22^nd December, 2020

‘Oppa! 

I TOLD you a

 million times,

 you need to put 

your stuff in the 

dishwasher after 

you’re done!

 Putting it next to

 the dishwasher won’t 

wash the dishes!’

‘Sorry, my bad~

Hehe~

I was in a rush 

this morning~’

‘It’s alright, 

thank goodness 

I came over today

 or you would've

 opened the door 

tonight seeing flies

 all over your kitchen!’

‘Sorry for asking

you to do this for me,

I’ve been super 

SUPER busy these days…’

‘I know, Oppa, 

I know, I have nothing

 to do anyway so I 

came over after

giving Kungfu a walk.’

‘How’s my baby?’

‘Kungfu’s doing well~’

‘Not Kungfu,

dummy, 

I meant you.’

‘Stop it Oppa! 

You’re making me

 want to barf!’

‘Why? 

You are my baby!’

‘😑’

‘OH THIS! 

You used this for 

your IG post yesterday

as well! Why?’

‘LOL, because of 

your song’s lyrics! 

Amusement park!’

‘What part of it?’

“Shall we go to 

the Haunted House?

You can come into

 my arm if you’re scared

Just don’t let go 

of this hand”

‘So you gave

me the 😑because

you knew I can’t 

enter a haunted house.’

‘OPPA! Remember 

when we went to

 the haunted house

 with your friends last time?

 You screamed so 

loudly I have no 

doubt you scared 

the ghosts off!’

‘Come on, 

I wasn’t THAT loud. 

You screamed too!’

‘Oh really? 

I have proof!’

‘Don’t tell me 

you’re gonna 

pull my EXO’S SHOWTIME

haunted house clip

again like the rest 

of the world.’

‘Nope! 

I have the audio

 clip of you screaming

 when we went to 

the haunted house

 last time~’

‘You WHAT?!’

‘Why? 

Want me to send

 it to you?

 You better not 

be wearing headphones 

now because your 

scream’s gonna blow

 your ears off!’

‘I can’t believe

you recorded 

that – why?’

‘You told me to,

did you forget that?’

‘I did?! 

Why would I tell

you to record it?’

‘LOL,

 you wanted to 

hear me scream

 but instead it 

recorded your scream.’

‘Ah…

send it to me,

I’ll set it as my

ringtone.’

‘Why?’

‘Well,

because there’s 

bound to be your 

laugh in it.’

‘Is it because 

you’re preparing 

for your concert 

these days, 

your lines are so…

um…so cringey!’

‘Yep, 

you just think 

of it as me using

you to practice 

so I’ll be less 

embarrassed during

my concert~ 

Oh, my break is over,

chat with you later!’

‘Sure! 

I’ve put away 

your laundry, 

also threw away 

some expired stuff 

from your fridge. 

Ah, I took your 

garbage out as well.’

‘Hyeran ah,

I only told you 

to deal with my 

laundry, you didn’t

need to do other stuff, 

I could take care

of those things myself.’

‘I have a lot of 

free time anyway~ 

You should go now, 

you said your 

break is over.’

‘Talk to you later!’