[Previously ...]

Standing perfectly still, Tammy’s stiffening frame only reached for a spray bottle of bleach from a cabinet and began to clean up the two droplets of the mystery substance.

Later that evening, Tammy made her way back to the Karaoke bar in another fit of fury.  She barged in to find only Jaejoong at the front desk, reading a book.

T:  Hey Jaejoong, have you seen … Is that 50 Shades of Grey?!

She asked with a hint of concern in her voice.

JJ:  Yep, the translated and paperback edition.  Why?  (He asked nonchalantly).

T:  Uh, um.  Nothing I just never took you as the type to be reading a novels meant for women.

JJ:  Hey, no one ever said it was meant for women, I mean sure the main character is a woman but … Hah, it’s all just subjective.  And besides how else can I get my kicks around here without getting sued by the MOGEF or KISCOM or whatever new parent’s group is out there?  (He asked defensively).

T:  Okay, chill.  I wasn’t insinuating anything.  I was just wondering if you’ve seen Yoochun.

JJ:  What’d the idiot do now?  (He asked already sensing trouble).

T:  Nothing you need to know, so is he here?

JJ:  Aish, I got this.

Suddenly Jaejoong taps the intercom’s microphone.

    *Vauuuuuuum*  Yo, paging Mr. Jerk-off, at the front desk.  Paging Mr. Jerk-off.  Park Yoochun of Hanyang University, ma …

Suddenly a fuming Yoochun comes out of one of the karaoke rooms and slams the door with an annoyed grunt.

YC:  Dammit Jae!

JJ:  *Turns to face Tammy*  You’re welcome.  (Continues to read his novel).

YC:  Jae I swear that you’re the reason why I can’t get laid anymore!  (He boomed).

T:  Really?  I thought it was because you were such a man-?

Tammy’s comment left Jaejoong and Yoochun speechless.  Clearly she felt like killing him tonight.

JJ:  *Sets his novel on the desk*  Okay you two.  As much as I think sells in the music industry.  I’m gonna have to ask you two to take this into the ‘quiet room.’

He urges them as he moves to open a door behind the desk that lead to a room that was red and cozy.

YC:  Oh jeez, not the quiet room.  (He complains).  God knows what went on behind that closed door.

JJ:  Tough.  You’re disturbing my customers.  Now in you go.

T//YC:  Hey!

And with that Jaejoong shoved them both into the cozy room.  Silence fell upon the room as soon as the door was closed, seeing that it was a soundproof room.

T:  Well I guess this is the ‘quiet room’ right?

Tammy was about to take a seat on the small loveseat couch until Yoochun stopped her.

YC:  I wouldn’t do that if I were you.  (He warned).

Tammy only looked at Yoochun with an annoyed expression leaving Yoochun to explain.

YC:  See there’s a reason why this room is sound proof and cozy.  I honestly would never sit on that couch even if you paid me a million dollars if you catch my drift.

T:  *Disgusted frown*  Gross.

YC:  Yeah well that’s Jae and Junsu for ya.  Two of ‘em get more game than I could dream of during the semester.

T:  You’re all sick.  (She commented dryly).

YC:  Noted.  Now why am I a “man-” again?

He asked as he folded his arms.  Tammy huffed and did the same as both awkwardly stood in the middle of the dimly light room.

T:  Because you do stupid things only a would think about.  (She accused).

YC:  Hey besides that first meeting which I admit was my fault.  I have done nothing to offend you.

T:  Oh yeah?  What did you do with my underwear you !  (She shrieked).

YC:  I, wait, WAH?  (He asked in confusion).

T:  Oh don’t try to deny it.  It’s the red V-string …

Suddenly Tammy became flustered thinking back at what Yoochun was doing while in her bathroom.

T:  Why i-is it so damn dark in here?  Can’t you turn on another light or something?  (She tensely asked).

YC:  Uhm, hold on there’s a button over here.

He nervously fumbled for the light switch as he wondered if Tammy had figured out what he was doing in her bathroom earlier.

*Flip*

As soon as Yoochun flipped the switch a miniature disco ball descended from the ceiling illuminating the space into a groovy mood.  As well as turning on a TV in the room that showed graphic ography of a couple doing it while Tom Jones’s “ Bomb” played in the background.  Soon a not so amused Tammy stared at a surprised Yoochun.

TV:  Ahh yes!   me to the Moon!  Ahhh … Harder!  Yes, Yes!!

~Aw, aw baby, yeah, ooh yeah, huh, listen to this … bomb bomb you're a bomb, You can give it to me when I need to come along~

YC:  0_0

T:  -_-

YC:  Heh.  *Nervous smile*  I swear I had no idea  …

T:  *Rolls eyes*

Soon Tammy barged out of the room startling Jaejoong who was trying to hide his semi-hard on behind the desk.

JJ:  H-hey.  Did it go well?

Tammy only stomped furiously towards the exit.

JJ:  Is Yoochun still alive at least?  (He yelled as she left).

Jaejoong then turns to see a pale Yoochun exit from the vibrant red room.

YC:  … I the switch.

JJ:  Oh, bad move man.

YC:  Why didn’t you warn me?!

JJ:  *Shrug*  I forgot.

Yoochun made a long loud exhausted groan as his dragged his hands over his entire face.

JJ:  Man there’s gotta be a God up there.  And I’m sure he’s laughin his off at you as much as I am!  (He laughed).

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ShyRainbowScarf: *Face palm*   Oh Yoochun.  Please remember to comment!

Darkart:  JJ is so mean!  *rubs palms together* I like it! Muahahaha... *cough* No but seriously, I almost died laughing.  My poor tummy.  *Lightbulb*  JJ is a GENIUS! I need my own intercom!