Boy Meets Grill

Chef Shenanigans
✻ chapter five
Boy Meets Grill
 

As the clock struck seven in the evening, all of hell broke out. The kitchen began to speed up 100-fold as the chefs began preparing the same dishes, as Joonmyeon had selected, over and over and over again. The servers by the names of Victoria, Kibum, and Minho came half past six to get ready for tonight's fully-packed restaurant. As always, Joonmyeon was the one to greet people at the door. It would usually be the hostess or the owner of the restaurant, but everyone agreed that Joonmyeon had the best face for the job. With his charming smile and warm-gentle look, he was a welcoming person to anyone on the street.

"Good evening, ma'm," Joonmyeon greeted as he bowed and shook the party host's hand. 

She smiled warmly and returned the bow. "Evening, Joonmyeon. It's a pleasure to come back to the Douze Bistro." She takes Joonmyeon by the arm and walks her into the fully decorated restaurant as her party follows her behind. Joonmyeon gestures her to her table and pulls the seat out for the young lady. She bows and takes her seat. Joonmyeon proceeds to pull out every table for the other eight girls in the party. "I'm not sure if the other girls are coming tonight, so I just brought my eight." Joonmyeon nodded.

It was a typical Saturday evening. Kim Taeyeon, a fellow CEO companion of Kris, always ate at the Douze Bistro with her eight friends; Soonkyu, Sooyoung, Hyoyeon, Sooyeon— who goes by Jessica, Miyoung— who goes by Tiffany, Yuri, Yoona, and Joohyun— who goes by Seohyun. All of them befriended Kris while they were all in business school. None of them took the job as a CEO of a restaurant though. Instead, they were CEOs of financial services, information technology, energy, health care, retail, and telecommunication. Although said industries were more successful than Kris' chosen path, Kris still managed to top them all performance and salary wise. (Something Kris would brag about if he was like Jongdae, which in this case of having close female friends, he would not.)

"Are you ladies settled in and everything?" Joonmyeon asked as he finished placing a napkin on Joohyun's lap.

They all looked up at him and smiled. They couldn't help BUT smile when they were talking to such an angelic being. "Everything's great." Miyoung beamed. "What are we having for dinner today?"

"Yeah, I'm starving!" Sooyoung groans as her stomach rumbles. 

"Yah!" Hyoyeon lightly hit her taller friend. "You ate two hours ago, how are you possibly hungry?"

"Where do you even store the food??" Sookyu adds, poking Sooyoung's stomach. "It's like a black hole in there."

"I wish my stomach was like that," Yoona sighed. "I'll never have a figure like Sooyoung's.

"But you're beautiful just the way you are," Joonmyeon commented as he laid a hand on Yoona's shoulder. All the girls looked up at the scene, in awe and in jealousy. Joonmyeon had a way with words. He was a charmer who knew how to "woo" all of them. "I'll be back with your dishes in a while, ladies." He bowed as he began moving to the kitchen. "Until then you all may chit-chat away." As Joonmyeon exited the main dining room, he could have sworn that the girls were discussing how great his buttox looked in his chef uniform..

 

 

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"THEY'RE HERE!" Joonmyeon shouts as he bursts through the kitchen doorway.

"Oh , Yixing's still grilling the meat!" Luhan screamed.

"OH MY GOSH!" Joonmyeon cries out as he rushes to Yixing's station. "By the way, that's 100 won, Luhan."

Yixing is probably the only chef— minus Jongdae the cook— who's not in panic mode as the rich female customers await outside. The kitchen was in a frenzy and Yixing was sitting on a stool with his arms resting on his legs tucked close to his chest concentrating on his meat.

"Yah, Yixing-ah!" Joonmyeon hollers as the focused chef turns around. "Is this the first slab of meat you've grilling?"

Yixing nodded as Luhan rested an arm on Joonmyeon's shoulder from behind. "Hey, Xing, you better speed things up or you're going to make a lot of women upset.."

"You make it sound like I'm turning gay or something," Yixing mentions as he continues to focus on his grilling. "And, no, this is actually my third."

"You really need to speed things up," Joonmyeon said agreeing with Luhan.

"It's just one piece of meat, how long can you take?" Luhan tsked.

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yixing brought a finger to Luhan's mouth. "Don't talk like that around him," Yixing whispered. "You could hurt it's feelings.."

"Feelings??" Luhan and Joonmyeon asked. 

"Hush little grilled steak, don't say a word," Yixing hummed as he flipped the meat with tongs. "Xingxing's gonna bathe you in Baek's sauce stirred."

"I'm done with him," Luhan threw his hands up in the air. "I'll ask Baekhyun and Sehun if they can finish up the tenderloin."

"LUHAN, RELAX! IT'S FINE!" Joonmyeon assured. "YIXING'S NEVER LET US DOWN BEFORE!"

"Do you want me to pull up the list where he actually HAS?" Luhan take a notepad out of his back pocket. "Friday, April 20th: Yixing undercooked the beef patties for my birthday.  Sunday, May 6th: Yixing fails to remember that Baekhyun's allergic to pork and serves tonkatsu* on his birthday. Friday, September 21st-"

"Alright, alright I get it!" Joonmyeon rubbed his forehead. "But he never let's us down when the girls are here. So give him a chance, please? That's all I ask of you."

