Attraction

Don't Strain Your Brain

Once upon a time, there was a mystical ovary in the land of ulong. Taemin was walking along like a good litte beaver when he stumbled upon something small and squishy. 

 

"WOAH." he said, falling on his face and breaking a few of his teeth out. Pulling himself into a seated position, he put his teeth back in his mouth. Now it was time to figure out what he tripped over. He put his hand behind him and screamed when it touched something squishy and wet, then turned around to find out it was the almighty mystical ovary. 

 

He picked it up. "WOW!" he exclaimed. "THE MYSTICAL OVARY!" he put it in his pocket and started to run home. When he got home, he broke the door down.

 

"MINHO!" he yelled. "I FOUND THE ALMIGHTY MYSTICAL OVARY!" Minho was amazed and took it from the excited boy, and put it on the glass podium he'd prepared for this occasion. 

 

"Yaaaay!" they both said, throwing their hands in the air in victory. Suddenly, the ovary exploded into a giant cloud of purple smoke.

 

"COUGHCOUGHCOUCH!" Taemin and Minho exclaimed. The purple clouds started swirling and swirling and began to take a shape! Minho and Taemin stared in amazement and awe as the swirling purple clouds turned into a dragon!

 

"I AM THE ALMIGHTY HORMONE!" the dragon bellowed, and Taemin and Minho ducked.

 

"NOT THE HORMONE!" they exclaimed.

 

"YES THE HORMONE!" the dragon laughed evilly.

 

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

 

~The End~

 

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A/N: I'm running out of ideas LOL sorry

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KPopGeisha
#1
Chapter 1: LMFAO omg that is the creeeeeeptastic-ist(not a word I know) pic of Taemin Ive ever seen!
Dramadynasty #2
Chapter 6: This is just so funny. Like I don't even get what I was reading, but I'm pretty sure it was hilarious!

Please make more of your awesome weird stories :)
xoxo
Bla2kJack1
#3
Chapter 5: I CAN'T
OMG
SAMI, ALEX, GABE AND MORGAN ____ING FREEMAN
ALL IN THE SAME FANFIC
I CAAAN'T
2minLOVEforever
#4
Wow. Just... Wow. XD