16^th December, 2018

‘Hyeran ah, 

remember that massage

shop you recommended

last time? 

You got the address?’

‘I’ll send it 

to you later.’

‘Why? 

You okay?’

‘Just want to 

loosen up some

knots after promotion.’

‘It ended?’

‘Yeah, 

today is the 

last stage.’

‘Ah right, 

it’s almost 

Christmas

season.’

‘It’s shorter 

than Tempo.’

‘Disappointed?’

‘No.’

‘Do you like

Love Shot more 

or Tempo more?’

‘Tempo.’

‘It’s less…

ummm…

dangerous.’

‘Dangerous?! 

What kind of

reason is that?’

‘You know what

 I mean.’

‘You and your

 hip.’

‘Oh I see! 

So you fell for

my hip, hm?’

‘I did not!’

‘Just admit it, 

I gave my all 

for that hip move.

It’s only normal 

for you to fall in

love with it.’

‘Ok fine, 

I’ll admit it.’

‘But your 

hand was so

 unnecessary.’

‘My hand?’

‘Oh that part!

Ha! 

I grabbed it ily,

didn’t I?’

‘Speechless.’

‘Why? 

Wasn’t it y?

I put a lot of effort

into making it y…

I even scrunched

up my nose for it.’

‘Answer me, 

is it y?’

‘It’s…

I wouldn’t say y,

 it’s more like…

oh I don’t know.’

‘Looks like I’ll 

have to work 

harder then. 

Maybe next time

I should grab

it harder.’

‘Oppa!’

‘LOL! 

Or maybe I should

wear loose pants~’

‘STOP!’

‘See, 

that’s why you need

 a massage, right? 

You’re stressing your

 hip too much 

that it’s hurting now,

 right? 

I told you to 

take care yourself 

and not go too hard

 before the comeback

 didn’t I?’

‘It’s not that

painful.’

‘I had to give 

my all for my fans.’

‘Who wouldn’t even

 let you talk about

 getting married.’

‘They said it 

because they

love me.’

‘If they love you,

 they will support 

your choice. 

Whatever…’

‘Why…

why are you upset

all of a sudden,

Hyeran ah? 

Are you alright?’

‘I’m fine.’

‘You don’t sound

like yourself.’

‘Nothing, 

just feeling sad 

for you as your

 friend.’

‘Jeez. 

You don’t have 

to worry about me.’

‘What if…

what if you hurt

 yourself because 

of dancing?’

‘I know how 

painful it can get.’

‘My back is fine!

I’ve been working out,

my muscles are strong

enough, I don’t get

hurt as easily now.’

‘I can still make 

children, don’t you

worry about that.’

‘I wasn’t referring

 to that!’

‘If you don’t trust me,

you can check on me

when I come over

next time.’

‘And you can give

me a massage then~ 

On your bed~’

‘OPPA!’

‘Why? 

It’s not like I haven’t

slept on your bed before. 

Remember that time

I was waiting for you

to come back from 

bathroom break and

I actually fell asleep.

I literally passed out.’

‘It only took you

 1 minute to 

fall asleep, 

that was scary.’

‘Was it?’

‘I thought you 

fainted or something,

 I had to lean in

 close to make sure

 you’re still breathing!’

‘Such a pity

I was asleep 

or I would’ve 

seen your 

pretty face 

up close.’

‘Stop it.’

‘I miss playing 

games with you. 

I’ll try to see if 

I can come over

next week.’

‘Oppa, 

you’re seriously

 addicted to gaming, 

you need to stop.’

‘I’m not 

addicted!’

‘Oh yeah? 

You were still 

online at 2am 

last night.’

‘And you were

too, since you

knew.’

‘Well,

 I’m not that 

person who had

 to wake up early

 for pre-recording.’

‘Ok, you win.’

‘Oh, 

Hyeran ah!

Next time I come

over, let’s try 

pepper blast shot

together.’

‘What?’

‘I’ve never tried

it myself.’

‘Wait, 

what?’

‘OPPA!’

