Special Article + Note
Blitz Magazine - The Sidequel
Bored out of his wits on his flight back to Seoul, Kim-Fabulous-Jaejoong gave up on trying to flirt con the air stewardess into giving him the entire flight’s stash of pizza and decided to spam Yunho with emails. This was what went down.
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected] (cause Jae’s free enough to create a domain for them both)
Subject: I’M BORED
Date: XX XXX 201X 13:12:45
Take note of where to pet your kitty, Yunnie:
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: I’M SO DAMN BORED
Date: XX XXX 201X 13:48:01
Are you in class now?
Is that why you’re ignoring such a fabulous piece of y like me?
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED
Date: XX XXX 201X 14:55:23
YUNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, TALK TO ME!!!
Or are you busy ing your Baby-Mi right now?
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED AND HUNGRY
Date: XX XXX 201X 15:21:33
Oh, Yunnie, I saw this shop on my way to your apartment 2 days ago.
I loved the wall so ing much that I bought shares from the pizza place’s owner. I now own half the business. MUAHAHA! Fabulous right?
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED AND HUNGRY AND…BORED
Date: XX XXX 2013X 16:31:40
YUNNIE, IS YOUR MATH LESSON/ SESSION OVER YET?
I’m ing pissed that you have been ignoring me for the past 3 hours!
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED AND HUNGRY AND…BORED…REALLY BORED
Date: XX XXX 201X 17:01:22
I really do not understand airport logic. It’s perfectly illogical.
I accidentally packed my Bvlgari cologne into my hand carry and the security officer told me to throw it away. I walked off and headed into the toilet and did this:
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED AND HUNGRY AND…BORED…REALLY BORED…TOO BORED
Date: XX XXX 201X 17:40:52
WHYYYYYYYY, YUNNIE?
I’M GOING TO FALL INTO DEPRESSION AGAIN…STOP IGNORING ME… *SOBS.
From: jaejae’[email protected]
To: yunnie’[email protected]
Subject: Re: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED AND HUNGRY AND…BORED…REALLY BORED…TOO BORED...
Date: XX XXX 201X 18:45:38
I’m sorry Jaejoong, I’ve been busy baking a cake the entire afternoon.
And stop making fun of math. I’ll really get mad.
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: Re: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED AND HUNGRY AND…BORED…REALLY BORED…TOO BORED
Date: XX XXX 201X 19:13:09
YUNNIE! YOU’RE ALIVE!
Angry Yunnie = Overload of y fabulousness…
Yummy yum.
Okay, fine, stop sulking.
I’ll have you know that I put a lot of effort into this:
From: jaejae’[email protected]
To: yunnie’[email protected]
Subject: Re: I’M SO DAMN ING BORED AND HUNGRY AND…BORED…REALLY BORED…TOO BORED
Date: XX XXX 201X 19:14:38
You're so sweet, and I'm not 'angry' anymore, *kisses your soft apple cheeks.
From: yunnie’[email protected]
To: jaejae’[email protected]
Subject: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Date: XX XXX 201X 19:16:12
*faints*
This is my apology (and weird write up for Jaejae's other birthday and Yunnie's early present) to you guys because I really need to take a break from writing to concentrate on my graduation project.
I'll be back in March. This will also give me an opportunity to think of how to make The Sidequel even better.
That aside, comments please and thank you!
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