Once upon a time, Taemin was in the science lab with Minho. He looked around him, all the other student's projects were going successfully, and Jinyoung even made a girl using the chemistry materials. Wow, thought Taemin, I want to make a girl too.

“Minho!” Taemin called. Minho turned around from talking with the broken-necked parrot and came running to Taemin, saluting him.

“What is it, master?” Minho asked obediently.

“I need you to help me make a human girl,” Taemin ordered.

“But we're both men, we couldn't possibly-”

“WITH CHEMISTRY!” Taemin declared, standing on the stool, because taller people always seem more important. Minho immediately understood the importance of the matter via Taemin's newfound height, and fetched all the equipment and chemicals.

While Onew played inspirational science montage music, Taemin and Minho worked hard to figure out for themselves what the reactions and solutions were, and finally narrowed it down to one bottle of chemicals, which, if boiled, would steam and out of the steam would step a woman.

“Wow, I sure am thirsty from all this work,” said Taemin. He grabbed his water bottle and downed it in a matter of seconds. Sighing happily, he put the bottle down and looked at Minho with a smile. Minho returned this smile with an appalled face.

“What is it?” Taemin asked, confused.

“YOU DRANK THE LADY LIQUID,” Minho yelled angrily. “LOOK!” he pointed below Taemin's collarbone.

Taemin looked down and screamed.

“EW I HAVE S!” he yelled in disgust.

~The End~