: Live.

[01:01] HyukItUp: and you don’t have to type ‘dramatic/dramatically’ anymore; everything you do is over the top and unwarranted so it’s a given that it’s all dramatic

[01:02] SierraLeone: *Smirks and pats Hyuk on the head*

[01:03] MammaYeon: *ING SOBS*

[01:04] TwinkleBean: It’ll be okay, N-hyung. *Bends down to N-hyung’s eye level* I still love you.

[01:04] MammaYeon: *Stares at Hong Bin with sparkly anime eyes* REALLY?! OH, MY FAVORITE BELOVED SON! *Goes in for a bear hug*

[01:05] AegyoAhjumma: Lmfao @ sparkly anime eyes.

[01:05] GivenchyRapGame: *Sits beside Ken with a bowl of freshly popped popcorn and patiently waits*

[01:06] TwinkleBean: Or… *Twists out of the way and lets N-hyung fall on his face* I would still love you if you didn’t say Park Hyo Shin-hyung would never love me. BTW he texted me Merry Christmas, so… *Blows raspberry*

[01:07] GivenchyRapGame: GAME SET. *Claps slowly* Slow clap for Hong Bin; learning how to shade effectively.

[01:08] AegyoAhjumma: Don’t call it a comeback! *Takes a handful of popcorn and shoves it in mouth*

[01:08] HyukItUp: who got the most christmas wishes hongbin since you’re with all the fan letters

[01:09] TwinkleBean: *Holds up a large burlap sack of fan letters* manager and I haven’t gotten through all of them yet, but there’s a lot of letters from England, France, Spain, Argentina, and America, of course. A lot of letters are wishing all of us a Merry Christmas. For individual members, Leo-hyung has the most Merry Christmases.

[01:10] AegyoAhjumma: *Spits out popcorn* BULL!!!!

[01:10] GivenchyRapGame: *Spits out eggnog* HOW IS LEO-HYUNG STILL SO POPULAR?!

[01:11] HyukItUp: with his individual technique like beckham his strong left leg like carlos and his good sense like ronaldo why wouldn’t he be popular

[01:13] GivenchyRapGame: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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[01:14] AegyoAhjumma: I’M PISSING

[01:14] TwinkleBean: *Hides grin behind sleeve and ends up laughing anyway*

[01:15] SierraLeone: Hyuk, what did you ask for this Christmas?

[01:16] HyukItUp: a nicer leo-hyung why

[01:17] SierraLeone: Lucky you; you’re getting your Christmas wish.

[01:17] SierraLeone: I’ll leave your dead carcass in an easy-to-find place.

[01:18] HyukItUp: oh look at that it’s time for me to open my presents

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[01:20] SierraLeone: Little hole.

[01:21] TwinkleBean: You’re so hard on him, hyung! Haha, but it’s funny though! *Stands by Leo-hyung’s side and smiles charmingly*

[01:21] SierraLeone: *Looks away from Hong Bin with cheeks made red by the blisteringly cold wind outside*

[01:22] MammaYeon: Help.

[01:22] AegyoAhjumma: I was starting to worry about you, hyung! Where were you?

[01:23] MammaYeon: I didn’t mean it. I DIDN’T MEAN IT GOD I DIDN’T MEAN IT I DIDN’T MEAN IT HEL msk,df.ma

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[01:25] HyukItUp: is leo-hyung gone yet

[01:25] SierraLeone: No.

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[01:27] GivenchyRapGame: Thanks a lot, maknae, I had to change my shirt because you made me spit eggnog all over myself!

[01:28] HyukItUp: lmfao you’re welcome

[BigBroHakSeo] has logged into the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [01:30]

[01:30] HyukItUp: oh

[01:30] BigBroHakSeo: Hey guys.

[01:30] BigBroHakSeo: This is Hak Yeon’s older brother, Hak Seo.

[01:31] BigBroHakSeo: I understand he’s been acting like the big guy in the group just because he’s the oldest out of all of you.

[01:31] BigBroHakSeo: Don’t you worry.

[01:32] BigBroHakSeo: He’s about to get a wedgie the likes of which he’s never experienced before.

[01:32] BigBroHakSeo: He’ll have a ruptured and will be tasting Fruit of the Loom briefs on the back of his throat for weeks to come when he returns after Christmas.

[01:33] SierraLeone: What did he do?

[01:33] MammaYeon: He touched my food.

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[MammaYeon] has logged out of the group chat: VIXX IS THE BEST!! [01:34]

[01:34] TwinkleBean: He’s scarier than Leo-hyung… *Shivers involuntarily*

[01:34] HyukItUp: #helpmeidied #hakseohyungdidit #someonecallthehearse #goingtobed #toolatetodealwiththis #bye

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[01:35] GivenchyRapGame: #DEAD #LmfaoDidNotKnowMaknaeKnewWhatAHearseWas

[01:35] SierraLeone: #StopUsingHashtags #GoGetKilledByLuBu

[01:36] AegyoAhjumma: #ButYouAreUsingThemTooLeoHyung #TheyAreFun #HashtagLife

[01:37] SierraLeone: #IWillTurnThisHolyNight #IntoARedDawn #TryMe

[01:38] AegyoAhjumma: *Starts loudly singing ‘Holy Night’*

[01:39] TwinkleBean: I’m going to bed; I’m falling asleep in my chair here. Plus I have a headache from laughing too hard at Hak Seo-hyung. Good night!

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[01:40] GivenchyRapGame: I’m gone too; I’m going to ing slaughter Lu Bu.

[01:41] AegyoAhjumma: NOOOO! RUN AWAAAAAY!!

[01:41] GivenchyRapGame: I AM STRONG!! I AM FIERCE!! I! AM! CAO CAAAOOO!!!!!

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[01:43] SierraLeone: Finally, they’re gone.

[01:44] SierraLeone: Ken, did you open all of your presents?

[01:45] AegyoAhjumma: No; there’s one from you and I think it’s a bomb or a spring loaded long sword so I didn’t open it.

[01:46] SierraLeone: Open it.

[01:46] SierraLeone: I’ll wait.

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[02:03] AegyoAhjumma: oH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[02:03] AegyoAhjumma: HYUNG YOU DIDN’T

[02:04] AegyoAhjumma shared a photo:

[02:05] SierraLeone: I knew you would like it. Merry Christmas.

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[02:06] AegyoAhjumma: Hyung…

[02:08] AegyoAhjumma: B-best…Christmas…ever…

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