‘My parents 

would be 

at home!’

‘Hm? So?’

‘And I had 

no intention 

to…to…

with you…’

‘Yeah girl! 

I meant ordering

that pepper blast 

shot chicken! 

I heard that it’s 

super tasty.’

‘Oh, you were

talking about 

chicken…

I…

never mind.’

‘LOL! 

You actually 

thought! 

OH MY GOSH

HYERAN AH!!!! 

You’re all grown 

up now, huh?’

‘You watched our

broadcast, didn’t you?’

‘It’s your fault, 

everything you say

 is making me 

think of  

things since that.’

‘I hate you.’

‘Ya! 

I was not the

one who

pointed it out! 

It was Kyungsoo!’

‘I’m gonna block

you till next year!’

‘You try! 

I’m gonna have

you unblock me

no matter what! 

I’m gonna barge

into your house 

and make you 

unblock me if you

dare to block me.’

‘I’ll just go on 

a holiday then.’

‘And I’ll find you.

I have lots of free

time next month.’

‘How about a holiday

to somewhere warm? 

Just the two of us! 

Oh! 

What about Singapore?

Or Thailand!

Or India! 

Oh! Or Australia!

It’s summer there now, 

we can go to the 

beach and meet 

with the kangaroos!’

‘You’re the last

 person I’d go 

on a holiday 

with, Oppa, 

frankly speaking.’

‘Why?’

‘You attract…

a crowd 

everywhere 

you go.’

‘I’ll just go there

in ninja style! 

No one will know!’

‘Oh please, 

you can’t even 

go to the 

supermarket 2 blocks

 from your dorm freely.’

‘T…true.’

‘Maybe I can disguise 

as your manager then!’

‘That’d be 

a disaster.’

‘You’re right, 

absolutely right,

I guess playing

games at your 

place is the best

option.’

‘Don’t you get 

bored at 

playing games?’

‘I don’t. 

Do you?’

‘No.’

‘See?’

‘But you started 

playing much 

earlier than I did!’

‘It has nothing 

to do with it, 

Hyeran ah, 

one does not

get bored from 

playing games.’

‘You just marry 

your game already.’

‘I would if I could!’

‘Better than getting

a girlfriend I guess. 

Safer too.’

‘And,

I won’t have to

deal with their 

emotions all the time.’

‘If only I can…’

‘In a few years,

 maybe, Oppa.

 Maybe one day

 you’ll marry a 

robot or something.’

‘It’ll be scary…

now that I think 

about it.’

‘Hyeran ah, 

I want to try doing

a love shot with you.’

‘Next time we

play game.’

‘Let us die

together.’

‘We already did,

in the drama.’

‘What’s the point?’

‘It’s fun!’

‘And we both

have never tried 

it before.’

‘Because we’re 

always on the 

same team.’

‘Maybe we can 

try getting into 

different teams 

next time.’

‘I’ll kill you 

within seconds, 

Oppa.’

‘It’s the 

love shot~’

‘I guess you 

need to sleep,

 Oppa, 

you’re not making

 sense now.’

‘Hold up!

I’m not finished

yet!’

‘Ya! 

Hyeran ah!’

‘The massage 

shop address!’

‘Hyeran ah!’

‘YA!’

‘You’re not sending

me the address 

because you want

to give me a 

massage yourself, 

don’t you?’

‘Ok fine! 

Keep ignoring

me!’

‘I’ll see how long

you can last!’

‘See you in 2019, 

Oppa.

 I’m blocking you.’

‘YA, 

JI HYE RAN!’

‘I know you miss

me too but you 

don’t have to block 

me to make me 

go to find you

today!’

‘Boy, 

so that’s why 

Yixing hyung unfollowed

Junmyeon hyung?

It was to get him

to follow him back. 

Daebak.’

 

‘I’ll come find

you tonight,

Hyeran ah! 

Whether you like

it or not. 

WITH PEPPER 

BLAST SHOT! 

You’re having 

it with me!’

*Hyeran blocks Baekhyun*