Suicidal Me: "Kill Me, Baekhyun"

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girlinRed has started a conversation with Agenwings24

girlinRed: i'm so bored...

Angelwings24: Where are you?

girlinRed: in the library...

girlinRed: so bored...

Angelwings24: OMG. Seoul High Library?!

girlinRed: yea...?

Angelwings24: Saturday 4PM, that's when byun baekhyun studies in the library!

girlinRed: ohhhh that cute guy... who's never in class...?

Angelwings24: Yea lol

girlinRed: imma go talk to him

Angelwings24: ...

girlinRed: ??

Angelwings24: Are you kidding me?

Angelwings24: You don't just walk up to baekhyun!

Angelwings24: You don't just talk to baekhyun!

Angelwings24: You don't just hit on baekhyun!

girlinRed: ._.

Angelwings24: Unless you wanna be killed!

girlinRed: calm... down...?

Angelwings24: I can't calm down and let my friend out on a suicide mission!!!!

girlinRed: lol suicide mission?

Angelwings24: How do you not know about him?

girlinRed: seriously just calm down and tell me

girlinRed: you bish

Angelwings24: He greets people with swear words

Angelwings24: And doesn't discriminate between boys and girls when he beats them up!

girlinRed: oh... okay... then I should just let him be...

Angelwings24: Good choice.

Angelwings24: Just look at him. Don't talk to him! lol

girlinRed: you freak

 

 

Maybe deep inside, a secret darker part of me wanted to meet death. 

I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote his name down on the list of students skipping class.

Previous school monitors never dared to write his name in fear of the his wrath.

But I, Kim Sarang, sealed away the monster Byun Baekhyun's fate into the detention abyss.

Not with a pencil, but a permanent and deadly red pen.

 

 

I'm screwed. Aren't I?

 

 

 

 

Foreword


Yes, I'm writing a story with EXO's Byun Baekhyun.
Hold your applauds. Thank you, thank you.

I had Park Chanyeol first, but I changed it to
Byun Baekhyun for... a secret reason lol.

Hold your applauds, and comment, you fools!
And subscribe while you're at it!

Or else, Byun Baekhyun will find you and unleash his very, very angry wrath onto your poor soul. Beware! I warned you!

 

Thank you, SeaLakes, for the poster!

 

 

 

 

 

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MhiRha
#1
Chapter 9: When are you going to update this? And your other fics too? I really like your writing style and sense of humor so I would like to read more from you.
chocolate_93 #2
omg your story is so interesting!update soon pls?
quatervois #3
UPDATEEU WHERE ARE YOU ;A;
beniula #4
Chapter 9: so was Baekhyun actually mad that she prefered Chanyeol's presence? XD I don't know why he's so scary here but I hope he will change soon! Can't wait for new chapter!
soverlitexiii
#5
Chapter 9: Woah ..!
WHAT HAPPEN ..!?
Klaudyna
#6
Chapter 9: OOOOOO~~~ Baekhyun sees she prefer Chanyeol's presence or something @.@? omo omo~ Bacon is TOTALY WEIRD, I have no idea what will be later, when she will be fine etc... and what the hell Jongin T_T~ Baekhyun is still Beakhyun! xD Srsly I wanna moreeeeeeeeeeeee <3 I love this story~~~~~~ Thank you~ I can't wait for next chapter >o<~~
jojowifue_
#7
Chapter 9: Whyyyy ;~~; wae you dont wanna visit me tomowoooo. *pouted* keke~ geez ~ update soon authornim
vveibo #8
Chapter 9: .___.
no bacon. you must visit me- i mean, sarang tomorrow.
you must.
asdokfsgmsdglksadmfgzskg.
and nice cutting of the fruit. you cut it just like i do. ; u ;

thanks for the update, author-nim!
soverlitexiii
#9
Chapter 8: Please update sooner please * tries to attemp puppy eyes XD* ..
Klaudyna
#10
Chapter 8: OMGGGGG I can't believe!!!! new part TToTT~~ Thank you so much!!! Ahhhhh I'm really surprised~! I don't get Baekhyun's behaviour but it goooooood xD I love how normal is Jongin in your ff, it' great T.T <3 hahaha I'm curious what will be in next part *_____* I'm waiting >x33333 PS I really love your story *q*