"Um.....excuse me?" Heechul asked a man eating a chicken drumstick.

"Yess?" The man, Onew said.

"Do you know where the way out of this forest is?" Heechul asked.

"Yeah, I do know. It's over there, there, there, there, there and there." Onew said pointing to various areas with his chicken.

"Uh...thanks then." Heechul said went to one of the places Onew pointed.

"WAIT!" Onew said placing a greasy hand on Heechul's arm.

"ERMAHGERD! YOU DID NOT JUST TOUCH ME WITH THOSE GREASY FINGERS!" Heechul yelled, making birds fly out the trees.

"Sorry miss-"

"SORRY DOESN'T HELP ANYTHING! NOW GIVE ME THAT JACKET!" Heechul screeched at Onew while pointed at his jacket.

"Shisus. Rude much?" Onew said giving Heechul his jacket. Heechul ignored his comment and wetted his jacket with the water from the river next to Onew's house. (Since when was that there?)

"What are you doing with my jacket?" Onew asked, cocking an eyebrow. Heechul ignored him (AGAIN) and wiped his precious arm with the wet jacket to get rid of the chicken grease.

"Thank you. I'll be going now." Heechul tossed back the jacket at Onew and left. But not before he takes Onew's KFC chicken bucket and threw it into the river.

"NO MY BABIES!" Onew yelled and sat near the river, crying his eyes out. Heechul rolled his fabulous diva eyes and continued walking.