Luhan stared at Joonmyeon in disgust for a moment. He sighed and agreed to let Yixing continue. "Just check if the other girls are already seated outside." Joonmyeon smiled, nodded, and headed out. Luhan let out a small laugh. He didn't always agree with Joonmyeon. And he always never understood why Joonmyeon was the executive chef instead of himself. But he understood now— Joonmyeon cares.

 

 

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"Oh good heavens.." Joonmyeon slapped his forehead. The restaurant was an estrogen party. All of the female companions Kris befriended was present. On the left, he recognized Soyoung, Jooyeon, and Rania— a few of Kris' noona friends. On his right, he recognized Naeun, Chorong, and Hayoung— three of many dongsaeng aquaintances.

"Hi, Joonmyeon!" Eunji, an eye-smiley girl in a bright pink dress, shouted from across the room. All the girls turned their heads towards his direction and began shouting and waving at him. It could have been his charm, his smile, or his charismatic personality, but all the girls fell head over heels for Joonmyeon.

"I think they like you," Kris whispered as he stood next to his shorter friend.

"Why me.." Joonmyeon complained back.

"Hey, lighten up," Kris chuckled as he hit Joonmyeon's back making him jolt forward a bit. "A room full of girls want to throw themselves at you. Every guy would kill for this."

"Yes, every guy but ME."

"Just take care of the girls, I'll take over the kitchen."

"Kris, that's a horrible idea. Me with the girls and you with the kids?"

"Okay, you seriously need to stop calling them that," Kris groaned. "And it'll be fine. I promise."

"Alright, you asked for it." Joonmyeon stared at all the females who focused their attention on him still shouting at him. He gulped and put on his charming smile. "I better get a raise after this," he muttered through his teeth.

"Oh, Joonmyeon. One more thing."

"Yes, Kris?"

"How about I give you a day off."

"Really?" Joonmyeon beamed. "Wait.. what's the catch."

 

 

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"Kai... bai.. BO!" The servers chanted as they waited for more dishes at the salad station. "Aha!" Victoria shouted. "I win again!"

", please," Kibum scoffed. "I cut your paper with my scissors."

"Yah, but I covered Minho's damn rock with my paper."

"But I smashed Kibum's scissors with my damn rock!" Minho argued.

"Should we involve them with the 'jar?'" Baekhyun whispered next to Chanyeol.

The taller one let out a chuckle. "Nah, that just means more people to bring to Hawaii, which'll cost more." The shorter one nodded as he began plating the gazpacho next to Chanyeol who was cooking his halibut.

Chanyeol looked over at his friend's plating. He smiled at himself knowing that they share some bonding time during the chaotic moments of the kitchen.

"Oh crap, I forgot Kyungsoo's part of the gazpacho at my station," Baekhyun yelled and rushed back to his station. Chanyeol couldn't help but giggle at how cute Baekhyun was.

"So what WAS that plan you were talking about?" Sehun asked from behind.

Chanyeol turned around. "My gosh, you really need to stop doing that.."

"Doing what?" The younger one asks cluelessly..

"That thing when you surprise people by using a soft voice when you're right behind them." Sehun tilted his head in confusion. "Oh just- nevermind, maknae."

"So..that plan.." Sehun continued.

"Right, right." Chanyeol fixed his hair. "I think you should hang out with Baekhyun more."

"BUT HE'S THE ENEMY HERE!" Sehun hissed.

"Oh my gosh, you've been playing too many RPG games on your Xbox," Chanyeol screamed to the ceiling. "I'm about to throw that thing out the window. I've been through sleepless nights because of all the shooting and shouting from you and Jongin! But anyway, yes, you should hang with Baekhyun because it'll drive Luhan away from him. It might even make Luhan jealous and think, 'Oh, why does Baekhyun hang out with Sehun more than me? Maybe I should spend more time with Sehun as well..' And then Luhan will spend more time with you, and Baekhyun will surely stay with me."

"How does that even work?"

"I don't know.. reverse psychology or something?" Chanyeol lightly slapped Sehun's head. "It's going to work, trust me," he smiled.

"Alright, I'm in. I'm in."

 

 

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"YOU SON OF A !" Kyungsoo shouted as he stared at the tomato sauce on his chef jacket in horror.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry~!" Jongin kept apologizing as he frantically ran for paper towels. He went up behind Kyungsoo to offer a hand, but Kyungsoo didn't expect the younger one to stand right in front of him so close and he smashed a plate of gazpacho all over his clean uniform.

"No, no, it's fine, it's my fault for attracting you in the first place.."

"Pardon me?"

"NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL," Kyungsoo laughed as he scratched his head. He went on the floor to help Jongin out, disregarding the huge stain on himself. He began wiping the floor when he stopped and briefly looked at Jongin. He had a tannish skintone, which wasn't common among their part in Asia, but it flattered his bone structure and facial features. His eyes weren't as large as Kyungsoo's but they were big and beautiful to say the least. The way he winced his nose every once in a while made Kyungsoo's cheeks redden as a smile creeped up on him. This was bad, Kyungsoo thought.

