Talent #3: Talk to Me
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What the hell? Why my head does hurt like hell? Why is so hot in here? Is this hell?

What happened? The only thing I remember last night I was stuffed with a bag on my head and then, I don’t know already. Wait! Why do I smell cigarettes and alcohol? Please don’t tell me I’m in a bar? Where people get ? I just died!

I yawned and slowly but surely I opened my eyes. I was on a bed with a blanket.

I looked around; my eyes are squinting as I tried to point out whose bedroom is this. Wait! This isn’t my bedroom. My room has white walls, and this is black wall. Dammit!

I slid up as I sat up and looked around. WAHHHHHHH!

There are tons of people on the floor, drunk! WHO ARE THEY!

“YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” I shouted, louder than I used to. Louder than Taeyeon’s The Boys high note. Louder than Changmin Oppa’s Mirotic High note and higher than Jonghyun’s Lucifer high note.

Look like they didn’t hear me. I got up from the bed and started stepping each one of them. This people are errkkk.

When I stepped on someone whose hair is blonde, he groaned. He looked up and looked at me.

“Oh, Sungmin Oppa.” I gasped as I saw him on the floor, “SUNGMIN OPPA!!!” I shouted and started hitting him.

What Am I doing in a room with full of guys inside it? Especially, drunk ones!

He smells like alcohol! “Yah! What happened?” I asked, still hitting him.

“Ah, Ah, Ah! Stop hitting me first! WAIT! YAH!!” He complained, but I kept hitting him. AH! I can’t this thing happened to me. What the fudge?

“Speak up! And who the hell are these ugly people are!” I shouted right through his ears. I’m not trying to be rude, but I’m in a room, full of half- people, which I don’t know who they are. Stupid brain! Work!

“Yah! Who you calling ugly?” Someone shouted from behind the bed that shocked me. Who was that?

I stood up and walked towards that place where someone shouted. Woah! It was Changmin Oppa, with a freaking bottle of liquor on his left hand. Did he just drink that?

“Oppa, oh my god, Oppa!” I panicked as I run towards him. He drank it all.

“Oppa Gangnam Style~” Someone sang. Who was that? I looked at my side and saw Yesung Oppa dancing with his eyes closed and lying down, on the floor. How can he do that?

“Shut up! People try to sleep here!” Another shouted. Oh god! It’s getting weird here.

“Yah! Oppa! Sit up!” I slapped Sungmin Oppa who’s sleeping again.

I don’t know what happened but I’m totally freaking out here. What if they me? Gang ? Omona! Gawd, are they only pretending to be one innocent sunbaes just to get in my pants?

My eyes widened as I stood up.

“WAKE UP YOU PEOPLE! AND TELL ME WHAT FREAKING HAPPENED! IF NOT, I WILL TELL LEE SOO MAN Y’ALL ME! STAND UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT!” I shouted at the top of my lungs. I don’t care if I lose my voice as long they will hear me, I’ll bear it. To be honest, this was the most epic happenings in my life. I wonder why people pull off this kind prank that wasn’t even funny. One time I watched a video about a girl scaring her sister and she ended up dead because she was so scared she had to run on the road and she got hit by a car. Goodness!

After I shouted they were all wide awake. Their eyes were widened.

“Hyo-“ I heard a girl voice, wait a girl! So, there’s a girl here? Oh my gad! We’re both victims!

I looked my side and saw Victoria unnie, rubbing her eyes.

“Hyo-“

“Stop it right there! Don’t come near or else you’ll get what I learn about Tao’s martial arts!” I threatened Eunhyuk who’s attempting to walk towards me.

“What do you know about my martial arts, Noona?” I looked around and saw Tao, arms crossed on his chest. Okay! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE INSIDE THIS ROOM!?

“I know lots, so, if you don’t tell me what the hell happened, say hello to my fists!” I raised both of my fist right in front of them, showing my evil side some more.

No kidding, we’re like twenty people here.

I looked at each one of them. There’s Eunhyuk Oppa, Donghae Oppa, Shingdong Oppa, Yunho Oppa, Minho-gun, Taemin-gun, Jonghyun-gun, Taeyeon Unnie, Luna, Victoria Unnie, Krystal, Amber, Seohyun. We’re packed!

“Well?” I asked, spreading my hands at them, “You better start talking if you don’t want me to fly into a rage!” I threatened. But, they still didn’t to talk. What are you, inarticulate?

I walked towards Donghae Oppa and pointed at finger at him, “Talk or I’ll kill Eunhyuk!” I said, rising my in front of Eunhyuk’s face ready to punch him if Donghae wouldn’t talk.

“Yeah! Dibids~ like he cares for me,” Eunhyuk sighed.

“Dibidibidibs ~ Bling bling is Jongwoon~”

“Dibidibidibs~ Uri Bakryeoktaem eun Taemin~”

‘Dibidibidibs~ Dubu onrida neun Onew~”

“SHINee man-"

“SHUT UP!!!” I threw a pillow right on Yesung’s face.

“It’s not the right time to sing, Oppa!” I said, pointing my finger at him.

“Tokyo, London, New York, Paris, Oppa Oppa~” I looked around and saw Eunhyuk and Donghae singing their freaking song. Do they even think this is funny to me? I’m bursting!

“Shut up or you’ll get in danger!!” I threatened again. I never get tired in threatening someone, am I?

“Nan jiguem Danger ~”

“han-gyopdugyop peseuchyurichorom ya kkeullyo ~”

“Danger ~”

“seumyodeuro teumsai kkul chorom ~”

Dammit!

“OKAY! I QUIT! LET’S JUST ALL FREAKING FORGET ABOUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!” I shouted before exiting the room, slamming the door shut.

When I looked up,

 “Congratulations!”

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