Ehm.... Hi I guess....

Welcome to my profile? Idk.... -_-

I apologize for being so socially retarded, it's my DNA, inbred from birth etcetera, etcetera (I totally don't know how to pronounce etcetera.)

So, I'm a 5"1 (give or take) female with an amazing ability to make people cower even with a transparent titanium wall between us. I like k-pop, but get sidetracked with things such as school work (which I force onto myself, even when there is none available, I'm masochistic but fortunately not in the ual way), and ships that are dominating my world. American ships. Non-Asian ships. Sterek, Stony, Destiel (nope, no Wincest for me, like, wut) and miscellanious Disney couples.

On that topic, I have an unhealthy relationship with my brain. (I am aware that that does not relate to the previous topic, unhealthy relationship with brain, do try to keep up) I am varying shades of crazy, with (il)legal documents and certification to prove my case.

I am also hopelessly old-fashioned. I'd like to remain celibate before marriage, I eat my vegetables willingly, I do not date around, I find this current world's economy/technology/ways of connecting socially devastatingly confusing, and I am dreadfully stupid with devices. Hand me a Samsung Galaxy S4 and I'll drop and break both of us.

I lost my sense of equilibrium around age eight. Now, my body seems determined to hurl me face first into any hard surface (sometimes soft surfaces, though less often than, say, concrete) despite that it, not I, will be paying for the damage. Stubborn idiot.

Now, if you managed to live through that, let's be friends, yeah? :)

 

(I tried to go for innocuous and disarming with that smile, please do tell. Did it work?)