Part 1 of two-part update!!

‘Hey guys and welcome to Unsolved Vlogs Autopsy for last weeks Halloween Special episode “The Asylum Poltergeist”! We’re here to answer all of your questions and inquiries about what happened-‘

‘-what Baekhyun thought happened-‘

‘-and other stuff. Oh come on- this episode was legit. Even you have to agree that it was weird.’

‘What it was - was that it was a very old, crumbly, incredibly dirty-‘

‘-it really was dirty-‘

‘-and sad sad place. I don’t think it was haunted, but just because of the history, the location, the hygiene, and the absolute stench of the place, I wouldn’t stay there overnight.’

‘Because it’s haunted and creepy and ghosts would get you?’

‘Because I don’t want to shower in acid or something- even Minseok-hyung was covered in dust by the time we were done-

You guys probably didn’t see- I think we didn’t add it to the main cut, but when Minseok hyung came back from the attic, he was covered in dust!’

‘It was pretty bad.’

‘Okay- but all of that, and ghosts. Y’all saw it- Erikyoongs, you know the truth.’

(Audible sighing)

‘What was your favorite thing about the Asylum?’

(Long pause)

‘I guess when we discovered the long- hallway- like legit, that was undoubtedly an architectural flaw- in case of an emergency, everyone will just clamor and crash into one tiny narrow long- hallway.

Didn’t they push gurneys and wheelchairs down this place? The claustrophobia in that place is real.’

(audible and enthusiastic nodding)

‘Also the attic! Even though for obvious clear safety reasons we were not allowed to go up there - Baekhyun wanted to really go for the whole immersion.

Which clearly meant immersing himself in wood-rot and falling through the floors-‘

‘-guys I’m just saying this right now- we didn’t go inside the attic- we placed a camera by the doorway-‘

‘-and you could’ve died-‘

‘-of course we pay attention to safety and we do listen to safety warnings issued before we enter any place-‘

‘-you say that and play that ing spirit-box-‘

‘-I thought you didn’t think it was real?’

‘-I don’t- but you do, so I’m wondering, if you’re inviting ghosts through this thingy is counter-intuitive to the whole “don’t disturb spirits” thing-‘

‘-we’re investigating.’

(table slapping sounds)

‘Don’t detectives visit crime scenes and interrogate suspects to solve crime and mystery? We’re doing the same and the spirit-box is like a supernatural lie-detector test.’

(Ehehehehehehehheehee)

(Guffawing)

‘Right! Comments!

(Giggling)

‘You okay? Need a moment?’

‘No- I’m fine-‘

‘You’re not lying are you? Should we get the spirit-box and-‘

(More laughing – smacking head on table)

(short break is taken)

‘Okay so from the YouTube comment section we have “Purrrrrr nyeow”-‘

‘Purr now?’

‘Purrrrrr nyeow.’

‘Sure.’

‘Mr. Nyeow, or Ms. Nyeow, or just Nyeow, says “I wanna know if you caught anything in the static camera footage from the attic”.’

‘Wow. That was a very to-the-point question.’

‘And to that, here is my to-the-point answer: yes and no.’

‘That’s hardly to-the-point.’

‘So while there wasn’t anything very conclusive in the static cameras. And most of them could definitely just be dust motes, we did happen to encounter a few glitches.’

‘But we think it’s most likely technical glitches.’

‘By we, we mean Minseok-hyung.’

‘So according to Minseok-hyung, it’s technical issues.’

‘Or you know- ghosts.’

‘Said the person who was screaming throughout their individual sit-in.’

‘Can we edit that out-‘

‘-it’s already in the episode it’s why we’re doing an Autopsy video now-‘

‘Minseok-hyung, could we do a part where we replace all my screams with me saying something cool?’

‘Like what?’

‘…’

‘…’

‘I’ll think of something later.’

(snorting)

‘Okay next question- it’s from twitter-‘

‘Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet-‘

‘Please never do that again-‘

‘I’ll do what I want.’

‘Can I read the comment.’

‘…’

‘Okay thank you. This is from twitter user Baeks Floof starry emoji starry emoji and some other smiling emoji thing-‘

‘It’s the wide-grin emoji Jongdae please-‘

‘-who says! “Loved this episode so much- wanna know a little more about Minseok and maybe your crew (?) that we may not know about?”

And that’s a great question!’

‘As you all know…

We were very broke and did things all by our lonesome selves.’

‘Yes that too. So as you all know, sometimes we have our friend Chanyeol come with us, when we do need to go out far-‘

‘-or we just lack the physical strength I have no problem admitting this.’

‘-and now though we have been very blessed by you, the viewers, and our wonderful sponsors-‘

‘-we’ve been able to add one more person to our team!’

‘-we did ask him before. But I guess hyung was just waiting for the perfect timing because he’s cool like that.’

‘Minseok-hyung is our senior from uni. And we used to go to him for tech advice and stuff like that-‘

‘But he decided one day, to just be a part of the Unsolved Vlogs duo and we are now a happy trio.’

‘…’

‘…’

‘I won’t make that joke because we’re trying to be PG-‘

‘-that’s very mature of you Baekhyun-ah-‘

‘Okay! But yes, Minseok-hyung is now part of the team- please expect to see more of his cute self from time to time!’

‘Ehehehehe- he’s blushing.’

‘Next comment! This one is also from twitter from “AZC” who asks ‘How do you decide each episode location? Have you considered going overseas? Because you’re more than welcome to come visit my friends pretty haunted condo’.

So I think first of all-‘

‘-don’t invite people to your friends house-‘

‘-I hope you had permission-‘

‘-and start with “pretty haunted”-‘

‘-that’s a great way of putting people off though-‘

‘Quick! Introverts put people off by saying your place is haunted!

I should say that more often.

…

Oh- hey Baek.’

‘…what?’

‘My place is haunted.’

‘We literally live together.’

‘Ah- damn.’

‘Okay so during the first episode, we went to local locations around the city. Which is actually quite a lot-‘

‘-also just mainly abandoned houses more than anything-‘

‘-also my childhood home at my hometown. And other places in our own hometowns. But I guess now that we’re better equipped?’

‘And with more funds.’

‘We’re doing legit research- things that definitely fall under urban myths as well. Which is how we came to find the Asylum as well.’

‘We also actually get quite a lot of emails from viewers and non-viewers. In fact, one our close friends Jongin told us about a place he used to live in when he was in middle-school. That was a fun episode gotta admit.’

‘It’s because Jongin was screaming the whole time.’

(cackling)

‘And so for this season, we’re pretty set on our locations! In fact, the upcoming episode is gonna be similar to the one we had with Jongin!’

‘Yes- it’s a house-visit!’

‘Well- is it a house-visit if no one’s living in it?’

‘Any place can be a house, but it can’t be a home.’

‘That was pretty deep. Even Minseok hyung is nodding.’

‘I think you guys will really like it. We’ll be going tomorrow night in fact. I’m just excited there’s a really good bakery in that area and I really wanna show Minseok-hyung.’

‘Bread aside, without spoiling much about other episodes we’re also visiting a botanical garden, odd I know, but during our research we found out that there used to be a big apartment complex in the area but it was razed down to make way for a nicer suburban area. And one of the reasons why it was razed was because of-‘

‘-murder.’

‘Yes. So while we are doing a supernatural investigation, we’ll also be looking into some real-life crime cases! I’m so grateful one of us is a journalism minor.’

‘You could just thank me.’

‘I will when you admit ghosts are real.’

(Audible sigh)