Kayak

Don't Strain Your Brain

 

Once upon a time, Key was sitting in the grass. Key was pregnant.

"JONGHYUN! " Key screamed. "I'M HAVIN' A BABEH! "

Jonghyun came running and tried to pick Key up off the ground. Key screamed and got up and ran to lie down under the kayak rack. He had his baby on his own in under 10 seconds. The baby came out clean and fully clothed.

The baby came out clean and fully clothed.

Key crawled out from under the kayaks and yelled, "JJONGIE LOOK I HAD MAH BABEH! "

Just then, without any warning, Zelo jumped out of the bushes and took JongKey's baby! He then proceeded to climb into his rocket ship and get away.

"NUUUUUU!" Yelled Jonghyun.
"NUUUUUU!" Yelled Key.

There was a silence.
Key looked down at his baby bump.
"OMG JJONG I'M PREGNANT! "
"YYYAAAYY! " says Jonghyun.
Key repeated the birth procedure.

"LOOK AT OUR BABEH, " said Key.
"IS A BEAUTIFUL BABEH, " said Jjong, nodding.

They named it Taemin and went home.

THE END

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KPopGeisha
#1
Chapter 1: LMFAO omg that is the creeeeeeptastic-ist(not a word I know) pic of Taemin Ive ever seen!
Dramadynasty #2
Chapter 6: This is just so funny. Like I don't even get what I was reading, but I'm pretty sure it was hilarious!

Please make more of your awesome weird stories :)
xoxo
Bla2kJack1
#3
Chapter 5: I CAN'T
OMG
SAMI, ALEX, GABE AND MORGAN ____ING FREEMAN
ALL IN THE SAME FANFIC
I CAAAN'T
2minLOVEforever
#4
Wow. Just... Wow. XD