“You know what,” Kris sighed, “we're going to have another meeting.”

“I don't even have any idea what the last one was about!” Chanyeol called.

“Nobody asked you!” Kris grumbled. “Meeting. Four hours. I'm going to sleep. Wake me up and die.”

And with those ominous words, Kris spun around and headed for Kai and D.O's room.

~*~*~*~*~

“So,” Lay said, once Kris had left the room, “what should we do now?”

“About what?” Kai asked.

“I dunno. It just seemed like an appropriate thing to say.”

Chen rolled his eyes. “Brilliant, very brilliant.”

“I know, right?”

“I was be—you know what, never mind,” Chen sighed. “Anyways... I'm just wondering, why did Joonmyun-hyung and Kris-hyung even do this whole thing to start with?”

“Because Joonmyun-hyung was mad at these dolts,” D.O grumbled, glaring at Kai. “And Kris-hyung's ideas .”

“You know,” Xiumin said, “I don't think it . I mean, I got to exercise my oldest-hyung powers. I usually don't get to do that. It was fun.”

“I didn't get my Gucci. It . And because of you, my shirt got ripped,” Tao grumbled. “I think it was a fiasco.”

“I don't care,” Lay said. “To be honest, I kind of forgot that he was gone most of the time.”

“Noooo,” Chen drawled, rolling his eyes. “You can't seriously be telling me that your memory failed you again!”

“I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not,” Lay said, squinting at Chen.

“Oh, dear Yixing-hyung, just assume that everything I say is sarcasm. I'm off to go reply to some fanboard messages now, who wants to join me?”

“I will,” Tao said, scowling at his phone. “I've got some es to hunt down. Luhan-ge!” he called, “Me and Jongdae-hyung are gonna go join you guys! You better not be having !”

“We're not, you !” Luhan called back. “We're just reading stuff on the fanboard!”

“Okay then!”

~*~*~*~*~

“So wait... let me get this straight,” Chen said, watching Tao glare angrily at the computer screen and typing rather furiously on a site that definitely didn't look like their fanboard, “someone recorded him singing in the shower?”

Luhan nodded. “If you couldn't te