Kayak
Don't Strain Your Brain
Once upon a time, Key was sitting in the grass. Key was pregnant.
"JONGHYUN! " Key screamed. "I'M HAVIN' A BABEH! "
Jonghyun came running and tried to pick Key up off the ground. Key screamed and got up and ran to lie down under the kayak rack. He had his baby on his own in under 10 seconds. The baby came out clean and fully clothed.
The baby came out clean and fully clothed.
Key crawled out from under the kayaks and yelled, "JJONGIE LOOK I HAD MAH BABEH! "
Just then, without any warning, Zelo jumped out of the bushes and took JongKey's baby! He then proceeded to climb into his rocket ship and get away.
"NUUUUUU!" Yelled Jonghyun.
"NUUUUUU!" Yelled Key.
There was a silence.
Key looked down at his baby bump.
"OMG JJONG I'M PREGNANT! "
"YYYAAAYY! " says Jonghyun.
Key repeated the birth procedure.
"LOOK AT OUR BABEH, " said Key.
"IS A BEAUTIFUL BABEH, " said Jjong, nodding.
They named it Taemin and went home.
THE END
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