"Hyung?" Jongin cooed.

Kyungsoo's eyes dialated once again.

"Are you feeling alright? Your cheeks are red?" 

Both of the boys were still on the floor, one kneeling, one crawling around wiping up. Kyungsoo took a handful of the tomato stain on the floor and wiped it on his face. "Yeah, I accidentally wiped tomato on my face. Silly me.." he forced out a chuckle. "I'll just go to the bathroom and clean myself up." He stood up and brushed his knees. "Just continue what you're doing. I'll be back."

Jongin smiled, and nodded. Kyungsoo turned his back and he felt his cheeks redden even more. ", this is bad.." he muttered.

 

 

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"GUESS WHO GRILLED ALL THEIR TENDERLOINS?" Yixing proclaimed as he threw his pair on tongs on the stovetop. "GET AT ME!"

"GUESS WHO'S IN NEED OF ALL OF THEM WITHIN FIVE SECONDS TO CUT AND SERVE?" Luhan imitated. "WADDUP PUNK?" He stuck out his tongue as he quickly gathered all the meat, combined everyone's part of the dish and rang the bell so that the servers can go out to serve it. Luhan sighed and looked at the clock near Tao's station. "We just ing made it in time." He threw himself onto the salad station counter.

All the chefs, including Jongdae the cook, rejoiced as all the dishes were being carried out to the dining room. All eighty dishes were being served to all eight females present in the dining room. 

There was a small clap in at the entryway. Luhan lifted his head up and the chefs turned their attention. It was Kris. "Congrats," he said. "Another successful night in the kitchen. Props to you, Kyungsoo for actually pulling through with every chaotic thing in this hell hole."

Kyungsoo smiled as he continued wiping the stain from his jacket. He presented a small bow to his boss.

"So anyway," Kris clapped his hands together and let out a smile. A smile even crepper than Chanyeol's. 

"Oh no, what's going on?" Luhan asked backing up.

"I gave Joonmyeon the day off on Monday."

"Aww, that's nice of you," Chanyeol and Kyungsoo smiled.

"But wait, who's going to be in charge of the kitchen?" Sehun raised his hand.

"Oh, for the love of- STOP RAISING YOUR DAMN HAND!" Jongin barks as he grabs his friend's hand and pulls it down.

"Who has two thumbs and is in charge of the kitchen next week on Monday?" Kris smiled.

All of the chefs, including Jongdae, looked at their boss weirdly.

"This guy!" Kris laughed as he pointed to himself.

Sehun, Jongin, Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, and Chanyeol let out a small laugh. They all looked at each other and each one of their eyes screamed help. However, Tao, Luhan, Yixing, and Jongdae looked at each other and nodded. They all mentally pictured Minseok nodding with them as well and they all snickered. "NOW it's Hell's Kitchen," Jongdae giggled.

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✻ author's note

Things to Explain:

1) tonkatsu - a breaded, deep-fried pork cutlet. AKA, MY COMFORT FOOD ALSGJA;SJGA;LS IT'S REALLY GOOD.

So sorry for the long wait. I hope this long chapter was worth waiting for ; 3 ; So yeah. GUESS WHO'S RUNNING THE KITCHEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER?? UHUHUHUHUHU. We're going to have fun with the chefs. INCLUDING JONGDAE THE COOK.

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130813 - Omg, yall are so cute. Yes, support Kyungsoo! He can definitely win Sohee's heart!

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ExoticKissMeElf
#1
Chapter 10: UPDATE PLEASE!
ksantos #2
Chapter 10: i bet it will be kyungsoo as well! :D
Coralie_x_KPOP
#3
Chapter 10: Haha i hope Kyungsoo wins ^^
Hunteris5000
#4
Chapter 8: OKay, now I have to apologize. I was finishing my OWN story who I have been neglecting AS WELL. And it took a long, LOOOOONG time.
Ah, thia is why I love you. You're funny and sentimental. I wish I had the same amount of writing skill as you... ;;;;
Hunteris5000
#5
Chapter 7: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THESE PAST THREE CENTURIES, GULL?!?!
Aish, I'm now very slow at typing due to old age.... XD
Kim Jongin WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! And Kyungie, I don't think hangin out with (*hemhem* this maniac *hemhem*) Jongin is in the least bit healthy. ^^ Just lookin out for your sanity~
LOVE your comeback chapter!
Hugs kisses and other stereotypical mush, my darling~~~! Mwah!
PS Is this to celebrate Exo's comeback? Cause I think it is....
Holdm3up
#6
Chapter 6: I look forward the next chapter :)
Hunteris5000
#7
Chapter 6: Jongin ever the troublemaker.....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WUWU?!?! Seriously, Xiaolu? Does Kris know you call him this very emasculating name? And how does he react....
Jonginnie please be nice the poor people already have so much trouble with the Baekhan and Yeolhun (???) and you're just gonna make it worse!!
Coralie_x_KPOP
#8
Chapter 6: Oohh Xiu Min ^_^
--Mochii
#9
Hahaha, you're story is HIGH- larious XD Subbed! ^^